Some people think you're an ass
And some know you're not
You're crude and rude I realize
But you're also funny and hot.
Your days were spent playing lacrosse
For East Great Falls High
Now you go to Ann Arbour.
You're a college guy!
Your mom is known as a MILF
To Finch she is a godess.
She gave him some on a pool table
To guys she is the hottest.
Stiffler, you are known as
The King of Body Fluids.
You drank piss cuz you thought it was wine
And a beer in which someone blew it.
And then once just to prove
That these chicks were lesbians
You grabbed Finch's naked ass
And made out with Jim.
Stifler, you may be an asshole
But I wish I was stuck with you.
Cuz there's just something so endearing
About the way you say "Fuck you!"