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All was quiet in the neighborhood, except for in the Pelekai house, where it sounded like two residents were arguing about something. But what? "I'm the smartest genius around here Jumba!" Mark argued loudly. "No, Jumba is. Jumba has been educated in genetic alternation and creation. Mark Car-person is mere earthling. Primitive caveman compared to Jumba." Jumba confidently shouted back.
Nani entered the room and shouted even louder, "QUIET! I have gotten over ten complaints of you two fighting over which one of you is smarter. How did this even start?"
"I don't know!" Mark answered in the same arguing tone. Jumba thought about it and answered calmly, "Jumba has no idea either."
Nani began massaging her forehead and said, "See? This is why arguing is pointless. You're attacking each other and in the end, you have no idea what even started it in the first place." Mark stood there in thought for a couple of seconds then said, "Yeah…whatever, I'm out. I got to go shopping for this Ohana." Before darting out of the room, and out the door. Nani groaned in anger, leaned up against the doorway, and said, "I will never understand why he can't behave as well as everybody else. Even Stitch behaves better than him."
Early the next morning a cop came walking out of a doughnut shop, obviously happy with his order as he had a bag of twenty-four doughnut holes and said to himself, "But a dozen doughnut holes, get a dozen free." As he walked to his car. He got in the car, placed the bag in the passenger seat and took out two purple experiment pods with the number three-four-nine on one and three-five-zero on the other.
Confused, the cop sniffed them, came to the conclusion that they must have been a new flavor, and dipped them in his coffee. The experiment pods activated in his hand. Surprised, he threw the activated pods into the passenger seat, but they were replaced by a big brown alien with one mechanical arm and a small green alien. They both were laughing mischievously before they stripped the cop down to his undergarments, handcuffed him, threw him out of the car, and drove away.
A few hours later, the TV in the Pelekai house stated that a wave of robberies occurred in the North Shore area earlier that morning and that there were no suspects. Jumba, who was working on some sort of machine, looked more interested in the news than what he was doing when he heard that there were no suspects.
Pleakely walked in, turned the TV off, and said in a slightly snobby tone, "They'll never catch a crook THAT way." Pleakely then turned back to the TV, pointed the remote at it and began, "Now, if my favorite earthling detective were on the case…" Pleakely then turned the TV on and changed to a different channel, showing some sort of old television series, watched a short clip, and continued, "Dicky Copper always gets his man…and never messes his hair. Speaking of which, where Is Mark? I haven't heard from him since yesterday when you two were arguing over which one was smarter. Kind of stupid for geniuses to be arguing over something like that."
"Bah, you've been hanging out with Mark Car-person for too long anyway, you are starting to pick up on annoying behavior." Pleakely just crossed his arms and frowned. Jumba continued, "Oh, and soapy opera is only pretend danger, but my Uflasium Incubator is real danger-filled danger." As he held up the device that he was working on. Jumba began admiring it and continued on, "one wrong screw-up driver…and KABLOOEE!" Jumba then chuckled, nudged the device, and finished, "Must be very delicate."
Stitch then burst into the room with Scrump in his mouth, as Lilo chased him while shouting, "Come back here with the club! It's my turn to play 'Headhunter'!" Stitch then jumped into the kitchen, accidentally tackling Pleakely in the process. Pleakely bumped into Nani, who fell back and crashed into something. "Lilo, you lolo!" Nani shouted in anger. Stitch spit Scrump out and both Lilo and Stitch ran to the couch. Nani got back up, went to the doorway, and shouted, "Lilo, Stitch!" Upon hearing these words, they both covered their faces with pillows in fear.
Nani walked up and scolded them as she said, "Yesterday, I told you no running around the house. So what do you do? You run around the house. Last week, I told you to clean your room. Is it clean?" At these words, Lilo lowered her pillow, smiling innocently, obviously about to answer, but Nani already knew the truth and said, "No! What's going to be next with you?" Jumba then complained, "She almost made me drop highly unstable container of Uflasium."
"Well, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nani asked Lilo. Both Lilo and Stitch slowly lowered their pillows and Lilo answered, "Well, uh, I ate breakfast like you asked. And I can prove it." After these words, Lilo pushed on her stomach and belched. Stitch began cracking up laughing. Nani, however, was not amused as she said, "And you're supposed to say excuse me when you burp! That's it! You two are grounded! Twenty four hours!" And walked away. As she did this, Mark entered the house with his hands full. Nani then turned her anger upon him, "And where were you! It doesn't take an entire day to go shopping!"
