DISCLAIMER THINGY!! I dont own warriors!

Cinderpelt's Loyalty: Ahem. MUSIC!!!!!!

Avril Lavinge plays in background

Cinderpelt's Loyalty: Please Welcome back: GHOSTKIT!!!!!!!

Ghostkit: SPOTTEDLEAF SHALL DIE!!!!!

Amberstar: YOU WOULDN'T!!!

Ghostkit: YES I SHALL!!!!!

Amberstar flys at Ghostkit, but Spottedleaf is thrown at her by Sandstorm

Sandstorm: Bring in the EVIL RABBITS!!!!

Leafpool Hater brings in a tank full of rabbits that are acting like snapping turtles.

Leafpool Hater: Meet your doom Spottedleaf!

Sandstorm drops Spottedleaf and Firestar in the tank of Evil rabbits. They are attracted to Firestar's resemblance to a carrot, so they eat him. Spottedleaf gets eaten trying to save him.

Cinderpelt's Loyalty: Please welcome our next guest, Iceclaw!!

Iceclaw: Let's kill Crowfeather!!!!!!

Leafpool Hater: She came all the way from StarClan, Welcome FEATHERTAIL!!!!!

Feathertail: Crowfeather! Lets go to StarClan and make out!

Crowfeather: YAYNESS!!!!!!

Leafpool: MUST FOLLOW CROWFEATHER!!!

Crowfeather WAIT A FREAKING SECOND!!! THIS IS THE DARK FOREST!!!

Leafpool: I'LL PROTECT YOU!!!

Tigerstar: OH I AM A PRETTY PONY

Hawkfrost: LALALALALA

Tigerstar and Hawkfrost torture them to death with their really bad sopranos

Cinderpelt's Loyalty: Our final guest today is my friend STEELTALON!!!!!!

Steeltalon: ASHFUR SHALL DIE!!!!!!

Steeltalon ties Ashfur together with a bunch of anonymous flamers such as Nightfire, Hawkbelly, and Longtail's Loyalty, and places them in front of the magical screen of goodness. There Barney begins to run

Barney: Hey kids! I love you and I want to make out with you!

Barney stubs his toe

Barney: OH $#$&#($&(( &(&)$&)$&)($)(!!!!!!!!

Ashfur and Flamers: SWEARS!! THEY BURN!!!!!

Tellytubbies begins to play. Tinkywinky and Dipsy begin making out, while Lala tries to convince Po that it is a girl by putting a dress on it.

Ashfur and Flamers: EEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!

Steeltalon: Now for BARBIES!!!!!!!!

Ashfur and Flamers: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT BARBIES!!!!

Steeltalon: FOR A WHOLE YEAR!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

At this point Ashfur and the Flamers have exploded

Cinderpelt's Loyalty: Tune in next time folks! R&R!!!!!!!