She’s A Fucking Dominatrix!

RockGod: MARK!

Scarfy: ROGER!

RockGod: Thank GOD you’re online!

Scarfy: You know, we DO live in the same apartment. You COULD just come out of your bedroom for once and talk to me... you know, face-to-face.

RockGod: I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.

Scarfy: You didn’t.

RockGod: ...and that, too.

RockGod: So, you know that girl I’ve been seeing? Mimi?

Scarfy: The hot Latino chick?

RockGod: Paws off.

Scarfy: Chill. My relationships w/ your girls will never surpass wet dreams.

RockGod: O.o;

Scarfy: Anyway, what about her?

RockGod: SHE’S A FUCKING DOMINATRIX!

Scarfy: Whoa. Hot Latino babe just got hotter.

RockGod: and she’s a stripper. like, for her job.

Scarfy: Would you get mad if she gave me a show?

RockGod: Let me remind you: WET DREAMS ONLY.

Scarfy: -cries-