Naruto/Street Fighter Crossover

"SONIC BOOM"

It was the best of times.

It was the worst of times.

Bison had created the ultimate superhuman device out of William F. Guile, US army squadron leader of a new age. And now, armed with two plasma

cannons strapped to his ass and face, Guile was now a machine set to KILL, not stun. Then, one day, he happened to stumble across some ninjas eating

sushi.

Naruto: hey look its guile

Sakashi: WUT

Guile turned around and laid the biggest fartbomb known to man. It killed them both.

Inuyasha survived. "WINDSCAR!"

But the nigga stole his bike, and Guile plowed through Inuyasha like he was tin foil. When the DeLorean came to Goku, he could not believe it was butter and

took Guile to the hyperbolic time party. To them, it was 1999, time to party. Goku could feel a power greater than man, than life itself, so he left Guile on his mission

to seek Dhalsim.

Sasuke, older cousin to Sakashi and Vegeta, sighed. Launch showed up and sneezed, and they blew up.

COME BACK NEXT TIME TO CHAPTER TWO WHERE GUILE FIGHTS DEAN COOK

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