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Author: Disco Ant
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-26-07 - Updated: 05-09-08 - id:3856540

Sorry for this short chapter taking so long to write. xP Kind of forced myself to write it just now since it's stupid how long it's taken me to write this story. xD It was supposed to be done by now... Anyway, another elimination round. I couldn't think of a response for Fujiko...oh well, I'm writing her, so she says what I want her to. -evil laughter


Round Two - Part Three

They finally arrived at the lair, Zenigata waking up on the ride home and dragging himself in like some of the others. All that most wanted to do was to just take a shower, sit down and relax. What they got instead was a greeting form Stan.
"Superheroes,'' he said, not looking all too happy. "I have to say that your performance on the last two tasks were anything but acceptional. Not only did most of you fail, you also let the enemy make a fool out of you."
Most looked at him with a glance of disinterest.
"Failures or not, I am interested to see what your thoughts are on the tasks. Please, fill out your mission reports."
The laptops appeared, the nine taking them and writing out their thoughts and muses, some taking longer than others. Once done, they set them back on the table, watching as they disappeared.
"I will now take some tim to look over what you have written and get back to you," Stan said, the TV turning off.
"I had it," Lupin whined as he plopped himself onto the couch. "You just had to ruin it, didn't you?" He glared at Mr. X, who sat across from him on the other couch.
"Me?" Mr. X scoffed. "This from someone who doesn't even know how to properly stack furniture."
"What's in this, anyway?" Pycal asked, holding up the vial and tapping on it with his finger.
"Dish soap," Melon sighed.
"We almost got killed over dish soap?" Lupin asked in anger.
"Yup," Jigen said as he sat next to Lupin and stared off.
"Hmm, this Disco Ant seems to be a little off," Mamou said, the others staring at him. "What?"
They all looked away and sighed, leaving Mamou clueless.
The TV turned on. "I have read over your mission reports. Remember, these are here to help you learn, so don't take these too lightly."
The screen changed to certain bits of info.
"Evil Magic Stealer Witch is too bossy and big headed?!" Fujiko said, reading the fourth one down.
Jigen laughed.
"Does it say big headed?" Zenigata asked. "Hmm, I meant to type pig headed." He glared at her as she glared back.
Jigen laughed more.
"Come on, guys," Lupin said, sighing and looking back at the screen. "Insane Justice Cop, Super Magical Gore-tex Parka Eskimo, and Super Magical Mofo Pimp perform well under pressure. Fire Bringer of Death is still a born leader." Lupin looked back and glared at him. "You're praising yourself, aren't you?"
Pycal only smirked.
"Crazed Samurai Dude is...insane," Lupin read slowly the last one.
Goemon glared at Jigen.
"Well, you are," Jigen muttered.
"Superheroes," Stan said, appearing on the screen. "It's that time again. Meet me on the roof."
The nine sighed, getting to their feet and making their way up to the roof. Once there they all took their places on the white squares, standing on the same ones they did the first round and facing the large television.
"Superheroes," Stan said. "It seemed to me that some of you didn't seem to learn after your first time here. Crazed Samurai Dude, you handled the first task well, but I was a little...disturbed...by your apparent destructive technique in the lab. And then you seemed to take things a little too quick, not allowing your teammates enough time to act in getting the vial."
Jigen and Melon glanced over at him.
"You haven't seemed to improve or take hold of any advice anyone has given you," Stan said to Goemon. "Super Magical Mofo Pimp, you have shown great improvement from the last time. The way you helped your teammate, Insane Justice Cop, and showed your skills and agility, I am pleased by this." He smiled and nodded.
"I try," Jigen said with a grin.
"Insane Justice Cop, you showed more of yourself out there and took more of a lead role. And you didn't let your injuries hinder your team."
"Thank you, sir," she said with a nod.
"Fire Bringer of Death, you continue to amaze me with how well you handle these situations."
Pycal got yet another smug look on his face.
Stan then sighed, getting more serious. "Evil Magic Stealer Witch. Angry Guy of Anger. You were both great disappointments in each task. A huge difference from your first two tasks. It made me wonder if either of you really want to be here. Are your hearts in this at all?"
Mr. X seemed angered by this while Fujiko just rolled her eyes.
"Crazed Samurai Dude. Evil Magic Stealer Witch. Angry Guy of Anger. Please, step forward." Stan watched as they stepped off the white blocks and onto the red ones. "Crazed Samurai Dude, why should you stay in the lair?"
Goemon bowed his head. "I am sorry for failing you. I will try my best to make myself an honorable warrior you can be proud of."
Jigen and Lupin sighed at his response, almost embarrassed by it.
"Okay," Stan said, not too sure of the answer he got. "Angry Guy of Anger, why should I let you stay?"
"I thought we were playing the roles of ourselves in the first task, so I did that," he said. "As for the second task, I did sacrifice myself to help my team complete their objective."
Stan nodded, impressed by the answer. "Evil Magic Stealer Witch, what makes you different from the other two?"
"I'm more beautiful than they are," she said arrogantly. "Besides, these tasks haven't been challenging enough for me. I'm starting to get bored with the simplicity of it all."
"Hmm." Stan nodded. "Again, this is a hard decision for me to make. Crazed Samurai Dude. Evil Magic Stealer Witch. Angry Guy of Anger."
There was a long pause as Stan eyed each one.
"The one leaving the lair tonight is..."


Who do you think should leave? Vote for your choice. :3



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