A/N:

Oh Em Gee, much?!

... Well, not really.

It's chapter three.

In this chapter, we search deeper into the mystery with Haru and Rin...

'Oh dear, oh no, oh God, oh someone, someone help-!' Tohru began to run in circles, her thoughts buzzing around her mind. Where was she? What was she meant to be doing? And what about the cubed pears? 'Oh no! The shopping!'

The brunette turned back to the store, panting, before grabbing her bags. Customers stared at her in disbelief as she muttered about a murder and hobbled backwards, the machine-operated door opening and closing behind her with a clank.

'I always knew Haru was bad tempered at times, but I never knew he was capable of ... m-murder! I mean, he always says he's going to kill people in a fit of rage, but I never thought it'd be something he'd actually do! I don't know who to feel more worried for; Rin or Haru or... maybe Haru is going after Kyo next! He's always claiming he's going to kill him! Oh no! I have to get home! PUMP THOSE LEGS, HONDA! YOU CAN DO IT! YOU CAN-- AHHHH!'

Tohru'd legs went from under her and her ankle rolled in a small hole in the dirt. She had made it as far as the forest surrounding the Sohma property, which was a start. She'd only have to crawl for about half an hour before Shigure's house came into view... ah, who was she kidding? As cans of cuped pears catapulted around her, she curiously wondered if Haru was in the vicinity.

'So much for being able to do it, Honda.' she tsk'd herself. 'You just got owned by yourself!'

.xxx.

"Oh, th-thank-you... it's much better now... thanks for asking... y-yes, it's alright... bye, bye..." Hiro tapped his foot lightly on the floor as Kisa put the phone down. She smiled, turning to him.

"What'd Haru say?" The Sheep asked, raising an eyebrow; sure, he was yelling at the Cow ten minutes ago, but that doesn't mean that he can't care now. I mean... it's ten minutes later! We all know Hiro's anger-span doesn't last very long. "Did he apologise?"

"He... he said he was sorry at the time, H-Hiro..." Kisa glanced at the floor, feeling guilty that she'd caused both of her male friends to be worried about her AND have them argue. She almost felt like a princess. "Haru was just seeing if... if I was feeling okay with Kagura's... er... uh-w-well..." Kisa began to blush profusley, her hands bundling and covering her face.

"G-Girl items... in my... in my... my n-nose..." she whispered, audible to those standing within a foot of the girl's face. Hiro bit his lip and couldn't help but blush at the sight of Kisa, Kisa, with tampons up her nose. It seemed kind of silly, but Haru (with his unusual logic) decided it'd be the best way to stop a nose bleed.

"I saw it once in a movie," the Cow had explained, "It definately works."

'Kisa...' Hiro sweatdropped as Kisa began to poke the swolen tampons lodged in her head. 'If you do that, you'll make it worse... dumb-ass...'

"Hiro..." he span around on his heels so fast, he almost fell. "Do you... think that... Haru is okay?"

Ugh. One of those questions. "Yeah," the Sheep fumbled with his sweatband. "He's fine. I mean, he was only meant to go to the shop and back; how much trouble can the idiot cause? It's only up the road!"

Not exactly the truest statements; the store (convieniantly, the same one he saw Tohru at...) was five blocks away. Haru can barely walk to the bathroom without getting lost, everyone knows that. Little did the innocent cousins know, foolish Hatsuharu Sohma was causing more trouble than they'd seen in a very long time.

.xxx.

"M-Miss Honda? Oh my gosh, are you alright?!" Yuki flung the door open and his body through it with such tremendous speed, it fell off its hinges. There was Tohru, laying on the ground, bleeding from the knees and the palms of her hands, hair knotted and everywhere, face drowned in tears. "Are you hurt! Stupid question Yuki, look at her! God, what do I do? H-Hatori! Yes! I'll call him! Miss Honda, don't move! Please! Don't move!"

The Rat began to hyperventilate, his hands groping the telephone keys in an attempt to call the family doctor. The noise had of course awoken the curiosity in a certain stupid Cat.

