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SpongeBob SexPants

Episode 18

Silent Sex

LEMON and slash warning!

The following story contains graphic scenes of extreme sexual content, nudity, foul language, some blood and character deaths and some drug and alcohol use. This story is not for the faint hearted, so go away if you are under the age of 17. This story is not for the easily insulted or the easily grossed out. If you get disgusted and pissed off by this story, then that’s your problem. And if you send me a review complaining about how disgusted and pissed of your were by this story, then I will just laugh at you. Yes, I laugh at retarded shit bags who think that I actually give a shit for the sex hating 40-year-old virgins who get disgusted by my stories. If I’ve insulted or disgusted you, then I’ve done my job!

SpongeBob and Sandy were playing karate in SpongeBob’s house. “Fuck-ya!” Sandy screamed as she swung at SpongeBob. Sandy was only wearing her air helmet, bra and panties. She played in her underwear because she felt like her large suit would weigh her down in a game of karate.

“Wait Sandy, before we continue I have to make sure that the reader will read the author’s note below. Yeah, I’m talking about you, kid! Read the author’s note below!” SpongeBob said.

A/N: This story was written upon request of the author ‘Crystal Persian’. So if this story sucks, blame her!

“Can we get on with this?” Sandy asked. “I’m starting to lose my horny-ness,” Sandy said.

“Take this!” SpongeBob said as he flung his fist at Sandy until he got kicked in the balls. “Oh FUCK! You bitch!” SpongeBob screamed as he punched Sandy’s boobs. But he punched to hard and he knocked her bra off. Her tits bounced up in the air and bounced back down. At that second SpongeBob got a giant boner.

“Fuck, SpongeBob you perv!” Sandy screamed as she kicked SpongeBob in the balls again.

“What? It’s not like I haven’t seen you naked before!” SpongeBob said.

“Yeah, but I dumped you for Larry! So fuck you! I’m leaving!” Sandy said as she grabbed her bra. “Now can you hand me your clothes?” Sandy asked.

Shit! This could be my last chance to ever see Sandy naked! SpongeBob thought to himself. He then pulled a blow torch out of his ass and turned it on over Sandy’s clothes and set them ablaze.

“SpongeBob you jerk! Fine, whatever, I don’t care you sick-ass weirdo!” Sandy said.

“Oh come on Sandy, you know you want me!” SpongeBob said as he pulled down his pants and rubbed his balls. Sandy then grabbed a phone that was sitting on a drawer next to her and she threw it at SpongeBob’s groin.

“Ow, fuck!” SpongeBob said as he grabbed onto his aching balls.

“God damn it, I need help putting my bra on,” Sandy said as she struggled to snap the two straps together behind her back.

“Oh yeah, come over here and I’ll help you!” SpongeBob said seductively.

“Oh fuck off! I’ll just go find someone else to help me,” Sandy said.

“Yeah right, like you’re going to go outside flashing your titties for the whole world to see!” SpongeBob said.

“Fine, but I’m not talking to you!” Sandy said angrily as she walked over to SpongeBob.

“Okay, now how do I do this?” SpongeBob said as he pulled on the two straps and snapped them together.

“Ow! It’s too tight! You’re crushing my boobs!” Sandy screamed.

“I thought you weren’t talking to me?” SpongeBob asked as he tried to undo the straps, but they were somehow stuck. “Hey, it’s stuck!” SpongeBob screamed as he struggled with the straps. He then grabbed Sandy’s boobs and squeezed them. Sandy immediately grabbed SpongeBob’s balls and aggressively squeezed them

“Ow! Oh shit!” SpongeBob moaned as Sandy squeezed tighter. “Oh yeah, grab my balls!” SpongeBob seductively said as he got a boner again.

“You are such a sick perv!” Sandy screamed as she let go. “Just hurry up with the fucking bra already!” Sandy screamed.

SpongeBob shrugged and then he pulled out a pocket knife and he cut the straps. Sandy’s bra then slid down, revealing her breasts and Sandy couldn’t help but blush. SpongeBob then ripped off his clothes and then he grabbed Sandy’s breasts again. “Stop it!” Sandy screamed. But SpongeBob grabbed her arms and stopped her from leaving. Sandy struggled but it was useless, somehow SpongeBob’s grip was too strong.

“I want you, and you know you want me!” SpongeBob said as he slid down her panties. Sandy screamed as she tried to break free as SpongeBob massaged Sandy’s pussy. SpongeBob then slid his dick into Sandy’s ass. Sandy moaned and ground as SpongeBob fucked her ass while rubbing her pussy and playing with her boobs.

Suddenly Larry opened the door and said, “Hey SpongeBob, have you seen Sandy I can’t-” Larry said until he saw what was happening. “Oh my god, Sandy!” Larry screamed.

“Wait…Larry…this isn’t…what…it looks…like,” Sandy said in a week voice between gasps and moans while sweat poured down her face.

“Oh, so you’re not doing what I think you’re doing with that fucking retarded faggy-ass Sponge?” Larry screamed as tears started pouring from his eyes.

“No…Larry!” Sandy screamed until Larry ran outside screaming and crying. He slammed the door behind him. Larry stood outside in front of SpongeBob’s house and then pulled out a gun as he screamed and cried.

“God damn it, stop you sick fuck!” Sandy screamed as she struggled to break free until suddenly she heard a loud gunshot. And then blood splattered on SpongeBob’s window. Then a suicide note flew on the window.

The note read:

I’m dead because of you! I didn’t kill myself, you killed me, bitch! See you in hell you cheating skank!

“NOOOO!!!” Sandy screamed as she burst out of SpongeBob grip. She then threw herself on the floor. She cried onto the floor and then she stared up at SpongeBob. “This time you’ve gone too far! I never want to see you again!” Sandy screamed as she ran outside completely naked.

“Wait, come back Sandy! I’m not done fucking you!” SpongeBob screamed as he chased after her, also completely naked.

A little boy who was standing with his mom outside saw both of them run outside naked. The little boy then said, “Mommy, I feel something strange in my pants.”

Meanwhile, Sandy was walking towards her tree dome, still crying. “Come back here Sandy!” SpongeBob screamed as he chased after her.

Sandy ran away immediately and then she jumped inside of her tree dome and locked the door. “Wait, Sandy! Can’t we just talk?” SpongeBob asked. “I only want to fuck you!” SpongeBob screamed from outside. Sandy just flipped him off and then she walked away.

“Damn it, I have to get in her tree dome. But how? Oh, I know!” SpongeBob said.

Meanwhile, Sandy took off her air helmet as she walked toward her oak tree house to get into some clothes. Suddenly SpongeBob picked up a huge boulder and threw it at Sandy’s tree dome. The glass immediately shattered and water blasted inside of Sandy’s tree dome. She gagged and screamed as she slowly drowned to death. SpongeBob then jumped through the hole in the wall of Sandy’s tree dome.

He then saw Sandy’s dead body floating in the water. “No!” SpongeBob screamed into the sky. “Wait a second, now I can finally fuck her and actually finish the job without her squirming around and busting my balls,” SpongeBob said to himself. He then grabbed Sandy’s dead body and slid his dick into her pussy. He then moaned in pleasure as he fucked her dead body.

“Fuck yes! Oh yeah this is good!” SpongeBob said as he fucked her body harder and harder.