ichigo: a fat strawberry cheese cake

renji: a wannabe drinker

grimmjaw: a very, very gay king

on day grimmjaw went to meet up with ichigo because ichigo thought renji was sick

12:00 am

ichigo: renji , renji are you awake renji wake up

renji: uh I’m up I’m up

grimmjaw: are you alright

renji: I just had some beer and weed

ichigo: what did I tell you about to much beer

renji: who are you strawberry my parent

ichigo: I am just looking out for you but now fuck you

ichigo had stormed off with grimmjaw following him.