Flashes of The Everyday: Ruffles, Bows, and Puppy dog’s Teeth.

By: M14Mouse

Summary: Her mother is about to drive Vida nuts about her wedding dress….but she has a solution for that.

Disclaimer: No ownage here. Sorry.

30kisses theme: 21. violence; pillage/plunder, extortion

She loved her mom. She really does.

That is why she is going to give her a swift and painless death.

Vida groaned softly as she stared at herself in the god awful dress in the mirror. It was deep purple…with big bows…and ruffles. It was so ugly. Where did her mother get this dress from?

Maybe from Aunt Susan?

….Goodwill?

Flea market, maybe?

Hell, she wouldn’t be surprise if it was from the trash dump.

She took off the dress and tossed it onto the bed.

Blah….

She walked pass her closet to get her night shirt. She caught something out of the corner of her eye.

Oh, her mom didn’t!

She approached the closet to see a bright green dress hanging in her closet.

Hell no!

She took the dress down and threw it on the bed.

What in the world is she going to do with her mom?

Chip didn’t help in the matter.

“V….” He said as he looked up from his comic book.

“I want to strangle her today, Chip. I was this close too! I mean…me in bows!” She said as she started to pace.

“It could be worse…”

“How could be worse!”

“It could be bright yellow dress with poke dots on it.”

“…..Okay…you win.”

“I have to win one every once in awhile,” He said with a grin.

“Smart ass.” She said with a smirk. Then she sighed softly.

“What am I going to do?”

“Nothing.”

She twisted her head toward him and blinked.

”What?”

“This is your dress, V. Sure…your mom is driving you nuts. You are the one that is got to wear. You are the one that is got to walk down the aisle in it. You are the one that has to be happy in it.”

She snored.

“How can I be happy in a dress?”

“Well…you have been. Your eyes light up…and you have this hop in your step. Your hips move a little…” He stopped and started to blush slightly. She grinned widely. She took the comic book from his hands and took a seat in his lap.

“Somebody has been watching.” She said in a sing song voice as she wrapped her arms around his neck.

“Well…uhh…you’re my girl. I have to watch for things like that…”

She laughed and kissed him warmly.

A few moments, she broke the kiss.

“Thanks…now…what about my mom?

He chuckled.

“Feed her some cake?”

She laughed at the thought. She might have to try that. She heard some scratching at the door. She slipped on her night shirt and pants before she walked over to the door. She opened the door and Hiro came running in with a ball in his mouth.

“Hello, brat.” She said with amusement. Hiro dropped the ball on her feet. She smiled as she leaned over and scratched behind his ears. He wagged his tail before he bolted for the bed.

Typical dog.

She chuckles softly before she went to put the ugly purple dress on a hanger. Once she placed it in the closet, she turned around to the green dress.

Her mouth dropped slightly.

Hiro was happily chewing on one of the bow on the dress. She wanted to shout to tell him to stop it.

Honestly…..did she want him too?

He just saved her pain and questions about why she didn’t like this “adorable” dress. She rolled her eyes.

“Enjoy yourself, brat?”

He stared at her and just wagged his tail.

“You know…my mom is going to flip,” She said as she took a seat next to him.

She scratched behind his ear again.

“Not that I minded…I didn’t like the dress.”

Hiro pulled on the bow with his teeth.

“Still...mom probably found this in a perfectly good trash can somewhere? And I should try to save it.”

Hiro pulled off the bow.

“Damn…you beat me too it. What ever am I going to do?”

He dropped the bow from his mouth and started to chew on the lace on the sleeve.

“….maybe, you like to try a different dress? I got one with plenty of bows.”

-MFMF-

She was very good about explaining to her mom that the dresses were totally ruined. She calmed her mother down from her violence raves about puppies and lace. She promised in the near future that she and her mother would get another dress. Of course that isn’t going to happen if she had any say in it. She also explained how Hiro was going to be punished.

This made her mom happy.

True to her word, Hiro was punished….

With two good size dog bones.

End of Ruffles, Bows, and Puppy dog’s Teeth.

A/N: Yup, Hiro is back. XD Don’t worry…Chip and Hiro will have a chapter together as well. Anyway, I am glad everyone is enjoying it. Read and Review if You wish.