"Well, you wouldn't believe how long the line was when I got there." Mark explained. Nani groaned in fury and stomped back into the kitchen. Mark looked around and said, "Alright…who did what?" Jumba just pointed to Lilo and Stitch. Lilo crossed her arms and said in an upset tone, "What's the big deal? We didn't hurt anyone." Mark scoffed, looked away from Lilo, and said, "Typical." Before heading into the kitchen to put away the groceries.
A few hours later, Gantu was returning to his ship from the current shopping he had just finished. Six-two-five was being his usual, annoying self as he constantly asked Gantu, "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" Gantu sighed and replied, "For the twentieth time, we're almost back to the ship! And we would have gotten there sooner if that abomination of an earthling, Mark Nissan, didn't put me in the hospital! Tell me, why on Earth did he think I was going to rob the place?"
"Just be glad that you only managed to get away with a dislocated shoulder. And give it a little gas grandpa, we don't want the cold cuts to spoil." Gantu groaned angrily at six-two-five's sarcasm and continued on his way.
Meanwhile, the two recently activated experiments were trying to break into Gantu's ship. The tall brown one with the mechanical arm was trying to drill through the hull while the short green one ordered, "Hurry up, we're being conspicuous." After realizing that it was no use, the one trying to drill stopped and complained, "This metal's too strong." At that moment, Gantu finally arrived. Gantu pulled on the brakes the second he spotted the experiments, causing six-two-five to lurch forward and a sandwich he was making to splatter against the windshield.
The two experiments made a run for it. "Experiments." Gantu grunted when he realized what they were and then he gave chase, six-two-five's sandwich flew off the windshield and in his face. They headed straight for the cop car, their getaway vehicle, and sped off, passing Gantu. Gantu pulled a u-turn and flew after them. The experiments did a u-turn, followed by a zigzag motion, to try and lose him. It didn't work. Six-two-five wiped the mustard off of his face and asked, "Hey, where ya going? My cold cuts gotta stay cold!"
"Those trogs broke into my ship I can't let them get away!" Gantu answered. "Yeah? Well I can!" Six-two-five said before he reached for the emergency brake. "Not the emergency brake!" Gantu shouted, but it was too late. Six-two-five pulled the brakes and the experiments got away. "See?" Six-two-five said, showing Gantu what it said on his cold cuts package. "Refrigerate after opening. Now if that's not an emergency, I don't know what is. Am I right?" Gantu just crossed his arms, looked away, and growled furiously.
A while later, Gantu and six-two-five returned to their ship. Gantu checked his computer for recently activated experiments. The ones who tried to break into his ship appeared on the hologram projector and the computer notified, "Experiments three-four-nine and three-five-zero activated. Primary function: Theft and evasion."
"Thieves huh?" Gantu questioned before turning the hologram projector off. Gantu chuckled and said, "I'll have them stealing from Hamsterviel in no time!"
"First you gotta catch them." Six-two-five reminded him. "Easy. Thieves always return to the scene of a crime, and when they do we'll be waiting." Gantu said intelligently.
The next morning, Lilo and Stitch were in their room while Nani was in the kitchen and Mark was in the living room, boredly scrolling through the television channels. "And then the beautiful Hawaiian princess was punished by the evil queen who banished the princess and her faithful steed to the tower, where they were forbidden to leave for a whole entire day! And there they rotted into skeletons even though they just wanted to run around the house and burp." Lilo complained up in her room, raising her voice halfway through, making sure that it reached her sister's ears.
Nani just raised an eyebrow up at them and then returned to reading her book. Stitch, however, heard Lilo's complaints as he was right there next to her and suddenly decided to break out. "Where are you going?" Lilo asked as she saw Stitch trying to climb out the window. "Ketuka naga!" Stitch answered and then tried to jump for it, but Lilo rushed up and grabbed him by the foot before he could do so. "We can't leave. We're grounded."
"Makka makka! Sasa!"
"I don't care if it's a free country. Nani would roast us. And I don't care that we should be able to do whatever we want to do whenever we want to do it. We can't leave. So…so…" Lilo looked back, released Stitch and said, "What are you waiting for? Help me up." Stitch then grabbed Lilo's arm and brought her with him.
Mark spotted them heading for the bicycle and glanced at Nani momentarily to see if she was watching. She wasn't. Mark then turned the television off and said "Alright, I'm heading out. I'm getting the feeling that I'll run into another experiment today."
"Alright, just don't stay out too long." Nani replied, still reading her book. Mark left the house and caught up with Lilo and Stitch. "Hey!" He shouted as he went up to them, they both looked at him, worried that he was going to make them go back. That is…before he said, "Mind if I join you two?" They both happily nodded and the three of them took off into the town.
