Think You’re a Big Man 1.5 (Time to Play the Game)
By: Kat Hamilton
Based on the original “Think You’re a Big Man”
Written with Erica

Disclaimer: This means that I’m telling you I don’t own anybody in this story. That is minus Rachel Frost and her children.
Authors note: This is a “what if” scenario to the original story. What if Shawn was the one who got changed back and not Hunter? This starts at what would be chapter 11 for the story. So If you haven’t read “Think You’re a Big Man?” and you want to read this… Just read up to chapter 10 to get yourself up to speed.
Authors excuse: As for those sequels… I’m sorry! I dried up on the ideas, I had no idea where I was really going on either of them! I’m sorry!

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Vince sat on his private jet and looked at his watch. Edge, Randy Orton, Lita and Candice were seated in the back chatting quietly. It was almost noon and Hunter wasn’t there yet. He was sure that dangling gold in front the Game’s face would have her dancing like a good little monkey but maybe something had changed in her. After all at one point Hunter and Shawn had been best friends, practically inseparateable. He had closed his eyes thinking about taking a little nap before takeoff in an hour. Then Vince heard a loud thud in front of him and saw the bruised and bloody body of Triple H. Vince looked up and saw Shawn Michaels standing there with an evil smile on her face.

“Vince, we need to talk.” She sat across from him and lounged in the seat. The torn clothes and scratch marks all over her told Vince that it’d been a hell of a fight but obviously from the looks of things Shawn had won. “You see, my pal here tried to pull a fast one on me. She said that you’d agree to turn her back AND make sure that she got the title around her waste again, IF she brought me to you.”

Edge and Randy both looked nervous. Vince decided that even though this wasn’t exactly how the plan was supposed to go it was good enough for him. “Okay Shawn, I’m definitely listening.”

“I think I deserve a title way more than Hunter does. You can do with her what you like, she was obviously gonna turn on me and serve me up to you. I just beat her to the punch.” Shawn nudged Hunter with her foot and looked at Vince. “What do you say Vince? Make me your champion and do what you want with her.”

Vince smiled and held out his hand for Shawn to shake. “It’s a deal. Candice get over here and change Shawn back.”

Candice managed to get off of Randy’s lap and sauntered over to Shawn. “Stand up.” She did as she was told and the Diva took out her wand. “I’ll be gentler this time.” She waved the wand over Shawn’s head and when the shower of light and sparks disappeared, there stood a MALE Heartbreak Kid. He was without the scratched and his clothes were fixed as well.

Shawn looked himself over and felt to make sure everything was the way it was supposed to be. “I’m happily married but-“ He grabbed Candice by the arms and pulled her into a kiss. He pulled out of it and threw his arms around her in a death squeeze. “THANK YOU!”

“You’re welcome!”

Edge bounded up from the back of the plane. “I get first dibs on Trips.” He leaned down next to Hunter and licked his lips.

Lita was not amused. “Okay first you want to fuck Shawn now Hunter?” She got up from her seat and grabbed her bags. “To hell with this Edge! You’re a sick man and we’re over!”

Edge looked up and panicked. “Wait Lita!” He got up and ran off after her almost falling down the steps of the plane in the process.

Randy grinned. “Does this means I get first dibs now?”

Candice shook her head. “I think Vince does.”

Shawn looked a little disgusted and confused. “First dibs on what?”

“Who’s gonna fuck Triple H first?” Randy finally got up from his seat. “Since Edge is dealing with Lita I get Hunter first.”

Vince stepped in front of Randy. “I think we should let Shawn have Hunter first.”

“Uh… Vince I’m married. Plus she used to be a he.” Shawn backed away from the group a little bit.

Vince chuckled softly. “Don’t worry about it Shawn. You see I’m going to have Candice erase Hunter’s memory of ever being Triple H. And I figure what better way to give Triple H one final emotional and mental blow than to have her former best friend take advantage of her while she’s down?”

While everyone awaited to hear what Shawn said next, Candice happen to look down at Hunter who her eyes and looked around before looking right at her and shutting them again. “WAIT A MINUTE!”

