Happy Tree Friends Fanfic Series

Episode 19

Daylight Robbery

Starring:

Lifty & Shifty

Featuring:

Pop, Cub

Cuddles and Lumpy

Disclaimer: I do not own Happy Tree Friends or any Happy Tree Friends characters.

It was a bright and shiny day. There wasn’t a single cloud in the sky. Cuddles was inside of his garage. He hummed to himself as he jumped onto his skateboard and skateboarded out of his garage and sped off outside, leaving the garage door open. “Wee!” Cuddles said joyfully as he laughed.

“Eeh-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!” Lifty and Shifty chuckled as they jumped out of the bushes. Lifty and Shifty ran into Cuddles’ garage. “Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!” The two raccoons snickered. Lifty grabbed a bicycle until Shifty said, “Forget that, I found the score!” Shifty pointed to the garage’s freezer. “Eeh-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!” Lifty & Shifty sniggered.

Lifty opened the freezer, only to find all sorts of frozen meat. Shifty grabbed a small sled and pulled it in front of the freezer. “Come on, let’s hurry this up,” Lifty said as he grabbed a bunch of meat and put it on the sled.

Meanwhile…

Pop turned on the light in his oven to check on the cookies that he was baking. “Nope, the cookies aren’t ready, Cub,” Pop said as he turned off the light and walked towards Cub, who was playing with a toy truck on the ground. Cub giggled as Pop picked him up.

“Why don’t you go play with your tricycle outside?” Pop asked as he set Cub down in front of the glass sliding door that lead to the backyard. Pop opened the door and Cub ran into the backyard and jumped onto a small, purple tricycle. “Woo-hoo!” Cub giggled as rode around in the backyard. Pop then sat down on a lawn chair.

“Wee! Ha-ha-ha-ha!” Cuddles laughed as he skated past Lifty & Shifty, who were pulling the sled with a pile of meat on it.

“Alright, let’s get these into the van so we can find more stuff to steal,” Shifty said to Lifty.

Lifty & Shifty picked up a handful of meat and threw it into the back of their van. Shifty looked around and found Pop’s house. “I just found a house that’s begging us to steal from it,” Shifty said.

“Well come on, then!” Lifty said as he ran to Pop’s house. Shifty ran after him. Lifty grabbed onto the door knob of the front door and tried to open it. “Damn, it’s locked,” Lifty said as he ran to one of the windows and tried to pull it open. “Come on, what’s up with these stupid windows?” Lifty screamed.

“Here, use this,” Shifty said as he pulled out a crowbar and gave it to Lifty. Lifty put the crow bar under the window sill and tried to pry open the window with it. It didn’t work and the crowbar just snapped up and hit Lifty in the face. “Ow! Stupid crowbar!” Lifty said angrily.

“Not like that stupid, use it like this,” Shifty said as he smashed the crowbar into the window, causing the window to shatter.

“Huh?” Pop asked as he got up off of his lawn chair. He looked inside of the house through the glass window and didn’t notice anything. “Hmm, oh well,” Pop said as he sat back down in the lawn chair. “I must be hearing things,” Pop said to himself.

Shifty stuck his hand through the window and unlocked it. Then he opened up the window and jumped in the house. Lifty jumped into the window after Shifty. “Ooh, I don’t know where to start,” Lifty said as he stared at all of the antiques and furniture in Pop’s house.

“Ooh, what do we have here?” Shifty asked as he opened the refrigerator, only to see a pile of meat inside. “Eeh-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!” Shifty laughed.

“What’d ya find?” Lifty asked as he entered the kitchen and looked into the fridge. “Find something to put the loot in,” Shifty said. Lifty walked around the kitchen and found a box of garbage bags.

“Huh, I guess this will work,” Lifty said as he grabbed a garbage bag. He held it open and Shifty grabbed a bunch of meat and put it into the bag. “Eeh-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!” The kleptomaniac raccoons chuckled devilishly. When all of the meat was in the bag, Lifty picked up the bag and slung it over his shoulder and crept over to the front door with Shifty.

“Hey, look at what I found!” Shifty said as he ran to the coffee table. Pop’s wallet was sitting on the table. Shifty picked it up and pulled all of the money out of it. “Eeh-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!” Shifty laughed until Lifty snatched the money out of his hands. “Eeh-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!” Lifty laughed. “Hey, that’s mine, give me it!” Shifty barked.