A short while later, the two thieving experiments broke through the back wall of a store, carrying a couple of packages and a bag of money. They took off to their police vehicle, laughing with pleasure of what they had done. "Look, those must be the robbers from the news." Lilo pointed out as the experiments got in their car. "Ya think?" Mark asked sarcastically, but Lilo ignored him and continued, "And they're-" she began before Stitch interrupted, "Cousins!"
Stitch chased them to an abandoned warehouse on the bike while Mark did his best to keep up with the experiments on foot, keeping ahead of Stitch. As Lilo and Stitch arrived, Mark was crouched near the back of the vehicle, hiding. When he noticed they were there, Mark pointed to the warehouse, indicating that they went in there. Lilo got off the bike and slid open the huge door and announced, "We've got you cornered, cousins!" Mark and Stitch followed Lilo closely. "Really?" Said the green experiment before continuing, "I think it's us got the drop on you, cuz."
Stitch growled at the experiment while Mark pointed his EMP cannon at her. He knew that a simple EMP wouldn't have any effect on the experiments, but he figured that as long as they didn't know that, he'd have the upper hand until they found out. "Well hello there blue boy. One of Jumba's huh? " The green experiment said to Stitch before turning to Mark and demanded, "And you, put that thing down before we steal it from ya!" Not wanting one of his best tools to be stolen, Mark lowered his weapon.
"Smart man." The green experiment complimented on Mark's actions. "Hi, I'm Lilo, this is Mark and this is Stitch." Stitch smiled cutely as Lilo introduced him. "He's your cousin." Lilo explained. "This is how it works, I turn you from bad to good and find you the one place where you belong so that you don't end up with Gantu." She continued.
"What do you know about Gantu?" The green experiment asked her. Lilo answered, "We know everything about him. He's a stinky head, and he tries to get our experiments, but he's really lame. So even when he takes our experiments back to his ship, we can usually rescue them."
"You've…broken into his ship?" The green experiment asked Lilo with incredible interest in the matter. Mark answered before Lilo could, "Well, it's not impossible. That lousy excuse for a henchman doesn't exactly have the brains to install a decent security system."
The experiments laughed uncontrollably at this for a few moments and when the green one finally caught her breath she said, "Anybody who can dis Gantu like that is a friend of ours. Come in, come in. I'm three-four-nine and he's three-five-o. Welcome to our domicile." Three-five-zero, who had stopped laughing around the same time as three-four-nine did, decided to question three-four-nine as he said when Mark, Lilo and Stitch were out of earshot, "What are you doing? You're showin' them out hideout. I know that Mark guy is cool with us and all, but I don't think-"
"How may times I gotta tell ya? Leave the thinking to me. Those three goodie-goodies are going to help us break into that very high-tech, very valuable space ship."
"Wow, this place is a mess. I bet your evil queen-I mean, big sister, grounds you all the time." Lilo said about the hideout. Mark rolled his eyes at this but didn't say anything. "Nah, we're free agents, nobody tells us what to do." Experiment three-four-nine replied. "Wow! That's awesome." Lilo said happily. Mark, however, smelled a trap. And whatever those two were planning, Lilo and Stitch were falling right into it. "Well, it's been nice chatting, guess you three should be getting home." Three-four-nine suddenly said. "Wait! We want to stay here with you and be free agents." Lilo replied. Mark was afraid of this. The bait had been taken, and experiment three-four-nine was reeling them right in.
"Well, I don't know." Three-four-nine said as if she was thinking about it. Lilo and Stitch begged as they got on their knees and said the word 'please' for a while. Mark just stood there, examining the boxes and showing no interest in the matter, but listening to every word, desperate not to fall for three-four-nine's plan. Three-four-nine winked at three-five-zero and allowed both of them to stay, and for the sake of seeing what three-four-nine was up to, Mark decided to stay as well.
A couple moments later, everyone but Mark was drinking soda. Mark preferred to take care of his body and chose to drink water instead. Three-five-zero smashed his can of soda against his head when he was finished, crushing it. Stitch did the same, but with a full can. Lilo tried to do the same, but just ended up giving herself a headache. Later, they ate bananas, Mark decided to join then in this. They ate them rather uniquely, they squeezed them from the peel and caught them in their mouth. Mark, Three-four-nine, and Three-five-zero succeeded but when Lilo tried it, she accidentally got the banana shoved up Stitch's nose.
A while later, they drank large bottles of soda this time and, once again, Mark decided to sit this one out. Then they had a burping contest, Three-four-nine was first, Lilo was second, Three-five-zero was third, and Stitch was last and loudest as his burp, literally, shook the area. "Whoa, good one blue!" Three-four-nine commented. Lilo laughed and then said, "I've been thinking, you guys need better robbery names. From now on, you're Bonnie," Lilo said as she pointed to three-four-nine. "and you're Clyde." She finished as she pointed to Three-five-zero. Clyde belched in approval.
