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Happy Tree Friends Fanfic Series

Episode 21

Wrong in the Tooth

Starring Toothy

Featuring:

Sniffles, Mole, Lumpy,

Cuddles, Splendid and Handy

Mole shoved an ice cream scooper into a tub of ice cream at the ice cream parlor. He then put the scoop of ice cream into a cone and walked over to Nutty, who was sitting at his table. Cro-Marmot was behind the cash register at the ice cream parlor. Nutty snatched the ice cream cone out of Mole’s hand. “AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!” Nutty laughed as he shoved the entire ice cream cone into his mouth. “MMMM!!!!” Nutty said as he chewed up the ice cream cone.

“Ooh,” Toothy said as he looked down at Sniffles model rocket that he was about to launch. Sniffles then pressed a button on the remote. The rocket immediately blasted into the air. Suddenly the rocket stopped and it plunged down to the ground. The rocket smashed into a pile of rocks. “I think it’s broken,” Toothy said.

“Oh, that rocket was the coolest toy that-” Sniffles said until the rocket shot up into the air. A rock was stuck to the side of the rocket. The rocket blasted into the ice cream parlor and smashed into Cro-Marmot. The rock fell off of the rocket and into a tub of ice cream while the toy rocket fell on the ground.

“Oh well, I’m getting some ice cream,” Toothy said as he ran into the ice cream parlor. “Oh, there goes my rocket,” Sniffles said as he depressingly turned around and walked away.

“One ice cream, please!” Toothy said as he ran up to the counter. Mole scooped up some ice cream and put it in an ice cream cone. The second scoop he got was the rock that landed in the tub of ice cream. Mole set the rock in the ice cream cone, and gave the ice cream to Toothy. Toothy didn’t notice that there was a rock in his ice cream, so he just sat down at a table.

“MMMM!” Toothy said as he bit into the ice cream. Snap! Toothy cracked his left buck tooth on the rock. Toothy threw his ice cream cone on the ground and ran around screaming and whimpering as tears flood down his face. “AAAAGGGGHH-HAAAAA!!!! WAAAAGHHHH!!!!! WAAAAAAAGGGGHH!!!! AAAAAAHHH-WAA-HAAA!!!!!” Toothy screamed in pain.

“Ooh!” Nutty said as he got down on the floor and licked Toothy’s ice cream off the ground. Toothy touched his pain-inflicted tooth and it wiggled. Toothy realized that he had a loose tooth.

“Are you sure this will work?” Toothy asked as Lumpy tied a string to Toothy’s tooth. “Of course it will work,” Lumpy said as she tied the other on of the string to a door knob. “Ready?” Lumpy asked. Toothy nodded insecurely. Lumpy then walked into the other room and slammed the door. Toothy immediately flew out of his seat and slammed into the door. “Ow, my head,” Toothy said as he tried to get up off the floor. Then Lumpy slammed the door open and the door flung into Toothy.

“Uh, hello?” Lumpy asked as he looked at the empty room. Since he didn’t know that Toothy was behind the door, he just shrugged and closed the door. Toothy then fell on the ground twitching from the pain.

“I think I’m having second thoughts about this,” Toothy said as he jumped up and down on a trampoline. “It’ll be okay, just look up at the sky, and once you bounce high enough, make sure your mouth smashed into that branch,” Cuddles said as he pointed to a large tree with a long branch sticking out over the trampoline.

“Okay, I guess that’ll knock my loose tooth out,” Toothy said as he bounced up towards the branch. Instead he smashed into a bee hive and then he fell on the ground. “Ow, what was that about?” Toothy asked until a swarm of bees poured out of the bee hive. “WAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!” Toothy screamed as he tried to run away from the bees.

“Why are you screaming, did you knock your tooth out?” Cuddles asked until he saw the swarm of bees chasing Toothy. “AAAGGHHH!!” Cuddles yelped as Toothy ran past him and the swarm of bees started chasing Cuddles. “Here, into the pool!” Cuddles screamed as he jumped into a Swimming pool. Toothy sobbed and cried as he jumped into the swimming pool after Cuddles.

A short while later…

“Sorry about the bee hive, but at least we didn’t get stung,” Cuddles said as Toothy stomped out of Cuddles’ house, soaking wet. “How am I supposed to get my tooth out now?” Toothy asked himself.

“Trust me, your tooth will pop out faster than…I dunno, your tooth will just pop out really fast, alright!” Sniffles said as he tied Toothy to a pole with a rope. The pole was a large support beam for a balcony of a large, ten story building.

