CHI MEETS ICHIGO

Ichigo: Hi!

Chi: Er… hey?

-silence-

Chi: So… do you like to read?

Ichigo: I love Masaya! Ryou and Kisshu love me but so does Masaya so I chose him since I luuuuv him! -shows a picture-

Chi: Ok… you’ve got three guys chasing after you… and you choose the guy that has a spray-on tan?

Ichigo: How dare you talk about Masaya that way! He’s sweet and kind and better than both of those! I pity you because you’ll never get a guy as sweet and kind as him! -transforms into Mew Ichigo-

Guard behind Chi: -pulls out sword- You will speak to Princess Chi with respect! Bow, peasant!

Ichigo: Eeeeh?! You’re a princess?! That must be sooooo cool! Being waited on hand and foot and all those beautiful gowns and being able to sleep in and eat whatever you want-

Chi: Huh? Yeah right. I guess it’s ok. I am waited on hand and foot, but it gets annoying. The only reason I put up with it is for Tyrik. And besides, it’s not all fairy tales and crap. I’ve got important duties and when I become queen-

Ichigo: Who’s Tyrik?

Chi: My husband.

Ichigo: O.O YOUR MARRIED?! OMG! I MEAN YOUR ONLY SIXTEEN!!

Chi: -shrugs- Where I come from a girl can get married at as young as thirteen. So, if you lived in my country you could-

Ichigo: OOOOH! Now Masaya and I can get married legally! Where do we go!?

Chi: Digital World, Witchery. Have fun trying to find a town without being able to fly or knowing where your going.

Ichigo: Digital World? Is that where people have ugly grey skin? Hey… what’s that on your arm?

Chi: Grrr… it’s a culture trait. Witchans have very light skin. And if you must know it’s a freaking scar!

Ichigo: How’d you get it?

Chi: None of your freaking business.

Ichigo: Is you husband abusive or something?

Chi: No! He’s probably better than your stupid Masaya… at least he isn’t a frickin’ Mary Stue like him! And besides, it’s not very polite to ask about how someone got a scar.

Ichigo: Ok… so… do you have any siblings?

Chi: Three half-brothers.

Ichigo: How can they only be half your brothers? Are they like-

Chi: -sighs- Moron. We don’t have the same father.

Ichigo: Ooooh! So your mother is a cheater! I get it! Nya!

Chi: THAT’S IT! -Green Aura surrounds her- I’LL KILL YOU!

Masaya: -runs in- You will not hurt her!

Chi: Ok… So this is the Mary Stue? Feh. -raises hand-

Other Mews: -runs in- Ichigo!

Chi: This is getting stupid… where’s my staff?

Lettuce: REBORN LETTUCE RUSH!

Mint: REBORN MINT ECHO!

Pudding: MEW POWER EXTENSION!

Zakuro: REBORN ZACROSS PURE!

Ichigo: REBORN STRAWBERRY CHECK!

Chi: Phff. SUMMUNO! -lightning strikes her hand and leaves her staff- Ah, there we go. MAGICAL PROTECTOR! -stag charges at Mews-

Pudding: Lookie! Deer!

Ichigo: GAH! RUUUN!

Mews and Masaya: -runs for their lives-

Chi: Well this is entertaining… -sits back and eats popcorn-

Wizzie, Rhys, and Myo: -walks in-

Rhys: Chi, what’s going on?

Chi: I’m just playing a game with my new friends. It’s called Run From the Magical Stag or Else You Get Trampled.

-stag fades away-

Ichigo: -pants- Are you… her brothers?

Wizzie: Yes.

Ichigo: You should tell your parents! She’s a rude nasty and vile girl! She insulted my poor Masaya! -sniff-

Rhys: Ha! We already knew that! Besides… she wouldn’t break out her staff if you hadn’t gotten her pissed.

Chi: She said Mother was a cheater and kept asking me about my scar.

-silence-

Rhys: She called Mother a what?! Grrrr! -flies towards Ichigo-

Myo: -sighs and holds his brother back by his cloak- Your lucky Chi didn’t totally destroy you…

Mint: Like she could.

Wizzie: Um… she kicked a grown wizard’s butt when she was five. And his henchmen.

Ichigo: O.O

Myo: Come on, let’s go home.

Chi: Hold on. -throws rock at the Mews- FART KNOCKERS! -flies away with her brothers-

END