The Rogue, the Slayer and the Mage

After spending a untypically naive day of complete easy questions, such as 'Where is the Guardian tower?' over and over again and 'Where are we going? Wheee!', Seraphine felt rather tired and worn out and fell into the inn bed (with anguished looks from Tetris) snoring like a prehistoric monster... Artix and all the others, especially Tek, sighed with relief after that ordeal - the Slayer had regressed to the mentality of a five year old and had the super-high hyperactivity to go with it... Including the whining and complaining... "Gwzzzrrrr... grrrllzzz..." Grizzled sounds blasted off the walls.

"I'm glad that stage's over." Devi commented with a half-grin, "Babysitting's no easy task...!" The pilot complained.
"Yes, riiiight." Misako was laughing at the irony, "We have a regressive Slayer here. What could go wrong...?"
"Uhhh. Guys," Vixen pointed out - "It looks like Seraphine needs..." she whispered as her friend groaned.
"Why does all the babysitting tasks go to us?!" grumbled Devi, "Yay for us. Official nannies. It looks like Sera hasn't washed her hair in ages... Ewww. Look at her hair, it's still bright green. I have a bright idea." Mischief filled smile filled his face. "Tonight-"
"Tonight we trim her hair?!" Misako added, nodding cheerfully. "Sure! Seraphine needs a new hairstyle." Vixen shook her head.
"Then it's settled. Get out the scissors...! It's just gonna be like HAL over again." Devi cheered.
Misako facefaulted, "Only one question- two actually! Where's the shampoo and hair products?" A lone cricket chirped...

"Aw, she looks so innocent," snickered Twig much later, "Like a little baby...!" The yellow Moglin bounced around in glee as Twilly glared at Twig. "Uhh... I mean, I wuv ice-cream and fishes." Twig squeaked as Tek squee-ed in delight at Twig...
"SQUEE! Cute Moglins!" Tek added, hugging the Moglin like a plushie. "I am not a Care bear?!" Twig protested.
Tetris, being a vampire, hated the entire day after Augerthorne - why was he stuck with a childish teenager for the day?! So the idiotic mage-assistant took to his dark closet and closed the door behind him... "AITSCHOO!" he sneezed, it was dusty.

"Geisunheit." stated Artix cheerfully. Everyone (minus Seraphine) was surprised. "What? Oh, I know lots of languages!"
"Says you." yelled Duke Whirlwind, "I know about eight languages by heart..." Trinenna rolled her eyes in vain, she knew all of his tricks and trades from travelling. Tek the mechanic sniggled at the weird statement.
"Name one of them then...!" she dared the The Duke's masked face turned purple, as he tried to remember something... "Uhhhh... I can't think of them right now, senorita. Jescher Auytri non Sager...!" FLWMP! Everyone fell. "Well, amigos, it's are late and we have a busy day herd of us. Night!" added the Duke. Everyone sweatdropped. "He has bad grammar...?!"

Then... "Ah, at least that Alvenos, Finch won't be bothering me tonight...! All the merrier!" Misako grinned as she went to her 'room' to sleep (which was right next to you-know-who's room)... She was humming cheerfully a familar tune from a movie.
"I can't even wait for tommorow! Monsters here I come. Heheheh." The Oeyken chuckled... "Night Devi."

"Night Misako!" screamed Devi as he tumbled out of the bunk bed at once, "HEY! I told you not to move the bed!" A male Berserker smirked and swore in a weird language. "AJEHRIRHRURUE..." he stated. Devi growled and sweatdropped.
"Forget it, for last time I'm not going to fluff your firking-" Devi shouted, before he saw the bloody-big mace hanging near the bed... "I'll reconsider." the Soluna pilot added hastily as Mr. Berserker grinned sinsterly... "I don't like the look you're giving me." His friend burst out laughing. "IT'S NOT FREAKING FUNNY, Koko. I can hear you from the other side!" Silence. "Better...!"
"Scene from the Godfather movie." Berserker said to Devi as the Pilot awoke again. And found giant Drakel head next to him...!
"AAAAHHH! A head!" Devi screamed, tossed the head away and had nightmares hours later...

In the middle of the night- "WARK! RAFF! RAFF!" Misako woke up again and found herself - hanging from the ceiling for a very spooky reason... "HUH-? HowthekelfdidIgetup here?!" The girl yelled in terror as she spotted that Seraphine's bed next room was empty...! Tetris was sleepwalking around upstairs as usual. "Someone! Get me down from here! Please for toffees?!"
"Raffk...?" A large human-sized wolf padded in, a ball in its mouth, large pink tongue lolled on the side. Misako froze. "A dog?"

"WARK-! WARK-!" The collie-wolf had a puppyish expression on its face, smiling happily. It crouched and pounced around.
Misako let go of the ceiling and landed on her bed again. "It's so cute...! You want to play." The 'dog' nodded childishly...
"WAFF! ARC! ARC! Tyoof." The animal bounced around, waking everyone up at once... They were furious.
"Who let the dogs outtttt?!" Artix and Han's roared. "No animals in here...! Out...!" They yelled at wolfie who shot outside.
"Seraphine's missing." Vixen ran in, "She's gone!" Everyone stared. "Only her Slayers clothes were left." People gasped...

"Urrff." groaned Seraphine the puppy-Lycan

To be continued, so watch this chapter for updates!