Job Interview

Disclaimer: I don't own House M.D. or the Monty Python dialogue. So, basically, this is all copyright infringement. Forgive me.

I was yet again inspired by Monty Python, this time "Interview with Raymond Luxury Yacht."

Wilson is in his office, interviewing a new applicant, a man who looks an awful lot like Graham Chapman, and is wearing a giant plastic nose.

"So, Raymond Luxury Yacht, you claim to be the world's leading skin…"

"That's not my name!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, Raymond Luxury Yached..."

"No, no, no! It's spelled 'Raymond Luxury Yacht', but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'!"

"…did House put you up this?"

"Who?"

"You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you!"

"Ah! Anti-Semitism!" Raymond Luxury Yacht.

"No it's not! That's not even a real nose!" Wilson pulls off the nose. "It's made of plastic!"

"Give me my nose back!"

"You can get it at the clinic tomorrow, now go away."

"But I want to be a doctor!"

"Well, you can't."

Will the Monty Python madness ever end? I don't know!

Just a side note, I have a spider plant named Raymond Luxury Yacht the Larch.