2stupid: Yes, another Bleach fic. I got this weird idea when staring at a picture of Hitsugaya… the one on the cover page of Chapter 102.

Tensa-chan: And then we imagined why Hitsugaya carries his zanpakuto that way and what it would be like if he carried it on his waist…

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Things That Go ‘Bump’ in the Night

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Hinamori snuck up on Hitsugaya, who was too busy eating a watermelon and studying one of his Academy textbooks to notice her.

“BOO!”

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Hinamori was understandably excited. Her Shiro-chan had finally graduated! As she hurried to their meeting place with a watermelon, she wondered when Hitsugaya would arrive.

The room and the sky outside were dark by the time she arrived, and a light shower of rain began to fall. Hinamori went to turn on the light, only to realize that not only did the place not have electricity, but also that it was devoid of any light-producing mechanisms at all.

She squeaked nervously, wondering what Shiro-chan was doing. As she sat, she shivered slightly and wondered if Shiro-chan had brought anything; he had said that he would come, but he was also half an hour late.

Hinamori squeaked slightly as a floorboard behind her creaked. She shifted in the dark, trying to peer into the gloom.

“Shiro-chan?” she called softly. “Is that you?”

There was absolutely no answer. The place was entirely silent.

“Shiro-chan? This isn’t funny!”

Once again, there was absolutely no answer. However, she thought she heard a soft, bumping noise like that of something hitting the floor softly.

“Shiro-chan! Stop it!”

The only answer was another bump.

“Shiro-chan!”

Bump.

“Shiro-chan?”

Bump.

“Who’s there?” Hinamori was worried; the Rukongai had never been that safe in the first place, and she wasn’t even carrying her zanpakuto. Mentally, she prepared a kido, ready to fry the mysterious intruder.

Bump.

“I’m armed!”

Bump. Was it just her or were the bumps getting closer?

“And dangerous!” Hinamori’s voice squeaked on the last syllable and she lost control off the kidou, which fizzled off into nothing in her mind.

Bump.

“Eek!” with that squeak, Hinamori turned, ready to run.

Bump. The noise was definitely louder.

She took a step.

Bump.

Hinamori squeaked and froze.

Bump.

She groped around for a weapon and came upon the watermelong.

Bump.

She grabbed the fruit, readying it as a most likely useless defense weapon.

“Booo!”

“KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” Hinamori lost grasp of her watermelon, which flew up into the air behind her.

CRUNCH. “OWWW!”

Hinamori dropped down, her legs turning to jelly. The only thing in her mind was ‘oh crap he’s piseed’. .

Suddenly, a ball of light, obviously from a kidou spell, lit up the area, revealing an indeed pissed-off Hitsugaya, who was covered in little bits of watermelon.

“What’d you to that for, Bed-Wetter Momo?” he grumbled.

“You scared me, Shiro-chan!” Hinamori wailed.

“Well, that was revenge for what you did to my kido textbook,” Hitsugaya replied unrepentantly. “Now I’m graduating in debt. “And you just ruined my uniform.”

“Shiro-chan!”

And from there, things downscaled into the normal, bickering, sweet relationship the two usually shared.

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Okay[insert ellipses, I had to finish this in a rush, and I hope you don’t mind.