"Yup. And speaking of robbing, we've got to get back to work." Bonnie said before beckoning Clyde, heading for the door, and saying, "Guess you guys better hit the road."
"But we like staying here." Lilo protested. "Sorry, we can't leave you here, too dangerous. And we couldn't possibly bring you along." Bonnie replied. "Why not?" Lilo asked. "Oh, you don't want to hang out with us. We're just going out to have fun, be free." Bonnie said. Clyde continued her list by saying, "Steal stuff."
Bonnie elbowed Clyde's stomach to remind him to not mention that to them. Mark, however, heard everything and said, "That's it. Sorry guys, but I'm going to have to let Nani know what you guys are up to." And with that, he headed for the door. "Naga!" Stitch yelled in fear and before anybody knew what had happened, Stitch was on Mark's back, causing Mark to lose his balance and hit his head on the wall, hard enough to knock him unconscious. When Mark came to, he was bound in chains to a package carrier and his jacket was gone. "Tsk, tsk. And here I thought we were gonna be buds." Bonnie said in a disappointed tone to Mark. Stitch was hiding behind Lilo, scared that Mark would be angry at him after what he had just done.
"Lilo, Stitch, you guys DO know that I'm going to get out of this?" He asked them before shifting his hands, but they did not slip through, it appeared that his EMP cannons were getting caught in the chains. However, his EMP cannons were equipped with sharp blades that could slice through rope in less than a second. Metal, however, was a different story. "Oh yeah, we know, but we just figured that it's going to take you a while to break free." Lilo answered smartly. "Well, I guess we have no choice but to take you with us, despite you almost turning us in." Bonnie said suddenly.
"What?" Clyde questioned. "Well yeah, this guy is a part of their family and he can't stay here, someone's bound to go looking for him if he doesn't turn up sooner or later, they'll find him eventually if he stays in one place. But we'll constantly be on the move, going from place to place, they won't find him until they catch us. Which they won't." Bonnie explained. "Good plan. You're almost as smart as I am." Mark commented Bonnie.
"So, what's the deal come to?" Mark asked them. "Oh, it's simple, they come with us as long as nobody else gets hurt. Lilo's idea." Bonnie answered before taping Mark's mouth shut and having Clyde wheel him out to the car. Mark saw the great regret in Stitch's eyes and could tell that he was sorry without him even saying it. Mark quickly, and silently, forgave the little blue alien.
Lilo rushed to the car, dragging a sad Stitch along with her. Once they were out of earshot, Bonnie turned to Mark and said, "Look pal, I know that you know what we're up to. I mean, why else would you want to turn us in? I can tell that you're not one to throw away fun when the opportunity pops up unless it involves something you know is wrong. So it's like this, you're going to be on the roof of the car, blue told us that you like to ride on top. And you're going to keep quiet, or else!" Mark nodded to show that he understood, but he also showed no fear in the situation, something he learned from his few hours in the CIA.
"Good." Bonnie said when she saw him nod. "You sure about taking those two with us though?" Clyde asked Bonnie. "They're our decoys, see? While they're being a little naughty having fun, we're doing crimes and they won't even know it. Once we got them trained, we move on to the big prize." Bonnie answered. Clyde covered the back of the package carrier with a strong magnetic substance to keep Mark on to of the car. Mark's gadgets, however, were not affected by the magnet at all, and Mark began his long process of trying to cut through the chains.
Lilo and Stitch were pretty much breaking rules everywhere. They were hopping around on a grass field with a sign that said clearly, "Keep off the grass." After attracting a cop's attention, Bonnie and Clyde made their move and actually stole some of the grass. Then Lilo and Stitch were T. Myrtle's house and then ran for it as Myrtle's mother saw the damage. Bonnie and Clyde stole her television and vase while she was distracted.
Mark was not liking any bit of it, of course. Bonnie always managed to find places to keep the car hidden where people wouldn't see it. Just as Lilo and Stitch were about to pull their prank on Mrs. Hasagawa, they saw Bonnie and Clyde steal some of her produce as well as he wig and hose. A few hours later, night had arrived and Mark managed to cut halfway through the chains as Bonnie and Clyde's next target was Gantu's ship. "Gantu's ship? What are we doing here?" Lilo asked Bonnie, who answered, "It's the only thing on this mud ball with anything worth taking. We tried to hit it once, but it's got heavy-duty armor. That's why you two come in, seeing as Mr. Traitor up there can't be trusted. You're going to help us break in."
