Space Ghost Coast to Coast: Featuring Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker
Author: Denny B.
Rated: PG-13
Genre: Supposedly Humor.
Disclaimer: I don't own Obi-Wan or Anakin, or George Lucas, they all belong... oh well... to George. Space Ghost, Moltar and Zorak belong to Hannah Barbera.

Summary: Based upon Cartoon Network Freakie Talk Show “Space Ghost Coast to Coast” Space Ghost invites Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker to his show.

Archive:Please ask. Through review or e-mail.

Author's Note: This is my first attempt to make a humor fic, so be nice. I chose Space Ghost Coast to Coast, because it usually doesn't make sense, which is perfect for me. Cause I don't know how to make sense, most of the time.

Note: The means there is an explanation on the bottom on the page. Zorak is a huge alien mantis, Moltar... I don't know what he is, but both characters were the bad guys in the Classic Space Ghost of Hannah Barbera.

Dedicated to : P. Mantis, you rock my world. No you don’t.

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Space Ghost Coast to Coast
Featuring: Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker

"Hello, earth kids! I'm Space Ghost, and I have my own show!" Space Ghost grins.

"Oh Christ!" Zorak rolls his eyes.

"I've always wanted to say that!" Space Ghost laughs.

Zorak "Hahahah."

Moltar: "Hahahaah"

Zorak "Hahahahah."

"Okay! That's enough!" Space Ghost get up and points his powerful bracelet at Zorak.

"Hold there!" A voice says as the TV gets down to the chair.

"Who said that?" Space Ghost asks looking around.

"I did!"

Space Ghost looks down at the TV, Obi-Wan Kenobi is waving.

"Oh here are our guests." He sits down. "Please a warm welcome to Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker." Space waves in the air with smile, silence, he looks at Zorak. "Zorak."

"What?"

"I asked for a warm welcome!"

"We don't have an auditorium you idiot!"

"We don't? Moltar? Is that.. right?" Space Ghost looks to the camera hurt.

"Yep."

"Why I don't have an auditorium? This is unacceptable!" Space Ghost gets up and show his muscles. "This is UNACCEPTAAAABLEEEE!"

"Uh... Space Ghost." Zorak says.

"What?"

Zorak blinks his eyes. "You're an idiot."

"Is that all you have to say?"

"Yes."

"You called me to say this?"

"Yes."

"What the Jedi will think of us?"

"Jedi? What Jedi?"

"Well them!" Space Ghost waves at the TV, and we see, Obi-Wan and Anakin waiting patiently.

"If they're Jedi... where are their lightsabers?" he giggles.

"Are you doubting of me?" Space Ghost looks at Zorak with anger, Zorak continus to laugh and Space frowns thinking maybe Zorak has gone crazy, what was fun about that anyways? "Lightsabers, this is a kid show for God sakes!"

"Space Ghost." Moltar calls.

"Yes, Moltar?"

"We'd better get on with this interview, do you know how much they're been paid to do this?"

"Oh yes, sure. Let's go on..." He pauses then looks back at Moltar. "What... do you mean they earn more than me?"

"Of course."

"Damn!" He sat back and gave his guests a bright smile. "So, are you getting enough oxygen?"

"Yes, thank you." Obi-Wan answers.

"So... and this boy at your side was that kid from Phantom Menace right? Ani! Hello Ani!"

"My name is Anakin!" the boy exclaimed. "Ani makes me sound like a little boy."

Space Ghost stares at him. "Uh... uh-huh."

Zorak blinks his eyes. "Brat."

Anakin shifts in his chair and points his finger at Zorak. "What did you say?"

Zorak blinks again. "I said: Brat."

Space Ghost "You said bat?"

Zorak. "No you idiot, I said Brat!"

Anakin. "That's it... I'm gonna."

Obi-Wan puts a hand to the boy's shoulder. "Easy padawan, be mindful of the Force."

"Yes Master."

"So... ummm... padawan is an interesting word huh?" Space Ghost asks casually.

"I think it is." Obi-Wan says.

"So, Ben, can I call you Ben?"

"Sure, you can call me Ben." Obi-Wan shrugs.

"Okay, then you can call me Bob!" Space Ghost laughs at the top of his lungs. He looks back at the Jedi and they look back at him, speechless.

Zorak "Idiot!"

Space Ghost shoots Zorak an angry look, then looks back at the Jedi. "So, do you want to see what my bracelets do?"

"Sure!" Said Anakin.

Space Ghost blasts Zorak. Zorak blinks his eyes while a few ashes from his fried body slips..

"Hahahhahah!" Space Ghost laughs.

"Hahahahah!" Moltar laughs.

"Don't give into the dark side, Space Ghost!" Obi-Wan looks at him disapprovingly.

"The what?"

"The dark side of the Force!"

"Oh boy... what a boring conversation!" Zorak says

Anakin laughs and Obi-Wan shoots him a disapproving look.

"So Anakin... or should I say Darth Vader?" Space Ghost asks him winking with a mischievous grin.

"Darth who?" Anakin shots back.

"Ummm... Space Ghost?" Moltar calls.

"What is it Moltar?"

"The boy doesn't know that ... Episode II is not even out yet."

