|A Naruto File: Theories, Rumors, Speculations?
Author: Mournful Storms PM
Well, how do I put this...We, That is, me are investigating every ridiculous theory and rumor you crazy people can come up with. Send them all to me, and prepare yourselves for the most ridiculous story you've ever read! CompletedRated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Naruto U. - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 03-21-08 - Published: 09-29-07 - Status: Complete - id: 3810326
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Whoops, better put in the Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Kishimoto Masashi-san does. Blech.
Okay, everyone? I've, um...well, I've done some bad things and now I have to end this story prematurely. I'm sorry. Maybe we will meet again sometime, but unless you read my other stories I highly doubt it.This is a long shot, but I'm using Twilight Goddess Sage's theory. They were questions, so I had to convert one to a theory.
Theory #9: Tobi has no face behind the mask.
"Um...I'm back." Storms said quietly. "And after a lot of bad experiences and months spent recovering, I'm back in the Akatsuki. This is something I should not be doing and I think I shouldn't do it again."
Storms crept further down the corridor and began to spy on Tobi. He didn't do very abnormal things, but you know...
Tobi is Tobi.
"We know he speaks," Storms muttered. "So he must have a mouth. Well, It doesn't matter. I should remove his mask."
So Storms did the only thing she could. She blew her cover and pulled off his mask.
Only to run screaming from the room. Yes, she saw what you think she saw. But Tobi has a face, so if you were thinking that he didn't then she didn't see what you think she saw.
"I'M QUITTING THIS JOB!!"
And that is the end to this fanfiction.
Made by: Storms
Powered by: Various people
Pages: A miserable 14 for the entire thing.
Words: Don't be lazy, go and see for yourself. But if you want the words for the story excluding my comments, 3797.
Number of times Storms ran screaming: 4
Number of times someone cackled/laughed evilly: 2
Number of good moments:11. Not bad. You can determine what they were by yourself.
Thanks for staying with me for so long!