Mumbo and Sonic

IN

Rescuing a Bear and Bird in Need

:SCENE 1:

Banjo: ooh what a wonderful place i am at! i'm glad i live here now!

(Grunty pops out of nowhere)

Grunty: Banjo! i will kidnap you and Kazooie for no apparent reason!

Banjo: is it because i smell like yogurt!

Grunty: oh, so that's where that smell is coming from.

(both are quiet for a long while)

Banjo: ok i dont have all day grunty, so get on with the kidnapping!

Grunty: oh, sorry i was thinking about cardboard.

Banjo: ok...

Grunty: ok then lets be going now!

(Grunty puts Banjo in a ziploc and walks away)

Banjo: oh god no! god no! someone help me! help me now! aughhhh!

:SCENE 2:

(Mumbo is playing in a tissue box)

Mumbo: batten down the hatchets! fire missile pod #2! get down to your battle stations move it! move It! move it! (mumbo makes gun noises)

(Sonic enters the scene)

Sonic: uhhh... Mumbo?

(Mumbo still makes gun noises)

Sonic: MUMBO?

(Mumbo still makes gun noises)

Sonic: MUMBO!!

Mumbo: huh who what?

Sonic: were you just playing with that tissue box?

Mumbo: um. of course not! that would be stupid! heh heh heh... heh... (clears throat)

Mumbo: soooo... what's new?

Sonic: well, i heard that a new guy came to town last night, and was kidnapped by Grunty!

Mumbo: who told you that?

Sonic: that guy over there.

(picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Arnold: hey Sonic!

(back to Mumbo and Sonic)

Sonic: hey Arnold!

Mumbo: oooh, i hate that Grunty! she smells like cabbage!

Sonic: i like cabbage.

Mumbo: well i hate it!

Sonic: ...i like cabbage

Mumbo: enough with the cabbage! Now, i have this strange feeling in my stomach that tells me we should save this new guy!

Sonic: what does it feel like?

Mumbo: it feels like i just ate colliflower. now, let's go save the new guy from the evil clutches of GRUNTY!!

(both are quiet)

Sonic: i like colliflower.

Mumbo: oh god.

(Mumbo walks away and Sonic follows)

:SCENE 3:

(banjo is in the ziploc)

Grunty: hahaha! Banjo you can never Escape!

Banjo: What kind of evil force did you use to capture me?

Grunty: i call it... ZIPLOC!! MWAHAHA!

Banjo: WHAT THE HECK?!

Banjo: well it sure is working!

Grunty: Of course it is! i designed it myself!

Banjo: i don't believe that!

Grunty: ok... i got it at Wal-Mart.

Banjo: That's better, see how good it is to let the truth out?

Grunty: Yah... I guess...

:SCENE 4:

(Mumbo and Sonic are walking)

Narrator: So Mumbo and Sonic Walked a long distance to save the newcomer! They travelled through couches! Beds! and kitchen sinks! and they

were also attacked by an evil

pair of TONGS!! They travelled for 5 months until they got to GRUNTY'S LAIR!

Mumbo: Hey Narrator Dude! It's been 15 minutes, not 5 months!

Narrator: oh... sorry.

(Mumbo and Sonic proceed walking)

Sonic: I like Cabbage!

Mumbo: SHUT UP!

:SCENE 5:

(Mumbo and Sonic enter Grunty's Lair)

Mumbo: AHA! GRUNTY! LET BANJO... since when are you purple?

Grunty: Since I got the flu.

Mumbo: Oh...

Sonic: Grunty! You smell like cabbage, and i like cabbage!

Grunty: Well i hate cabbage.

Sonic: My heart is broken!

Mumbo: Well Grunty, me and Sonic will kick your stinky cabbage smelling butt to Wisconsin!

Grunty: Where the heck is that?

Mumbo: I have no idea, I heard it on the DISCOVERY CHANNEL!

Grunty: Ok, well have fun trying to do that, because I have the power of a book on Canadian History on my side, and it is VERY EDUCATIONAL!

Mumbo and Sonic: NOOOOOO!!

(Mumbo gets squished by the book)

Sonic: Mumbo? MUMBO?

Sonic: MUMBOOOOOO!!

(says dramatically)

Sonic: Grunty... you squished my friend... you gave Banjo your flu...

(camera turns to Banjo)

Banjo: ACHOO!

(Camrea turns back to Sonic)

Sonic: Now... I WILL, DESTROY YOU, AUGHHHHH!!

(Sonic charges at Grunty)

:Scene 6:

(Sonic is in a Ziploc)

Sonic: Crap I Suck.

(Mumbo breaks free)

Mumbo: Grunty! WE WILL HAVE A BATTLE TO THE DEATH!

Grunty: Death seems a bit harsh... why not severely injured?

Mumbo: Because I'd like to see you die, and the director has no future plans for you.

Grunty: ...that hurt...

Mumbo: I'm very sorry... BUT NOW, WE FIGHT!!

Grunty: OK, fine with me!

(Mumbo and Grunty both stand spread apart from each other)

(The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly Theme is on)

Mumbo: This is it...

Grunty: Yah...

Mumbo: A matter between life, and death...

Grunty: And ketchup...

Mumbo: And kethcup? What?

(Grunty pulls out a bottle of ketchup and chucks it at Mumbo)

Mumbo: NOOO!!

(Mumbo dodges the ketchup bottle in slow motion)

(MATRIX SONG)

(Done Matrix Mode)

Mumbo: YOU MISSED!

Grunty: I wasn't aiming for you!

Mumbo: Wuh?

Grunty: Look behind you!

(The ketchup bottle is squirting ketchup on a sandwhich)

Mumbo: Oh, well that is wierd.

Sonic: Of course it is! No one's holding the bottle! And Bologna tastes AWFUL with ketchup!

Grunty: That's your opinion, not mine!

Mumbo: Well my opinion is that YOU DIE NOW!

(Mumbo runs up to Grunty and zaps her)

Grunty: NO! NO... I'M MELTING I'M MELTING! OH DEAR GOD I'M MELTING... MELTING!

Mumbo: Well Grunty, You Shouldn't of-

Grunty: MELTING!! MELTING!!

Mumbo: Ok Grunty... you shouldn't of--

Grunty: MELTING!! MELTING!!

Mumbo: You--

Grunty: MELTING!

Mumbo: Uh--

Grunty: MELTING!!

Mumbo: OH I GIVE UP!

(Grunty disappears)

Sonic: Yay! Me and Banjo are FREE!

Banjo: GUH-HUH! That is true! Now let's celebrate Grunty's DEATH! WOOT!

(Everyone Dances while the song, "Ding Dong The Witch is Dead" plays)

:THE END:

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