"What's going on down here-- YUKI? HOLY HELL, ARE YOU DYING?!" In a manner best described as frantic, Kyo rushed towards the Rat and... shook him. Well, what else was there to do? "Stupid rodent, talk to me!"

It would have to take an absolute retard not to notice the Rat's current state. He was gesturing madly towards the phone, coughing out words that Kyo didn't seem to understand. He began to shake his cousin again, feeling a sense of panic set in. In one last attempt to allow Yuki's air supply to open back up, Kyo began to slap Yuki's back roughly, shouting at him to 'breathe already, or die'. Despite the Cat's 'help', if you can call it that, Yuki's throat began to close in on itself and he was finding it exceedingly hard to breathe.

"Toh... she... bleeding..." he managed to gurgle, before his legs went limp and he collapsed in Kyo's arms, phone still beeping in his hand.

.xxx.

"You two are very lucky Tohru was able to make it to the phone," Kyo and Yuki glanced at each other murderously; they'd both, in the end, attempted to help the brown-haired girl, only to inflict damage to themselves. "Something serious may have happened."

"Oh! It's nothing to be upset about!" Tohru waved her hand, "I'm just happy to be able to help!" 'If only I could remember what I ran here for...' She curiously prodded the bandages lacing her hands and knees.

"You can go home now, Hatori," Yuki glared, "Your services are no longer needed here."

"You're just upset he has photos of you two hugging on the floor!" Shigure snickered from behind them; when did he come into the picture anyway? Who knows.

It was true; after Tohru had decided to disobey Yuki's order and make her way into the house, she had found them both laying on the ground, out cold. Tohru at first had thought they were simply hugging, but her thoughts changed when she noticed Yuki wasn't breathing.

"You two were snuggled up so cutely!" Tohru squealed in a fan-girlish manner. "I had to take a photo too."

In fact, after Yuki had blacked out in Kyo's arms, the Cat also began to freak out. He tried to put his cousin down somewhere, but managed to trip backwards, with a dead weight on top of him. He'd hit his head on the bottom stair.

"Yes, yes! It's a truly heart-warming occasion!" Shigure began to clap, taking snapshots of the annoyed relatives while ranting. "Kyo, you looked just like a little kitten all wrapped around Yuki like that! And this only proves further that you two had relations in the bedroom..." there was an awkward silence.

"Oh, you guys had relatives over?" Tohru asked, smiling. "Who visited? Where they apart of it too?" Everyone in the room sweat-dropped. Tohru truly was an idiot.

Hatori gathered his doctor bag and stood, evading a possibley shameful situation before he was dragged into it. "I'll be taking my leave now," he said, sliding Shigure's paper-thin door (no pun intended) open and stepping out. "Be careful, Tohru. Be safe."

Tohru suddenly flung herself foward with such amazing speeds, she could have been a one-time Olympic sprinter. 'Be safe' had jogged her memory of the past hour or so and she just couldn't contain it anymore. Frantically glacing around, she noticed that Kyo a) was fine and b) staring at her funny. This, of course, was due to the fact she was standing on one leg with her mouth open.

"I suspect you have something to say, Miss Honda?" Yuki raised an eyebrow as Tohru began to wave her arms.

"Haru!" she shouted. "He's a murderer!"

'What is wrong with this family?' Hatori swivelled on his heel, deciding it might be best for him to stay for just a little bit longer. 'Haru? Murder? She must have really hit her head hard.'

As if reading Hatori's mind, Tohru's voice became more shrill as 'panic' set in. "No, really! I went to the store to pick up some cubed pears and I saw him! He had blood on him and he muttered something like, 'it's her blood' and walked away! I was worried he'd come for Kyo next, but Kyo is fine... please believe me! It's true!" tears began to swell behind her eyelids.

"Yeah... we believe you." Kyo rubbed Tohru's back, watching her face as she began to sob. "How could you lie?"

It was then, the authoress realised that this whole story is based around a can of cubed pears.

A/N:

That took me three days to write.

If you don't like it, you can just DIE.

DIIIIE!

... I'm just kidding. (loves all)