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“Wizardmon…” Gatomon said hurrying into the entrance hall of the Witchan castle. “Chi’s water just broke! She’s going into labor! Now get up there!” She pushed him towards the stairs then ran to go tell the others.

Wizardmon hurried up the stairs and down five corridors. Finally he heard Chi screaming, yelling, and cursing. He ran into the infirmary and found Rhys, Mother, Ubora, Tyrik, Valtina, Itzak, Myo, and five healers around Chi’s bed. Rhys had a video camera in hand and Tyrik was holding her hand while one of the healers put a wet rag on her forehead.

“Ok, it’s been ten minutes since Chi’s water broke.” Rhys narrated. He directed the camera towards Wizardmon. “Aaah… say hi Wizardmon!”

Wizardmon sighed and hurried to Chi’s side, squeezing in between Rhys and Myo. “How are you feeling Chi?”

Chi glared at him. “How do you think I’m feeling?! My ass hurts like hell!” She winced and dug her nails into Tyrik’s hand.

“That’s Chi for ‘just peachy thank you.’” Rhys said with a smirk.

“SHUT UP RHYS!”

“Ow…” the three brothers said in unison, rubbing their ears.

Myo looked at her sympathetically. “You have to breathe when the pain comes, Chi.”

Chi glared at him and said through gritted teeth, “You won’t be breathing if you don’t shut up!” She winced again and pushed her head back into the pillow. “Dear God almighty…”

A healer walked over with a bowl. “Drink this. It might ease your pain a bit-”

Chi screeched and knocked the bowl out of the healer’s hands. Her brothers jumped back just in time so they wouldn’t be hit by the shards of glass. “Keep that crap away from me! That’s only good for reptilian digimon, you moron!”

“She is a reptile… the Queen Cobra…” Rhys muttered.

Chi glared at him and laid down again.

“This kid better be a mama's boy.” Chi told Tyrik.

Tyrik smiled a bit. He stroked her cheek. “Just breathe and try not to get so worked up. It’s not good for you or the baby-”

“Or for her poor brothers.” Rhys muttered. He got a close up of Tyrik. “This is the soon-to-be father… if Chi doesn’t murder him.”

“I’M GOING TO MURDER YOU IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP, RHYS!” Chi screamed.

“Chi try to relax. I know Rhys is annoying to you right now-” Myo said.

Chi glared at him and smacked Myo. “SHUT UP MYO!” She then swore and squeezed Tyrik’s hand.

“She told you.” Rhys said, turning the camera towards his brother.

Myo sighed and turned the camera back towards Chi.

Ubora patted Chi’s freehand. “You can do it, sweetie. Though can you try not to hit your brothers?”

Chi glared at him and squeezed Tyrik’s hand. “If you tell them to stop being annoying then maybe I will and maybe I won’t! HOLY SHIT!” Chi dug her nails in Tyrik’s hand and screamed loudly.

The healer had grown worried again and brought back a different liquid in a bowl. Chi growled and knocked it out of her hands, sending the bowl flying towards her brothers-

Wizardmon sat up and looked around. He was on the couch in his apartment. The lights were off, the TV was still on, and a cup of not-so-hot cocoa was on the coffee table.

“That’s it.” Wizardmon muttered, picking it up. “No more hot cocoa before bed.” He got up and poured the rest into the sink.

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“Oh yeah, we’re going to see Chi today.” Gatomon said during breakfast the next morning. “She says she has something important to tell us.”

Kala smiled. “It’s just weird… Chi… a queen…”

“That’s beyond weird, Kala.” Rhys II said. “And I think all of us are still in line for the throne.”

Gatomon nodded. “We all are.” She looked at Wizardmon. “Oh yeah, sorry I didn’t wake you up last night. You looked so peaceful so I just went to bed.”

“Yeah… I had the worst nightmare ever. I am never drinking hot chocolate before bed ever again. That stuff does things to your brain.” Wizardmon said, rubbing his forehead.

Artemis laughed. “Poor Papa.” She patted his back. “Maybe seeing Aunt Chi again will cheer you up.”

“Yep, it’s always such a joy to see her.” Wizardmon said with a smirk. Only Gatomon caught his sarcasm and she hit his arm and sighed.

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Everyone was directed towards the library because Chi and Tyrik had not returned from a trip to another country. And of course, Valtina and Itzak came up with some excuse so they would have to be in the same room with all those ‘filthy commoners.’

“I had a reeeeaaaallllly bad dream last night.” Rhys said as he sank down into a chair beside Wizardmon.

“Same.” both Myo and Wizardmon said in unison.

“I had a dream Chi went into labor.” Rhys said, rubbing his forehead. “Let me tell you one thing… scaaaarrrry.”

Myo stared at them. “You too? Chi hit me. You two just got yelled at.”

Rhys snickered. “Yep, and you got hit in my dream too.”

“Same thing in my dream.” Wizardmon said.

The doors to the library opened and Chi and Tyrik walked in. As usual Chi looked nothing like a queen. She wore a simple brown dress with an apron and her necklace on. And of course her hair was pulled back in the usual ponytail. The only thing that hinted she was a princess was the fact she was holding a royal-looking Sorcerymon’s hand and a small silver tiara.

Chi smiled. “Hi everyone. We have some good news… well… it might be good news or it might be bad news to you guys… I’m-”

“Yeah, Chi, your staying a virgin forever.” Rhys interuppted, running his fingers through his hair. “I can not take you pregnant or you in labor.”

Chi glared at him. “Thanks for interrupting, Rhys. But it’s a bit late for that, now. I’m pregnant.”

Wizardmon stared at her, then groaned and buried his face in his hands. Myo sighed and rubbed his forehead.

“NOO! Dammit, I’m still dreaming! Wake up! Wake up wake up wake up!” Rhys yelled, hitting his head.

I wonder when I should tell them they’re not dreaming… later. I’m enjoying this. Chi thought with a smile.

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Poor guys. I wouldn’t want to be in there while Chi was in labor, either. But yeah… when Chi does have a kid Rhys will actually videotape the entire thing. Until Chi gets sick of it and throws the camera!

I got this idea when Wizardartist44, a really great writer/artist, were talking on AIM and we started talking about what Chi in labor would be like. Then she said I should do a oneshot about it... so here it is! Also this takes place four years after the TyrikxChi fic, so they are twenty now.

Review please!