“I don’t think this is safe,” Toothy said. “Of course it’s safe, now open up your mouth,” Sniffles said. Toothy did as he was told and Sniffles tied a rope to Toothy’s tooth. Sniffles then tied the rope to his car. Sniffles then jumped into his car and started it up. Sniffles stomped on the gas pedal and immediately Toothy’s head got pulled forward. Toothy whimpered and sobbed as he got pulled at by the rope. His tooth wouldn’t budge. Sniffles stomped on the gas pedal even harder, and suddenly the support beam for the building’s balcony started cracking. It was getting pulled at too hard. Sniffles pushed down on the gas one last time, and the support beam came loose and crashed down. Toothy got pulled out of the rope and finally his tooth popped out. Sniffles blasted off in his car. The tooth fell out of the rope and landed on top of a stop sign. The tooth was able to stay on the stop sign, but it kept tipping from left to right.

Toothy screamed as he fell onto the ground, and then the support beam fell down and landed next to Toothy. Suddenly the balcony of the building tipped over. But the balcony took the building with it, and the giant building started to topple over. Suddenly Sniffles swooped up onto a ramp in his car. Sniffles screamed and he jumped out of the window and landed safely on the ground.

Sniffles sighed in relief, but then his car smashed into the ten story building and blasted into a support beam that was in the building. Sniffles’ car then exploded, and that caused the support beam to fall over and knock into another support beam. That support beam knocked into the next, and this continued for about ten more support beams.

The building immediately started falling apart, and all sorts of broken pieces of the building and debris fell over and smashed on top of Toothy. Toothy was buried in debris now.

“Uh-oh,” Sniffles said as he ran away. Meanwhile, Cuddles was inside of the building in an office cubicle. The building toppled over even more and Cuddles fell out of his chair and rolled down to the window. “AAAAGGHH!!! What’s happening?” Cuddles screamed. Suddenly he smashed through the window and fell down to the ground. Cuddles screamed in horror as he plummeted down. He then smashed into the ground headfirst.

Blood splattered all over the street and the sidewalk while all of Cuddles’ internal organs and his skeleton blasted out of his body and landed back down onto his empty skin. Giggles burst into the room Cuddles was in, and then she screamed as she fell out the window.

She then blasted through a grocery store window and smashed into a shelf. The shelf tipped over. Giggles screamed as she tried to run away, but the shelf fell on her and smashed her. Her blood poured from under the shelf. Mole then walked by the shelf and then he slipped on Giggles’ blood.

Finally the entire building fell over and smashed on top of the grocery store and the roof started to cave in. Mole walked up to a cash register, and Pop walked to the register. Cub was sitting in the cart while Pop put all of his groceries on the conveyor belt. Suddenly a tile from the roof fell down and hit Pop on the head while he was holding Cub. Pop screamed as he accidentally dropped Cub on the conveyor belt. Pop rubbed his head and asked, “Hey, what’s with the roof?”

“Wee!” Cub giggled as he went across the conveyor belt. Suddenly he made it to the end and his skin got trapped under. Cub screamed in agony as he got pulled down under the conveyor belt. He then got pulled down so hard that all of his internal organs and all of his bones exploded out of his mouth. Cub’s empty skin got sucked under the conveyor belt, and then it came up at the other end.

Mole then picked up Cub’s hat, thinking it was a grocery and set it on top of a jar of pickles. “Ow, my aching head,” Pop said until he realized that Cub was gone. “Hey, where’s Cub? Cub, where are you?” Pop asked, until he found the hat on the pickle jar. “Oh, there you are, Cub,” Pop said as he picked up the pickle jar. The only think he recognized was the hat, so he didn’t know that he was really carrying a pickle jar.

Pop then left the grocery store, and suddenly Mole’s stomach started rumbling, so Mole left the store to take his lunch break. “Eeh-hee-hee-hee-hee!” Nutty laughed as he jittered into the store. Suddenly the building on top of the store’s roof finally caused the store’s roof to collapse. The roof caved in on top of Nutty and it smashed down onto the store. The entire store got crushed, and all of the windows shattered.

“AAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!” Flaky screamed as the shattered glass flew towards her. Flaky jumped onto the ground and all of the glass narrowly missed her. But then the glass flew towards Handy’s tow truck. Handy was driving in his tow truck until the glass flew into the wheels and popped all four of them. The tow truck flipped over and smashed into a building. “AAGGHH!!! Help me! Someone, aaah!!!” Handy screamed.