Lilo and Stitch looked at each other, obviously thinking that Mark had the right idea after hearing of Bonnie's plan. "What's the matter? You've done it before right?" Bonnie asked them when she saw this. "I don't know. Before, we were rescuing experiments. But breaking in to steal stuff?" Lilo replied.
"Look, this thug's always stealing your cousins right? And you're not up to returning the favor?" Bonnie cleverly questioned Lilo. Lilo fell for it once again and said, "Well…when you put it like that."
A few minutes later, Gantu left his ship again and Bonnie, Clyde, Lilo, and Stitch started their operation to break into Gantu's ship. First, Stitch listened for the power generator and pointed it out and Bonnie marked the spot with a marker that she stole. Clyde then drilled through the hull and Bonnie opened the maintenance hatch. Stitch went through the maintenance hatch and opened the door from the inside, laughing excitedly at the success of the break-in while Bonnie crossed her arms and smiled at her own brilliance.
All four of them went up to the control room. "Jackpot!" Clyde said excitedly. Both Clyde and Stitch entered the room to check it out when suddenly, two experiment capsules dropped from the ceiling and confined both Clyde and Stitch. Lilo called out Stitch's name in shock as she saw this and both her and Bonnie, stupidly, ran into the room after them. This only resulted in all four of them getting captured. Gantu then arrived; he really didn't leave after all. After a few moments, he had Bonnie and Clyde ready to be transported and he had Lilo and Stitch in confinement on a chair.
"You should have known better to sneak on this ship without your new guy." He gloated to Lilo and Stitch before turning to Bonnie and Clyde and saying, "Dr. Hamsterviel will make good use of your thieving skills." Stitch struggled to get free from his capsule, but all he managed to do was to fall of the chair and began rolling to the elevator. Obviously thinking that he was going to go fetch Mark, Gantu said, "You're not going anywhere!" And shot at Stitch with his blaster, breaking the capsule and setting Stitch free.
Stitch rolled into a ball and went through the computer system. "Oh blitsnak." Gantu said after realizing what he had just done. Stitch then began destroying the computer from the inside out. Gantu followed him and, stupidly, shot his own computer a couple of times, thinking that that's where Stitch was. Stitch then broke of the computer system behind Lilo, and released her. "There you are!" Gantu said as he turned around and got ready to shoot again. "Chubi Chiba!" Stitch shouted before jumping onto Gantu's face. Gantu lost his balance and began shooting everywhere.
While he was being distracted, Lilo broke Bonnie and Clyde out of their capsules and commanded them to follow her as she made a run for it. They did so and Stitch grabbed Gantu's blaster, shot the gears for an escape pod above him, and jumped for the elevator just as Lilo, Bonnie, and Clyde entered. Gantu grabbed his blaster, which stitch threw to the side shortly after using it, and aimed at them. Before he could fire, however, the escape pod fell on him, trapping him where he lay as Lilo, Stitch, Bonnie, and Clyde made their escape. As they drove away, Bonnie complimented Lilo, "I gotta hand it ya kid. That was quite the escape. You two got great criminal minds." Lilo and Stitch became worried at these words as Lilo suddenly asked Stitch, "When did we cross the big fat line from having fun to being great criminal minds?"
Back at Bonnie and Clyde's hideout, the police had discovered where they were keeping their stolen items. "We've got to catch these guys." One of the cops said as he saw the others carrying the stolen stuff out. He then turned to the other cop behind him and said, "I've only got to go surfing once today. If Mark Nissan were still on the squad, he would have known what to do the minute these guys started stealing stuff." Bonnie and Clyde, who were parked out of the cops' view suddenly, realized that they had an ex-cop on the top of their roof. Bonnie looked up at him for a moment. Mark appeared to be asleep. Bonnie looked back at the hideout and said, "Better move on."
Clyde then drove away from their old hideout and decided to find a new one. "What are we going to do now?" Lilo asked Bonnie as they continued driving. "We're going to dump the car and the ex-cop and lay low for a while." Bonnie answered. "But, I thought we needed to keep him with us." Clyde suddenly said in surprise. "Listen, They're going to find him if we lay low, and when they do, they're going to find us too if we're going to keep him with us. He knows what we look like, sure and he can give them Lilo and Stitch's description, but if he doesn't know where we are heading for next, then we're home free. It'll take them a while to find us, and it'll be too late when they think they did." Bonnie explained.
Suddenly, still thinking that Mark was really sleeping, Bonnie turned to Lilo and asked, "Where's your crib?"