Shawn delivered a hell of a superkick to Randy, while Hunter sat up and gave Vince a low blow. “Now sweetie, give Shawny the wand.”

Candice backed up towards the exit and screamed, “EDGE GET IN HERE!”

Shawn dove for her, knocking her to ground and grabbed the wand. “Tell me how this works now!”

Candice tried to get away from him. “You just think about what you want to do and it happens that’s all I know but-“

“WHAT THE HELL?” Edge took steps forward but Shawn pointed to wand at him and sparks flew from it. Edge fell to the ground like a ton of bricks.

Hunter helped Shawn to his feet. “Hurry up and change me back!”

Shawn pointed the wand at Hunter. Nothing happened. “I don’t get it! It’s not working!”

“Hit me with it!” He did as Hunter told him all it did was hurt. “OW! WHAT THE FUCK?”

“Sorry!”

Candice could only laugh and kicked Shawn right in the manhood from behind. Shawn went to his knees. “You moron! You should’ve let me finish! I’m the only one who can change Hunter back. And whatever you did to Edge, you’re the only one who can change him back. That’s how it works.” She tried to grab the wand but Shawn held on tight. “Let go.”

“NO!”

Candice put her foot onto Shawn’s back to tug. “I said let go!”

“Suck it bitch!” And then there was a snapping sound and a bright light. Shawn held the bottom half of the wand in his hand. “Shit.”

Candice was holding the star in her hand. “YOU BROKE IT!” She began beating on Shawn who dropped the other half of the wand in the process

Hunter got up and pulled Shawn to his feet. “Come on let’s get the hell outta here!” They made a mad dash for the front of the plane. When they were almost to the front of the plane a hand reached up and grabbed Shawn’s leg.

“What the hell did you do to me?” Edge looked up, face devoid of facial hair, features more feminine.

Hunter stepped on Edge’s hand caused her to scream in pain. “Let’s go!” They practically jumped off the steps and ran like hell out of the hangar housing the private jet.

Shawn stopped to catch his breath as Hunter continued on. “Hunter wait up!”

She stopped and turned around and waited for him to catch up. “What’s wrong?”

“I broke it.”

“What?”

“I broke the wand.”

Hunter seemed to be in shock. “You broke the wand?” After a few minutes the shock on her face went away. “It’s okay, Candice obviously loves that stupid piece of plastic. She’ll probably get it fixed.” She started to walk away towards the exit of the airport. “Come on, let’s catch a cab back to the hotel.”

Shawn came up to her and put an arm around her shoulder. “You sure you’re okay?”

“Yeah positive.”

“I didn’t know it could break.”

“Stop worrying about it Shawn.” They rode the whole way back to the hotel in silence. Shawn had tried to talk to her but she just seemed to be ignoring him. When they finally got up to their room, it happened. “God damn it!” Hunter pounded her fist into the door and let out a sob. She composed herself and held back another sob. “I’m sorry.”

“You need to let it all out.”

“No I don’t.”

“Hunter? Shawn?” Ric Flair came jogging down the hallway. “Looks like the plan worked.”

“Half worked.” Shawn moved out of the way so Ric could see Hunter.

“Sorry about that Champ.”

Hunter had managed to wipe the tears out of her eyes before he could see them. “Eh, we’ll come up with another plan. It’s not like all hope is lost or anything.” She slid the key card and opened the door. “I’ll be in the room.” She slammed the door hard behind her.

Ric noted that Hunter did seem upset. “She’s taking this hard isn’t she?”

Shawn shrugged, “I’ve been trying to talk to her, she won’t talk back. I think she’s mad at me.”

“Why?”

“I tried to get the wand away from Candice…” Shawn looked at the floor and the toe of his boot into the carpet. “And I kinda broke it.”

Ric’s eyes went wide. “You broke Candice’s wand?”

“We were in a tug of war…” Shawn made a snapping motion with his hands. “And SNAP!”

“You think she’ll get a new one or get it fixed?”

“I think she’ll have to.” Shawn looked Ric right in the eye with a mischievous grin on his face. “Because right before that I used the wand on Edge, let’s see how she likes it being eye candy for the locker room.”

Ric started laughing. “Does anyone else know about this?”