The hook on a wire shot out of the tow truck and wrapped around a branch sticking out of a four story building that was really a tree. The tree had a bunch of windows on it and a glass door. Suddenly Handy’s truck exploded. Handy blasted out of his truck screaming. The bottom half of his body was gone and his spine and intestines were sticking out. Handy smashed into the street, and then a police car that Mole was driving smashed into Handy. Handy’s body splattered open and his blood and internal organs spilled all over the street.

Handy’s truck shot into the air, but since the wire was wrapped around the tree’s branch, the tree shot out of the ground and blasted into the sky with the truck. Mole smashed his police car into the ice cream shop. He then got out of the police car wearing a police officer’s badge and a police officer’s hat. “Hey, since when are you a police officer? Shouldn’t you be working at the ice cream place?” Lumpy asked as he ran towards Mole.

“I guess his shift is over,” Petunia said as she walked towards Lumpy. Then suddenly Handy’s truck smashed on top of Petunia. Petunia’s guts and blood spurted onto the parking lot, and then Lumpy screamed as the tree building tied to the truck flew down towards the ice cream parlor.

Lumpy tried to run away but he slipped on Petunia’s blood. Meanwhile, Disco Bear ran into the ice cream shop. “Oh yeah! One ice cream please,” Disco Bear said to Cro-Marmot as he ran to the cash register. “Hey, what’s that?” Disco Bear asked as he looked out the window.

He then saw the tree building, which was plummeting towards the ice cream shop. “AAAGGH!!!” Disco Bear screamed as he ran out of the ice cream shop. “I gotta get out of here!” Disco Bear screamed as he jumped into his car and drove away, screaming in fear.

Suddenly the tree smashed into the ice cream shop. The entire building collapsed and one of the walls tipped over towards Lumpy. “AAAGGHH!!!” Lumpy screamed as he stood up. He tried to run away again, but he slipped on Petunia’s blood again. The walls then smashed on top of Lumpy and his blood spurted all over the parking lot. Mole then wrote a ticket and put it on Handy’s truck.

Suddenly the collapsed ice cream parlor caught on fire and then it exploded. “AAAAAGGHH!!!” Flaky screamed as the flying debris from the exploded ice cream parlor shot towards her. “Help!” Flaky screamed. Splendid then flew down towards the town. “Huh?” Splendid asked as he looked down, only to see all the debris smash into the ground.

“Phew, that was a close one,” Flaky said. Then suddenly a bunch of cracks formed in the street. Then a giant crack opened in the street and it got bigger and bigger. “AAAGHH!” Flaky screamed as she ran away. The crack got so big that a bunch of buildings fell down the crack. “What the?” Disco Bear asked until he fell down the crack. “AAAGGHH!!!” Disco Bear screamed.

“Hmm, aha! Don’t worry, I’ll save you!” Splendid said. He then zapped the giant split open street with his heat vision to seal it up. The heat traveled through the crack, and suddenly Disco Bear’s car got stuck in it. “Oh no!” Disco Bear screamed as his car caught on fire. It then exploded and Disco Bear blasted into the sky.

“AAAAAAGGHH!!!!” Disco Bear screamed until he flew back into the crack in the street. “AAAAGGHH!!!! EEEEHH!!!!! AAAAA-HAAA-HAA-HAAA!!!!” Disco Bear screamed as his body caught on fire due to the heat of Splendid’s heat vision. Disco Bear’s skin then melted off, and then all of his internal organs exploded. Disco Bear’s empty skeleton then sank down into the crack.

Splendid then stopped zapping the street with his heat vision. “There, that should hold it!” Splendid said. Splendid then flew down to Flaky. “Well, you’re safe now,” Splendid said. “Yay!” Flaky said as she clapped her hands and anxiously to herself. “Ta-da-da-da!” Splendid said as he flew off. “Bye!” Flaky said as she waved goodbye to Splendid.

Meanwhile…

Toothy crawled out of the pile of debris that he was buried in. Toothy was still alive! Toothy was covered in dust and as he got up he dusted himself off. “Phew, I thought I’d never get out of there!” Toothy said. Suddenly a brick wall that was standing behind Toothy tipped over and smashed on top of Tooth. “AAAAHH!!” Toothy screamed as the brick wall smashed down on top of him. Toothy’s guts blasted out of his mouth and blood gushed out of his eyes and mouth. Finally Toothy’s tooth, which was still balanced on top of the stop light, fell off of the stop light and fell towards one of Toothy’s eyeballs.

The tooth then smashed into Toothy’s left eye, and then his left eyeball fell out of the socket.

Give your eye teeth!