“No, get your own money!” Lifty said. “RRRR, I just did but you had to talk it!” Shifty said. “Eh, tell it to the judge,” Lifty said. “Damn it, give me that!” Shifty said as he socked Lifty in the face. Lifty fell over and Shifty grabbed the money. “Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!” Shifty laughed. “That’s it, give me that!” Lifty said as he got up angrily. Suddenly something caught Shifty’s eye. “Here, take it,” Shifty said as he threw the wad of cash at Lifty’s face.

“I’ll just take all the money in this safe,” Shifty said as he ran to a small safe that stood on top of a drawer.

“How are we supposed to find the combination to this thing?” Lifty asked.

“Who said we’re going to find the combination right now? We’ll just steal some explosives and blast this thing open,” Shifty said.

“But wouldn’t that burn the money inside?” Lifty asked.

“Fine, we’ll steal a stethoscope from a hospital and hear the tumblers to the safe. There, you happy?” Shifty asked.

“That’s better, but how are we going to carry this thing to the van?” Lifty asked.

“What do you mean ‘we’?” Shifty asked as he pushed the safe off of the drawer. The safe smashed into the ground. “Now you can go push it outside,” Shifty said.

“What the?” Pop asked as he heard the sound of the safe smashing into the ground. “Alright, I know I heard that,” Pop said as he got out of his lawn chair.

“RRRRRR!!!!” Lifty moaned as he pushed the safe towards the front door. “Come on, a worm could push harder than that!” Shifty said. “Okay Mr. Muscles, why don’t you give it a try?” Lifty asked sarcastically. “Oh hell no, I’m not pushing crap, now shut up and push that thing outside,” Shifty said as he opened the front door.

“Yeah, I’ll give you a push outside you little-” Lifty mumbled as sweat ran down his face. “What was that?” Shifty asked. “Oh nothing,” Lifty retorted.

“Hello, is anyone out there?” Pop asked as he walked into the living room. The front door was shut and Pop didn’t notice that the safe was gone. “Huh, I could have sworn I heard something,” Pop said as he turned around to walk back outside.

“Okay, before I go any further, you mind telling me how we’re going to get this into the van?” Lifty asked as he stopped pushing the safe towards the van outside. “Oh right, I dunno you think of something,” Shifty said. “Oh no, I’ve already done enough, so you tell me,” Lifty argued. “Fine, let’s see…uh,” Shifty said as he looked around. Suddenly something caught his eye. Cuddles was skateboarding around in the park and he went up a small ramp and went down a ramp in front of it.

“I’ve got an idea,” Shifty said as he ran to the park. He then grabbed one of the small ramps and pushed towards the van. Shifty pushed the ramp behind the back of the van, and then Lifty pushed the safe up into the back of the van via the use of the ramp.

“Ha-ha-ha-ha!” Cuddles laughed with joy as he went up a ramp, ready to go down the small ramp in front of it. But since Shifty stole the ramp, Cuddles smashed into the ground.

“Ow, hey where’s the other ramp?” Cuddles asked. Suddenly Cuddles’ skateboard flew into the back of Cuddles’ head and smashed through his skull and out of his mouth. The skateboard was impaled in his skull from the back of his head and out the mouth. Blood splashed on the ground and Cuddles gagged as he fell on the ground twitching as blood poured out of his mouth.

Lumpy hummed to himself as he got into his car and drove off. “Eeh-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!” Lifty and Shifty laughed as they ran into Lumpy’s trailer. “Lifty, drive the van up to the trailer so it would be easier to carry all this stuff into it,” Shifty said. Lifty did as he was told and ran outside.

Shifty laughed as he ran to the refrigerator and pushed it towards the front door. Lifty then backed up to the front door so the back of the van was facing the door. Shifty pushed the refrigerator into the back of the van and chuckled deviously. Lifty ran into the trailer and grabbed an electric fan and a lamp and threw them into the back of the van while Shifty unhooked and unwired the TV. When he did so, he picked up the TV and threw it into the back of the van.

“Eeh-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!” Lifty chuckled as he unhooked the computer and carried the monitor into the van. Shifty brought the keyboard into the van afterwards. “Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!” Lifty and Shifty cunningly laughed as they grabbed more items to steal.