"My house! We can't go there! My sister-"
"Your sister will never know nothin'! Unless you tell her, which you won't. Because we got dirty laundry on you now." Bonnie threatened. "Dirty laundry?" Lilo questioned. "You don't want us to tell that you've been doin' crimes with Bonnie and Clyde do ya?" Bonnie asked. "I think we blew it, Stitch." Lilo said to her companion. "Ih." Stitch replied. Mark was wide awake and heard every word.
When they arrived at the house, they carefully climbed around the living room window to avoid being seen by Pleakely, who was cleaning the couch and watching his cop show at the same time. Lilo closed the window when all four of them entered her room. "You can hide in here for now, but you have to be quiet. When they find Mark, this is probably the first place he'd have the cops check." Lilo told Bonnie and Clyde. Clyde, who was relaxing on Stitch's bed, was thrown off by the little blue alien shortly after this. Lilo heard the elevator under her room moving and warned, "Someone's coming! Hide!" Bonnie and Clyde dove for her dirty laundry pile, perfectly disguising themselves, but making the pile look somewhat bigger.
"Boy, I wish I could interrogate people like detective Dicky Copper." Pleakely said excitedly as he rose up the elevator with a laundry basket under one of his noodle-like arms. "Alright ya crooks, let's talk about your dirty laundry." Pleakely said to Lilo and Stitch as he came out of the elevator, with an intimidating look on his face. "Our dirty laundry?" Lilo suddenly said, worried that Pleakely had found everything out somehow. Pleakely then grabbed a lamp and then began pretending to interrogate them as he held the lamp over their heads, making it shine on them like a spotlight. "I know what you're hiding, filthy, smelly unmentionables. Dark reminders of your dirty dealings. Relax, we just want to ask you a few questions."
"We?" Lilo asked. "It's a good-cop/bad-cop thing." Pleakely whispered to her before he continued his pretend interrogation, "Why not make it easy on yourself guys, it's all going to come out of the wash anyway."
"Uh…" Lilo said, both confused, and worried. "Quit stallin' half-pint!" Pleakely said harshly to her and they both gulped. "Well…" Lilo began but Pleakely interrupted her with his pretend interrogation, this time having a conversation with himself, "Hey, hey, calm down partner, they're just kids. You're a softie, these little runts made a mess of things and now they gotta come clean…or do you want to talk about it downtown?"
"I…I…" Lilo began when suddenly, Nani arrived, honked the horn and said, "Lilo, I'm home. You and Stitch to come downstairs. I need to talk to both of you." Lilo was never more glad to hear her sister's voice and said to Pleakely, "We gotta go." Before grabbing Stitch and heading down the elevator. "Well that was fun." Pleakely said to himself before he got to loading up Lilo and Stitch's dirty laundry in the basket. He uncovered Bonnie and Clyde after a few shirts. Clyde handed him a sock and Pleakely said, "Oh, thank you…Wah! Hey, you two match the police description of a pair of-!" Pleakely said before Bonnie and Clyde attacked him.
"Nani, Stitch and I are so sorry." Lilo said just as she entered the kitchen, thinking that her sister found out everything somehow. "Ah, forget about it. Who wants pizza and ice cream?" Nani kindly offered. "Ice cream?" Lilo questioned while Stitch looked happy and said, "Mmm."
"Yeah, I kind of overreacted earlier. I mean, you were only roughhousing and burping. It's not like you're criminals or anything." Nani said as she began serving the pizza. Lilo and Stitch looked down guiltily. "And you paid your debt to society. You stayed in all day, like good little prisoners." Stitch began chowing down on the ice cream while Lilo examined the pizza and said, "We're not hungry, are we Stitch?" Stitch just stared at Lilo for a while as if trying to say, "But…it's so good!"
Regardless of the look he had just given her, he spit the ice cream back in the bowl he got it out of and lowered his ears in shame. "Not hungry for pizza and ice cream? Why?" Nani asked, becoming slightly suspicious. "Ok, ok, we'll talk! We didn't stay in all day, we broke out, and Mark came with us, and we met two of Stitch's cousins who have been doing all of the recent robberies, and then Mark was about to go to you but Stitch stopped him and then we tied him to a package carrier and then we walked on the grass, and then we T.P.'d Myrtle's house and then we took nuts from Mrs. Hasagawa, and then we helped them break into Gantu's ship. We plead guilt to all charges!" Lilo suddenly confessed and rested her head on the table.
"Oh Lilo. Why would you do things like that?" Nani asked her. "Bonnie and Clyde let us do whatever we want, and we thought it was ok because we weren't hurting anyone." Lilo answered. "But Lilo, you were hurting people. Myrtle's mom has to clean up her house because of what you did, and Mrs. Hasagawa has to pay to replace whatever you took, and you broke the bond of friendship that you and Mark had, and…and most of all, you hurt yourselves, and me. How am I supposed to trust you again?" Nani said to her sister, throwing her towel on the table as she finished talking.
