Warnings: immaturity

Disclaimer: Just borrowing

The Trouble With Brothers

Charlie watched his older brother canoodling with Pippa, feeling the sudden urge to bathe. They’d been at it for about 15 minutes now, and were completely oblivious to their charges, namely the rest of the Weasley children.

Feeling not only disgusted, but also a little put out by Pippa’s infatuation with Bill and her lack of romantic interest in himself, Charlie decided to end this whole debacle. Turning to his younger brother Fred, who was completely enthralled by the TV, he said in an unnecessarily loud voice,

“Hey Fred.” The boy blinked and looked away from the TV expectantly.

“Yeah?” he prompted.

“Do you remember that time I broke Bill’s nose?”

There was a sound like a plunger being removed from a toilet bowl, and the next second, Bill was glowering at Charlie with a disgruntled sort of rage. Pippa was seemingly unaware that he had stopped kissing her.

Fred, however, was actually unaware of the murderous vendetta between his older brothers, and replied casually,

“Which time?”

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