"Episode II?" Space Ghost hits his cards at the table casually.

"Yes... you know, The Attack Of The Clones." Moltar says.

"The Attack Of The Clones?" Space Ghost open his eyes wide.

"The Attack Of The Clones?" Zorak gasps.

"The Attack Of The Clones?" The Jedi snap in unision.

"What kind of... " Space Ghost laughs. "...lame title that is?"

The Jedi start to laugh together with Space Ghost and Zorak.

Moltar pulls a trigger and the image on his control pannel switches from the studio to George Lucas. "Hi George."

"Moltar... are they laughing at my title?"

"Yes they are."

"Why?"

"Because it's a stupid title, George."

"Hah... boy, don't I know that?" George chuckles. "So you want to have some coffee?"

"Sure." Moltar leaves the control room.

Back at the studio Space Ghost is still laughing, but everyone else has stopped.

Zorak. "Idiot."

Space Ghost turns to Zorak. "Your lines are far too repetitive today, Zorak."

"You're a slimy, fat, disgusting galactic worm!" Zorak elaborates.

Space Ghost turns back to his guest. "So Anakin, how's that Amidala girl doing?"

Anakin blushes. "We're fine, thank you."

"She's hot!!"

"Pedofilian." Zorak mutters.

"Hey, that's my girl you're talking about!"

"Sorry, man! Do you know your daughter is going to wear a killer bikini and be Jabba the Hutt's slave?"

Anakin looks back at him speechless. "My... daughter?"

"Space Ghost, keep you mind here, in the present moment, where it belongs" Obi-Wan said to him.

"Yes, Master." Space Ghost says. "Hey! How did you do that?"

"It's a mind trick you slimy disgusting galactic worm!"Zorak snaps.

"What is a mind trick?" Space Ghost asks.

"It's the influence the Force can have on the weak-minded." Anakin told him.

"Weak-minded?" Space Ghost frowns.

Zorak. "HAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!"

"I am growing very tired of you, Zorak!"

"Bite me!"

Space Ghost blasts him again an turns back to the guests. "So, Ben, great tragedy that of Qui-Gon's huh?"

"Yes, that was a hard part of my life."

"How did you got over it?" Space Ghosts puts an elbow to the table supporting his chin on his hand and hitting the cards on the table with the other hand.

"Well there is a wonderful reassuring program on Coruscant... the It is not my fault that a sith killed my master. I made great friends there."

"Really?"

"No." Obi-Wan said.

"No?"

"No, I lied." the Jedi grins.

"Why?"

"I felt like it."

"Are Jedi allowed to lie?"

"Only for the media." Obi-Wan tells him.

"I see... " Space Ghost turns back at Moltar. "Moltar, could you check his oxygen levels, I'm not sure he's getting enough."

"I'm fine, Space Ghost." Obi-Wan said.

"Moltar?" Space Ghost hits his card on the table. "Moltar?"

We see the control room and Space Ghost on the monitor, but we don't see Moltar.

"Where is he?" Space Ghost asks himself.

"He got out for coffee with George Lucas." Zorak tells him.

"What?" Space Ghost's eyes are wide again.

"Great... George never invited me for coffee." Anakin says disappointedly.

At the Space Ghost studio cafeteria, Moltar and George Lucas sit on a table drinking coffee.

"So, he said 'Of course that's not mine, I'm Jew!'" George finishes his joke.

"My uncle is Jew." Moltar said and took a sip of his coffee.

"What kind of coffee is this?" George says after making a disgusting face.

"My nephew is having a Bar Mitzvah." Moltar continues.

"It seems it was filtered in Jabba's socks!" George looks down at his coffee again.

'I would have been a Jew... but as a villain I can't have any religion." Moltar sighs.

"Waiter!"George calls.

"So ummm... how could Jabba wear socks? He has no feet." Moltar looks at George.

"So could you give us any spoilers on the... uh... hahaha The Attack Of The Clones... hahahahahaahahahahah." Space laughs again.

Zorak. "Hahahaahahahahahaha."

"Sorry, I don't think we can." Anakin said.

"Uh... sure... whatever, I guess I'll have to check the internet for those, then." Space Ghost hits his cards on the table. "I miss Moltar."

Zorak. "Idiot."

"We have to go now, Space Ghost. We still need to go to David Letterman before getting back home." Obi-Wan tells him.

"David... Letterman?" Space Ghost frowns. "You're breaking my heart, Ben."

Zorak. "Hahahahaahaha!"

"Sorry, it wasn't my intention." Obi-Wan tells him.

"You can't go now! I was about to ask you about lightsaber techniques... and and... how long you can hold your breath, what's your favorite color, how many Aretha Franklin albums do you have and and..."

"We can go about our business." Obi-Wan waves his hands in the air.

"You can go about your business." Space Ghost says.

ROLL THE CREDITS.

Zorak: "Idiot!"

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If you don't see anything funny about that line. It will help you if you seen the video about Hayden Christensen on the Star Wars Official Website. This line was part of Anakin's role Screen Test. Now let's go back to our normal program.

You know, that waving thing Jedi do when mind tricking people. And the line is from "A New Hope" Episode IV.

The End.