"Help! Help!" Pleakely suddenly shouted. "Now what?" Nani asked herself before walking into the living room and seeing the door open and a completely empty room. Lilo gasped as she saw that all of their stuff was gone. "Quick, they're escaping!" Pleakely shouted. He was tied up with Jumba in the middle of the living room floor. Bonnie and Clyde drove away with all of the stuff, as they passed by the stairs, however, Mark, who had managed to get the package carrier off the cop's car and back to his house while still being halfway tied up, managed to attach himself to their new getaway vehicle.
"Come on Stitch, let's get 'em!" Lilo said confidently to her companion. "Oh, makka,makka!" Stitch replied. They both were about to begin their chase Nani grabbed them, pulled them back in the house and said, "You're not going anywhere."
"But Stitch and I are the best ones here at catching experiments." Lilo complained. "Yeah, too bad I can't trust you." Nani replied and headed into the house. Nani had sent Lilo and Stitch back into their room and had Pleakely watch them this time to make sure that they didn't break out again.
"I've been given strict orders to keep you two little crooks here while Nani calls the police." Pleakely said to both of them as he arrived wearing Mark's long jacket, which Bonnie and Clyde dropped when they escaped from the house. "But we've got to make up for what we did by helping Mark catch Bonnie and Clyde, you've got to let us go!" Lilo explained to Pleakely. "Lilo, I know a little something about the law, and rule number one is, don't let the bad guys go." Pleakely replied. "But what if we weren't the bad guys anymore, what if we were the good guys?" Lilo asked Pleakely, who smiled as he got an idea.
A while later, Pleakely began pacing around the room and asked, "Do you promise to uphold the law, bring criminals to justice, and never do anything evil or bad again?"
"Yup." Both Lilo and Stitch replied at the same time. "Then by the power vested in me by the Dicky Copper Junior Detective fan club, I pronounce you deputy Lilo and deputy Stitch." Pleakely officially declared as he game them both cookies in the shape of badges. Stitch sniffed his and opened his mouth in an attempt to eat it, but then Pleakely said, "Deputies are not to eat their cookie badges." Stitch took the badge out of his mouth and grinned nervously.
Lilo, Stitch, and Pleakely followed Jumba out back as he said, "Since buggy was stolen, you good guys will need other way to chase bad guys to their hideout." After saying this, he pulled a large sheet off of the red police cruiser that Stitch stole during his escape from the prison transport. Jumba showed the only difference he made with the cruiser before Lilo and Stitch got in, which was the new leopard style seat cover. "You guys get going." Pleakely said to Lilo and Stitch before walking back to the house and continuing, "I know exactly what detective Dicky Copper would do next."
On the coast road, Bonnie and Clyde were still making their getaway, while Mark managed to cut the chains down to a few layers of metal left. "Those coppers will never find us at our new hideout." Bonnie said confidently before Gantu shot at them, forcing the car to tilt. "Whoa! Hey, knock it off, I'm a civilian!" Mark shouted at Gantu, not knowing it was him until he saw the flying craft's design. Bonnie and Clyde heard him and Bonnie complained, "This guy is always around when ya don't want him." as she got the car back on its tires. Gantu then shot one of the tires off, causing the car to spin and get stuck over the railing, with Mark hanging over a few hundred feet directly over an ocean.
"I've got you now." Gantu said as he went for them. Then Lilo and Stitch arrived and began shooting at Gantu from behind. "Yee ha!" Stitch shouted as he began shooting again, this time, disabling one of Gantu's engines and sending him right into the ocean. Lilo and Stitch flew right over to Bonnie, Clyde and Mark. Bonnie and Clyde got out, put their hands up, and said, "Don't shoot!" Lilo then offered them a ride, going along with her own plan. Mark, who heard everything that Lilo and Stitch said in the stolen police car, knew exactly what they were planning. However, Bonnie and Clyde were too grateful to see past them and got on board.
Lilo and Stitch flew away just as the police arrived. A cop, Nani, and Pleakely got out of the arriving cop vehicle. "Did that car just fly away?" The cop asked. "Must be an off road vehicle." Pleakely suggested. Nani looked at the car and recognized Mark immediately. "Mark?" Nani asked. Mark then managed to cut himself free, untangle himself and then swing back onto the road. "Oh yeah, that's him." Pleakely said calmly after seeing this. Mark ripped the tape off of his mouth quickly and said, "Ow! I'll feel that in the morning. What the? Hey! That's my jacket you're wearing!" Mark then jumped at Pleakely who abandoned the Jacket, Pleakely had another one on under that with a badge, and retreated to the other side of the car, screaming.
