...Yes.

After so long.

I uploaded it back up.

... And I didn't even bother to fix my mistakes. At least, I don't think I did.

I don't remember.
WELL, TO NEW READERS.
This fanfiction was uploaded a loong time ago.
I took it off because I hated it.
But I decided to let it be put back up.
It's full of errors, please overlook them. xD

ANYWAY.

ONWARD. TO THE IDIOCY.

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"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! With my new found powers, I shall be able to get back on those Rotten Smashers!" Cackled the voice of something... evil and happy. Two things that don't mix very well together at all.

"Master, how did you find those powers anyways?" Asked a childish, naive voice from the drawer.

"Well, plotholes, m'dear! PLOTHOLES."

"Ohh, okay... I DON'T GET IT."

"Do not think, little one, it is bad for your health."

"Yes, Master, but, why are you in the darkness?"

"For dramatic, sinisterness, of course!"

The 'thing' stepped out of the shadows to revel he was...the notorious BARNEY!

"Barney, can you find my blankey?" Baby Bop, asked coming out of a drawer she was in. (How she fit in it was a mystery to us all.) The blankey was clearly placed ontop of her head.

"It is a mystery to me, Baby Bop!"

"Or... is it?"

Climactic music played, out of nowhere. Now, onto the heroes (wait, some of the Smashers are villians too... NOW I'M CONFUSED.) of our story!

"SAAAAAHHH-WEEEEET!" Exclaimed Peach, you see, she got REALLY bored and decided to see how many taunts she could do in a day, nonstop. At the moment, she was at 72. And has only been at it for 5 minutes.

"WILL YOU SHUT UP, WOMAN?" Roy asked, clearly irritated. It was clear because, he yelled and his eye was twitching madly.

"SAH-WEET!"

"Gah!" Roy proceeded to throw an over stuffed pillow and Bowser at Peach.

"MY LEGS!" Peach wailed.

Then Mario came in, because he felt like it, then he saw the scene with Peach and Bowser, from his point of view, it looked like they were "doin' it."

"OMGWTFBBQKFC! GET OFF OF MAH WOMAN, YOU FAT LARD!" And with that, Mario screamed a battle cry and lunged at Bowser with a plastic spoon. Then he started poking him with it.

"... Mario, that isn't do-" Bowser was cut off by Mario, who poked Bowser in the eye with his spoon.

"LIES, that's what you WANT me to think!"

Mario continued poking Bowser with the spoon. And Peach watched, thinking about fudge. Yummy, yummy, fudge.

"LAWL, POKEAGE." Young Link laughed and watched Mario poke Bowser.

Everyone else in the mansion was also,convinantly in the room. On a REALLY big couch.

"Erm, Mario...I think Bowser's ate the spoon." Link said, pointing at Bowser, who had indeed, eaten the spoon.

"LIES." Mario repeated and continues to poke Bowser with a spoon. Or rather, an invisible spoon.

Roy, with his short attention span, lost his well, attention a while ago. Soo, he went to turn on the TV.

"Hello, stupid Smashers." Said the voice of Barney, the Smashers, however, did not know it was Barney... because, because... I SAID SO.

"...Pikachu, is it my imganation... or is the T.V communicating with us?" Pichu inquired to Pikachu.

Pikachu blinked and then yelled, "GET OUT OF MAH HEAD." He then proceeded to run in frantic circles.

"OHNOESTEHTVBECURSEDEDDD!" Ness exclaimed in a psycho way and leaped at the TV but was stopped by Link's sword sheath.

"I dunno why I did that." Link said, blankly.

"Change the channel." Demanded Kirby.

Marth changed the channel, but nothing happened.

"What the hell?" Marth questioned, rapidly pressing the 'channel' button... thing, over and over again.

"Maybe its out of batteries." Suggested Luigi.

"I changed the batteries yesterday!"

"How about we just walk up to the TV and change the-" Samus' sentance was cut off by the voice in the TV.

"SILENCE, YOU FOOLS! For the evilness of dominating people's minds more than I did, I shall send you all too random evil childrens cartoons! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AND BECAUSE THE AUTHORESS NEEDED A REASON FOR AN IDEA SO SHE JUST WENT WITH THE FIRST ONE AND, GUESS WHAT? I'M DATING MY CAPS BUTTON."

"WHAT?" Went the Smashers in unision.

"I DUNNO."

And with that, Barney pressed a large red button, and the Smashers were randomly transported somewhere...