A/N: Hello.

Sonic: (jumps in surprise) Gah! Not you! You’re that crazy that Naruto warned me about!

Shadow: I’ll handle it. (shoots Birdy2)

A/N: XX (comes back as ghost) You may kill me, BUT MY STORIES WILL NEVER DIE! Including this one.

Sonic/Shadow: We’re not even your characters!

Disclaimer: I’m supposed to say that. (cries)

tobiisagoodboy

15 ways to annoy Shadow the Hedgehog

1) Tell him that Sonic is cooler than him.

2) Have Silver hug him.

3) Create a family tree and show him that he is Eggman’s uncle.

4) Dress him up as Sasuke Uchiha.

5) Dress him up as Rock Lee.

6) Make him watch Invader Zim.

7) Just in case if he ends up enjoying Invader Zim, pester him about liking it because he’ll probably keep it a secret.

8) Replace all his guns with realistic looking water guns.

9) Get a yellow chao with blue eyes, and name it Maria.

10) Call him Gertrude.

11) Speak internet slang when talking to him.

12) Screech “EMO!” in his face on random occasions.

13) Have Rouge force him to watch yaoi.

14) Remind him that all the weird(er) stuff that happens in the series only happens to him. (Honestly, who else in the series was biology engineered, found out his father is an alien war lord, and pissed off an angry, psychotic semi-god?)

15) Sing the Hamster Dance very loudly in his ear.

END

Sonic: (tries not to laugh)

Shadow: (eye twitches) (vain on forehead pulses)

A/N: (whistles innocently)

Shadow: I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!!! AGAIN!!! (tackles Birdy2)

A/N: AIEE!

Sonic: Remember people: always review your fellow authors! NO SHADOW! NOT THE BASEBALL BAT WITH A RUSTY NAIL!