|Sasuke's Plan For World Domination
Author: hey.rainbow.city PM
Pickup lines never worked. Too bad he always had to learn the hard way. “My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.” BAM!Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11-20-07 - Published: 10-27-07 - id: 3859040
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Sasuke's Plan For World Domination: Chapter 1
srry, this story just came 2 me, n i thought it might be pretty funny. this sorta came out weird though...
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto :(
"MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! MWA-HA-HA-HA-haaa," The evil laughter suddenly turned to a violent coughing fit.
Sasuke sat back up and sighed. His dejected face soon turned into a smirk as he saw a group of girls coming his way. 'My evil laugh can wait 'til later. Right now I can work on getting the future queen of the world.'
And with that he walked up to the group of girls and put his hand up in front of him, yelling out, "STOP!" He thought he looked quite cool like that, but in fact he just looked like a total idiot.
"Yes Sasuke?" Sakura asked. She put his hand down. "Do you need something?"
Sasuke smirked. "Yes Sakura. I do. I need to know something very important." He put his hand down and struck a pose. A rose background seemed to appear behind him. The kunoichis sweatdropped.
"Don't walk into that building." He pointed at the outhouse. "The sprinklers might go off." He winked at her.
The girls behind her (who were Ino and Tenten) burst into laughter at his horrible attempt at a pick-up line. But Sakura, being the oblivious girl that she is, had no idea what he was talking about.
"The outhouse? Why would the outhouse have sprinklers?"
His jaw dropped all the way to the ground and his eyes became huge white circles. But then he immediately regained his cool. For Uchiha Sasuke is always cool. "Oh Sakura, how funny of you." He started laughing hysterically and then slapped his knee.
The three girls just stared at him.
His laughter subsided and he looked at her seriously. "Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Noble Pizza Prize?"
"Noble Pizza Prize?" She laughed. "Don't you mean the Nobel Peace Prize? Sasuke, how could YOU have won that? Extra emphasis on you."
His right eye twitched. "I'll have you know, I can win that prize, whatever it's called!"
Sakura smiled. "So what did you need to know?"
He puffed up his chest and put one hand on his hip while he put the other up in a straight line. He almost resembled a superhero in some strange, weird way. "Did you just fart, because you blew me away!" He fell over.
While Ino and Tenten continued to laugh, Sakura looked indignant. "Excuse me? What did you say?"
Sasuke smirked, thinking he had her caught. "You heard me baby. Good news, the test results are negative!"
"Uh," He started to get the fact that the pick-up lines weren't working. "If you were a booger, I would pick you first!"
"Are you comparing me to a booger?" There was a vein on her forehead.
"Uh, no? Ummmm. I'm invisible."
"Really now." She crossed her arms.
"Can you see me?
"How about tomorrow night?"
She glared at him. Oh how he wished she was still in love with him. It would make his life so much easier.
His face brightened. 'Oh, this oughta work!'He sauntered up to her and grabbed her butt. "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"
Next thing he knew he was lying on the ground with stars in his eyes. He immediately sat back up to see the three girls walking away.
"Hey! You forgot something!"
They turned around. "What?!"
"Me!"Sakura glared and she turned around with the two giggling girls behind her.
Sasuke laid back down on the grass. Okay, his plan for wooing Sakura clearly wasn't working. He'll get back to that later. Maybe he'll try the second thing. Onto Plan B: World Domination. No wait, that was Plan C. Plan B was evil laughter.
He pointed at all the people and started laughing hysterically once again. "Just you wait and see, I will soon rule the world! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-haaa," He started coughing again.
"Look mommy! A bum!" A little kid pointed at him.
Sasuke glared back.
The mother pulled the little kid along. "Don't look at the weird person, honey. Just keep walking."
"Hey! I'm perfectly normal!" The words fell upon deaf ears. "Okay then," He pulled out a book, How To Rule The World, from out of nowhere.
"What's next?" He licked his finger a flipped a few pages. "Ah, Step 2. Find a cool costume that everyone will be jealous of." He smirked. "That, I can do. Not that I can't do anything else. Although, I do look quite stunning in my outfit right now…. Hmm…. Okay, off to How To Rule The World Superstore (A/N that's just something I made up)!"
He ran off into a random direction. 'Is this the right way? Who cares? Some girl will fall for my charms and show me the right way, yes.' He smirked and continued running.
so, again, i don't think this is 2 good. but i want ur opinion. R&R plz!! i have cookies:D