Author’s Notes:This is an AU of In need of dire help that I posted way back in June. I just thought that I should separate it from the main story.

Warnings: Don’t like yaoi? Beware. Steamy tryst up ahead. Contains incest and hint at threesome too. Completely crack.

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“I understand how you both can be with my nee-san, but how the hell are you with each other?” Hanabi asked bluntly, the crease on her brow showing her obvious confusion.

Neji’s lips quirked upwards. Ah, Hanabi has never been exposed to yaoi…

Hinata twitched; Sasuke and Neji grinned.

“How? Do you really want to see?” Sasuke asked, thoroughly enjoying the panicked expression on Hinata’s face.

Hanabi nodded eagerly while Hinata whimpered, apparently on the same wavelength as her boyfriends.

Neji glanced at Sasuke and Sasuke glanced at Neji. They were both upon each other before either of the girls could blink. Seizing his mouth, Neji took advantage of Sasuke’s parted lips and plunged his tongue inside. Sasuke sucked in a ragged breath after they broke away, one hand gripping Neji’s hip – pulling him onto his lap while he bit and licked at his exposed neck.

Hinata croaked, “That’s enough.”

Nothing. Both boys paid her no heed, seemingly lost in their make-out session.

“Stop,” she uttered a little louder and a lot firmer.

Breaking away, face uncharacteristically flushed, Neji smirked. “Now why would we want to do that? I’m sure Hanabi-chan would just love to see more.”

Hinata clenched her fists. Smug bastard…

“Hell yeah,” were the words out of Hanabi’s traitorous mouth.

Hinata dragged her to the open door and threw her out of the living room, slamming the door in her face.

“Nee-san!” Hanabi screeched through the other side of the door. “Can I join in? It’d be a foursome!”

Sasuke laughed, Neji smirked and Hinata fainted.

Unfortunately for Hanabi, Hiashi heard…and died...at the thought of his only innocent daughter being corrupted.

And thus this is the tale of how Hinata became the Head of the Hyuga Clan who made a rule stating that incest was good and anyone was free to practice it.

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A/N: The last part is just to humor myself so please don’t yap on about how wrong incest is ‘cause I know. But still...it’s hawt when it comes to Hinata and Neji. (sticks tongue out)