Disclaimer: Harry Potter and the characters © to J.K. Rowling. All rights reserved. I am not making any money with the distribution of this story. It was created for entertainment purposes only.

Warning: Ummm, crack!fic? that's about it.

Jodine16: Just a short little ficlet regarding an icon I found on the net:

http: (slash)(slash)i172(dot)photobucket(dot)com(slash)albums(slash)w23(slash)Moggiye(underscore)Jodine16(slash)potterporn(dot)gif

If a story like this exists already, please tell me and I’ll take it down. Thank you and enjoy!

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Potter Has Porn!

“You got it?”

“Yeah, have my Galleons?”

“Yeah, here.”

An exchange was made.

“Pleasure doing business, with you Potter. Just remember our agreement: no ratting me out if you get caught.”

“I’m no snitch, Boot.”

The two adolescents parted ways.

Harry looked around carefully, checking both ends of the hallway before pulling the magazine out of its bag and flipping through it. It made him feel naughty sneaking through the halls like a delinquent. And for what?

Porn, of course. And it looked like he got the good stuff too. He was just turning to leave when he bumped into the worse person on the planet, well next to Voldemort.

“Potter, what is that?” Snape said, holding his lit wand up.

Harry gulped. “Er...porn.”

Snape rolled his eyes. Wonderful, another cheesy wank mag to add to his disgusting collection. “Give me the porn, Potter. 20 points for being out after curfew and 10 for being in the possession of porn.”

Just then, Lupin came around the corner. Having heard sounds, he decided to come see what was going on. “Harry? Snape, what’s going on?”

“I was punishing Potter for having porn and being out after curfew,” Snape said curtly. Lupin held his hand out, as if not believing him. Snape handed it over impatiently.

The only expression of interest that gave Lupin away was a raise of an eyebrow. “Hm, yes I see.”

“If I can have that back now...”

“No, I can take.”

“I’m the one who caught Potter with it, now hand it over, Lupin,” Snape said tersely.

“It’s quite alright, Snape, I can handle it, really.”

“Lupin...”

Harry back away slowly, his eyes wide with disbelief. His professors were fighting over a wank mag?! As soon as he reached the end of the hall he made a mad dash for the Gryffindor Tower.

Ron was going to piss himself laughing over this.

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Jodine16: Alrightly, all done. I’m pretty sure this toes the line of OOCness. It’s not exactly like the icon because that’d be stealing and I’m not that naughty. ;)