“Nope.”

“I need to tell the entire locker room excuse me.” Ric started to walk away. “Unless you don’t want me to.”

“Oh no, go right ahead. Tell everyone you can find.” Shawn chuckled as he opened the door to his room. He quietly shut the door behind him and saw Hunter passed out on the bed. He pulled out his cell phone and stepped out onto the balcony. Time to tell Rebecca the semi-good news.

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“I can’t believe you broke the wand!” Edge was holding her hand and glaring at the Diva. “You have to get that thing fixed. I can’t be a woman! I’m the Rater R Superstar!”

Candice held the broken stick in her hand. “Well, it’ll take at least a month to get it fixed. I have to send it back to the woman who made it for me.” She cradled the wand like a baby. “I loved this wand. It was so pretty.”

“This has honestly been the greatest day of my life.” Edge said sarcastically as she paced the room. “Lita leaves me, I don’t get Shawn Michaels or Triple H, and now I’ve just been added to the Women’s Division.”

Vince just cleared his throat. “You’ll still be wrestling for the Tag Titles this Monday against Flair and Piper. You’ll be the second woman to hold the WWE Tag Team championship.” He was sipping on a glass of scotch writhing in semi-agony over the fact that one of his top superstars had been changed into a woman. They were already halfway across the Atlantic Ocean on their way to England.

Lita had never made it back onto the plane and this had made Edge even more furious than what Shawn had done to her. “That fucking bitch. I can’t believe she just up and left.”

“Just calm down and get ready to take the belts off of those two old geezers.” Randy had pulled a pouting Candice into his lap.

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Shawn closed the balcony door behind him. Rebecca had been estatic that he had gotten changed back thought she seemed to feel bad for Hunter who was still a woman. Hunter… This was probably going to be a problem, she was obviously upset about her situation and she didn’t want to show it. Part of him didn’t want to wake her but he was starving and lunch sounded great at the moment. “Hey Hunt.”

She grunted something and snuggled back into her pillow.

“Come on Hunter, I’m starving! Let’s go get somethin’ to eat!”

“Fuck off Shawn!”

“I was gonna be nice about this but…” Shawn crawled up onto the bed and straddled Hunter’s back, then he put her in the Camel Clutch.

“GOD DAMN IT SHAWN!”

“Come on!”

“LET ME GO!”

Shawn did as he was told and climbed off the bed. “That woke you up!”

Hunter turned over and glared at him. “You asshole.”

“You might wanna get cleaned up a little bit.” He pointed to the make-up all over her face. “Looks like someone beat the crap out of ya.”

“You just tried to!” Hunter got up and picked some clothes out of her suitcase and got into the shower. “Stupid idiot…” She continued grumbling under her breath throughout her entire shower. When got dressed in jeans and a polo shirt she got out of the bathroom and looked around for her hair brush. That’s when Shawn came around the corner from the closet. He’d changed from the jeans and t-shirt into a black dress pants and a dark blue dress shirt. “Uh- I- Uh-“ Hunter shook her head and blinked a few times. “Have you seen my hair brush?”

“Over there by your bed.” Shawn fiddled with the buttons on his shirt. He’d left it untucked and left the top few buttons opened. “Where you wanna eat?”

“Anywhere’s fine with me.”

Shawn picked up his wallet. “I think there’s an Applebee’s a block or two away from here. We can walk. That’s sound cool?” Hunter just nodded. “Great! You almost ready?”

Hunter put her hair up in a pony tail. “Yeah.”

Shawn opened the door. “Let’s go.”

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Vince was on the phone with Paul Heyman as he was in a limo in route to his swanky London hotel. "Yeah Heyman I've got an offer for you."

Edge continued to pout and and cuss about Lita leaving her the way she did. Her arms were folded over her breasts which she was still trying to get used to. They looked like they were about ready to bust out of her tight grey t-shirt. "Fuckin' bitch... When I get my hands on her... She'll be sorry she ever left me..."

"Is someone PMSing?" Randy teased.

"You'll find out when my foot meets your balls."