A few hours later…

Lumpy’s trailer was completely empty. Lifty & Shifty even stole the carpets off the ground. It was about sunset now, and Lifty & Shifty gave each other a high-five for their success today. “Wow, I never expected us to steal this much stuff! Look at all the stuff we took!” Lifty said as he looked at the van, which was entirely crammed with stolen items. “There’s not even enough room in there to fit a wallet in!” Lifty said proudly.

“There isn’t, damn, I wanted to steal the front door,” Shifty said as he held the front door in his hands.

“Hey, what the?” Lumpy asked as he drove back to his trailer.

“Uh-oh!” Shifty said as he looked out the window. “AAGGHH!!! He’s home, now what?” Shifty screamed as he accidentally knocked his hand into the parking break switch. Immediately the trailer started moving backwards. “Are we moving?” Lifty asked.

“I think I accidentally turned off the parking break!” Shifty said. “Well, turn it back on!” Lifty said. “Right,” Shifty replied as he pushed down on the parking break. He pushed down so hard that he accidentally snapped the switch off. “AAAGHH!!” Shifty screamed as the trailer rolled down a hill really fast. “You idiot, you were supposed to turn the switch the other way!” Lifty screamed.

“Hey, get back here with my trailer!” Lumpy screamed as he shook his fist at Lifty & Shifty. “Oh well, at least all of my stuff is in this van,” Lumpy said as he looked at Lifty and Shifty’s van. Then suddenly the van burst into flames for no reason at all. “Oh damn it, just my luck,” Lumpy said. “Oh well, I’ll just spray the water with this hose and kill the fire,” Lumpy said as he picked up a gardening hose.

Then a meteor suddenly fell from the sky and smashed into the van. Lumpy said. “Well hey; at least I have my car,” Lumpy said to himself. Then suddenly a tree fell over and smashed his car. “That tree’s not that big, I can probably buff out those scratches,” Lumpy said. But then Lumpy’s car exploded. “Oh damn it,” Lumpy said as he turned around and walked away miserably.

“AAAGGGHH!!!!” Lifty and Shifty screamed as they bounced up and down the streets in the trailer. The trailer smashed into Pop and Cub’s house.

“What the?” Pop asked as the trailer smashed through the glass door. Shattered glass flew into Cub. Cub screamed in pain as a shard of glass smashed into his stomach. Then a shard of glass flew past his arm and sliced it off, the same thing happened to his leg, and then the rest of his limbs got sliced off. Cub cried as his limbless body fell on the ground, gushing out blood, and then a shard of glass flew past his head and decapitated him as blood shot all over the floor.

“AAAGGGHHH!!!!” Pop screamed as he tried to run away. But it was no use and the trailer hit Pop. Pop flew up into the air and as he screamed in horror, he smashed into the roof of his tool shed head first so hard that his body sliced in half. Both halves of his body fell down the shed and smashed into the ground as his guts blasted out of both halves. Blood poured out on the grass as the trailer smashed through the fence.

“Lifty, we’re about to smash into that wall!” Shifty screamed as he pointed to a large brick was that was in front of them.

“Okay, I have an idea,” Lifty said. “Okay, what?” Shifty asked.

“We need to jump out the door,” Lifty said. “I dunno, that seems dangerous,” Shifty said. “Who cares, we need to get out of here before we smash into the brick wall!” Lifty screamed.

“Good point,” Shifty said as he jumped out the window. “AAAAGGHHH!!!” Shifty screamed as he smashed into the sidewalk. “AAAGGHH!!!” Lifty screamed as he leaped out of the window. But just when Lifty thought he was safe, he landed on an electric box.

Lifty screamed as he got blasted with the extreme voltage. Steam poured out of Lifty’s body as he flopped around in spasms from the extreme electrical current. Foam started pouring out of Lifty’s mouth. His body continued to get blasted with electricity even though he was already dead.

“Hey look, my trailer! It’s okay!” Lumpy said from the other side of the street. But then the trailer smashed into the brick wall and exploded. “Oh screw it, I’ll just go live in that dumpster,” Lumpy said as he walked towards a dumpster.

“Well, at least I’m still alive,” Shifty said to himself. “Oh well, I’m going to rob a store, and now I won’t have to share it with Lifty!” Shifty said selfishly. But suddenly he walked over an open manhole and he fell down the sewer.

“!!!!!!!!” Shifty screamed as he fell down the sewer; until finally-SPLAT!!!!

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me!