DISCLAIMER THINGY! I dont own warriors!

Cinderpelt's Loyalty: Ahem. MUSIC!

Avril Lavinge plays in background

Cinderpelt's Loyalty: Please Welcome back: GHOSTKIT!

Ghostkit: SPOTTEDLEAF SHALL DIE!

Amberstar: YOU WOULDN'T!

Ghostkit: YES I SHALL!

Amberstar flys at Ghostkit, but Spottedleaf is thrown at her by Sandstorm

Sandstorm: Bring in the EVIL RABBITS!

Leafpool Hater brings in a tank full of rabbits that are acting like snapping turtles.

Leafpool Hater: Meet your doom Spottedleaf!

Sandstorm drops Spottedleaf and Firestar in the tank of Evil rabbits. They are attracted to Firestar's resemblance to a carrot, so they eat him. Spottedleaf gets eaten trying to save him.

Cinderpelt's Loyalty: Please welcome our next guest, Iceclaw!

Iceclaw: Let's kill Crowfeather!

Leafpool Hater: She came all the way from StarClan, Welcome FEATHERTAIL!

Feathertail: Crowfeather! Lets go to StarClan and make out!

Crowfeather: YAYNESS!

Leafpool: MUST FOLLOW CROWFEATHER!

Crowfeather WAIT A FREAKING SECOND! THIS IS THE DARK FOREST!

Leafpool: I'LL PROTECT YOU!

Tigerstar: OH I AM A PRETTY PONY

Hawkfrost: LALALALALA

Tigerstar and Hawkfrost torture them to death with their really bad sopranos

Cinderpelt's Loyalty: Our final guest today is my friend STEELTALON!

Steeltalon: ASHFUR SHALL DIE!

Steeltalon ties Ashfur together with a bunch of anonymous flamers such as Nightfire, Hawkbelly, and Longtail's Loyalty, and places them in front of the magical screen of goodness. There Barney begins to run

Barney: Hey kids! I love you and I want to make out with you!

Barney stubs his toe

Barney: OH $#$&#($&(( &(&)$&)$&)($)(!

Ashfur and Flamers: SWEARS! THEY BURN!

Tellytubbies begins to play. Tinkywinky and Dipsy begin making out, while Lala tries to convince Po that it is a girl by putting a dress on it.

Ashfur and Flamers: EEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!

Steeltalon: Now for BARBIES!

Ashfur and Flamers: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT BARBIES!

Steeltalon: FOR A WHOLE YEAR! MWAHAHAHAHA!

At this point Ashfur and the Flamers have exploded

Cinderpelt's Loyalty: Tune in next time folks! R&R!