FIVE MINUTES OF THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE
by an awesome blossom
Link meets the Great Fairy.

NyQuil and illness. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is property of Nintendo and co.

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So yeah, playing those six notes which went something like da da da da da da was a big mistake, Link thought as a transvestite rubber fairy SHOT from the fountain he played the Lullaby in front of. She lounged on thin air, exposing her radiant skin thinly veiled by vines draped haphazardly across her body.

Yeah, big mistake.

"Can I help you?"

"Plzno."

"Oh I'm sorry, honey, I didn't quite hear what you said. What was that again?"

Link tried playing Zelda's Lullaby backwards, hoping she would go back in.

"Oh honey, are you trying to serenade me? How sweet! COME TO MY BOSOM." She stretched her arms wide out and leaned forward to capture him in her arms.

"omgno!!!!!!!!!"

Then Link found out he was gay.