"Be quiet you two." Vince had a huge sneer on his face. "Yeah. I want her on ECW. She's become too much of problem. I know she won't take it well. You think she would though. I'll let her know Monday night when I see her. Thank you Paul. Goodbye." He hung up his phone and the sneer changed to an evil grin. "I've taken one element out of the DX equation."

"Who?" Candice was still moping over her broken magic wand.

"Rachel Van Dam."

Randy's slight smile dropped. "You sent Rachel to ECW?"

"That's right."

"I feel sorry for the ECW locker room with both Rob and Rachel over there." Edge snorted.

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“Not hungry?” Shawn noted that Hunter hadn’t even touched her steak since she got it five minutes ago.

“I am, I just need to work up my appetite right now.” Hunter was busy playing with the baked potato on her plate. She took a swig of the beer she’d ordered.

“If want to talk about-“

“I don’t really feel like talking right now Shawn. I can deal with it. I’m still a woman. So what? Mickie left me. So what?”

Shawn was looking past her. “So Mickie’s about to sit five booths away from us with her new boyfriend.” He shoveled some of his food into his mouth.

Hunter turned around and sure enough there was Mickie with Carlito. “Fuck. You gotta be kiddin’ me.”

Mickie had seen Hunter and Shawn and her eyes went wide. She talked to Carlito for a second before walking over. “Shawn, you’re back to normal.”

“But not Hunter.”

“I see that.” She looked at Hunter and then back at her booth. “Hunter, we need to talk.”

"What's there to talk about?" Hunter took a huge drink of her beer. "We've obviously broken up. I'm still hung up on a woman I have a snowballs chance in hell of ever being with again and you found another man. I'm sorry I drove you away pining over an ex. Besides we only dated for a couple of months anyway." She felt a stinging sensation in his eyes. She wasn't going to cry. "Excuse me." Hunter got up from the table and pushed past Mickie. On the way to the rest room she bumped into John Cena. “Outta my fuckin’ way Eminem.”

Shawn looked at Mickie and pointed to Hunter’s plate. “You like steak?” John walked past. “Hey John.”

The WWE Champion looked stunned to see Shawn back to normal. “Shawn? What are you doing here? Why are you a guy again?”

“Me and Hunter played a little trick on Vince.” Shawn chuckled to himself. Then John just walked away. “That was kinda weird.”

Meanwhile Hunter had burst into the women’s room. She took a few deep breaths and splashed some water on her face. “Calm down Hunter. Calm down!” A few tears escaped her eyes and she wiped them away. She kept telling herself to calm down. The problem was the more she tried to calm down the harder it got to actually do so. “Fuck! Stop cryin’!” She punched the paper towel dispenser.

Then Mickie came in the bathroom. “Hunter?”

Hunter made a quick dash for a stall and locked the door and leaned with her back against it. “What?”

“Come out of there so we can talk.”

“I can hear you just fine. Start talkin’.”

Mickie paced out in front of the stall for a couple of minutes before she spoke. “Listen I was in shock when you told me you were still in love with your ex. Carlito became my shoulder to cry on. One thing lead to another and now we’re together. I’m sorry Hunter.”

Hunter slid down the door a little bit. “I’m sorry I was still hung up on her.” She took a deep breath. "Mickie... I'm... happy... for you."

"Are you really?"

Hunter turned around and unlocked the door. “Yes, I am.” She opened the door and gave Mickie a hug. “We should probably get back out there huh?”

“Yeah.” Mickie walked Hunter back to the table.

“You seem to be in a slightly better mood.” Shawn was busy playing with his cell phone.

Hunter sat down and started eating. “You think so?”

“Yup.” Shawn held out his cell phone for her. “I got a message from Kevin.”

Hunter took the phone and read the message. "I just finished filming some promos for TNA. I'll be Raw in two weeks."

"Read the next one."

"So will Pac and Scott?!" Hunter looked across the table with a shocked look. "He was gonna try and cheer us up with a little Kliq reunion? I'm touched." The phone started vibrating wildly. "You got it on the fun setting huh?"

"Shut up!" Shawn snatched his phone back and read the message several times over. He looked to see who it was but it was a blocked number. "That's weird. I got a message and the numbers blocked."

"What's it say?"

"See ya soon."