Mark picked up the jacket, dusted it off and put it back on before turning to Pleakely angrily and scolded, "NEVER, wear my jacket again."
"Mark Nissan…best cop in Kauai, and most known for being the only man in the world who was too talented for the CIA, tied by chains to a package carrier that was glued to the back of a dune buggy…how on earth did that happen?" The cop asked. "No time to explain in my humiliating defeat at the moment. Just follow that flying car!" Mark demanded seriously. "Yes sir." The cop said proudly, obviously not knowing the real Mark Nissan.
Lilo and Stitch parked the police cruiser behind Kiki's Coffee Hut and went inside with Bonnie and Clyde. Upon arriving, Bonnie said, "Our new hideout is a place they'd never expect…a place we already robbed!"
"That's clever alright." Lilo complimented as she entered the new hideout. "You made one teensy mistake though." Lilo continued. "Yeah? And what's that?" Bonnie asked. "Thinking that you could turn us from good to bad." Lilo said as she and stitch pulled out their badges. Stitch pulled out a blaster at them and said, "You're busted."
"Scatter Clyde!" Bonnie ordered. Clyde and Bonnie went for the window, but couldn't get it open. Stitch then captured them both with a net. "Nice shot partner." Lilo complimented Stitch just as the police arrived. Lilo and Stitch walked out the front door. Nani and the cop were there first. "Lilo, I can't believe you disobeyed me again." Nani said in a scolding tone. "You two are in real big trouble this time. I'm going to have to take you down to the station." Pleakely suddenly bust through the both of them shouting, "Oh no you don't!" Mark then arrived and said to the cop and Nani, "You two should be thanking them. They caught the real crooks."
"What?" they both asked him.
Pleakely went inside and pulled out Bonnie and Clyde. "How does it feel to be tied up?" Mark asked them sarcastically, they glared at him and Clyde answered, "Humiliating."
"Exactly, which is what I had to feel for the past five hours." Mark replied. "Lilo, Stitch, and I infiltrated the thieves' gang so that they would lead us to their hideout." Pleakely explained. "Good plan." Both the cop and Mark complimented. The cop had his usual expression on his face while Mark appeared surprised. Pleakely never really struck him as the clever type.
"It's a very basic sting procedure. Don't you watch Dicky Copper?" Mark had a look of displeased irony and said, "Pleakely…you've been watching too much TV…and for once, that's actually a good thing." Lilo and Stitch looked at Nani and Lilo said, "We're sorry we disobeyed you again. We had to catch the bad guys. So…are we off the hook?" Lilo and Stitch smiled innocently as the sentence was finished. Nani thought about it for a while and said, "Well, you were trying to do the right thing and you did catch the bad guys so…yeah, you and me are cool."
Lilo and Stitch then looked at Mark and before either of them could say anything, Mark said, "I forgave you two a long time ago. But that doesn't mean that you shouldn't expect a punishment after you've paid your true debt to society." Lilo and Stitch didn't care about the punishment that they would receive, they were just happy that their Ohana forgave them both. "However," said the cop, and their smiles of joy turned into looks of fear as the cop continued, "You and the Municipality of Kokaua town…that's a different story."
What the cop had in store for them wasn't too bad. They just had to fix the damage to what they did when they were with Bonnie and Clyde, such as cleaning up the toilet paper, giving Mrs. Hasagawa her stuff back, and putting back the grass that Bonnie and Clyde stole. "This making up is hard work. And we still have to find the one place where Bonnie and Clyde belong. Fortunately, we have fifteen to twenty years to think about it." Lilo said as she and Stitch were washing a huge pile of dishes in the kitchen. Meanwhile, Bonnie and Clyde were clearly not happy with where they were now, in the Kokaua prison.
Back at the house, Mark was flipping through channels boredly again when Nani came into the room. "Mark, can I speak with you." She asked him in a suspiciously sweet tone. Cautiously, Mark got up and went over to her. "Yes?" He asked her. "First off, I want to thank you for trying your best to keep an eye on Lilo and Stitch while they were out." Mark suddenly lost his suspicion and said, "Ok, it's really no trouble."
"And you're grounded." Nani said suddenly.
Mark's jaw dropped as he was completely caught off guard by this. He didn't bother asking what for, but Nani seemed to tell him anyway, "For not telling me when you saw Lilo and Stitch break out. And for staying out past night. And why didn't you answer your phone? I called you like fifty times when you didn't show! And don't give me the excuse that you were tied up…" Mark just groaned in additional humiliation and covered his face while Lilo and Stitch, who overheard the whole thing, found it quite amusing and couldn't help but quietly laugh for a while.
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