Hello, well, this is just a short one shot that I and my BF wrote one day, so I don’t take full credit! This was co-authored with ear145 who is awesome and who I luffle! So yup, this is our attempt at humour. Someone’s stolen Greg’s cookies...

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Cookies.

Greg Sanders stormed through the lab. He was livid, he was angry; someone was really going to get it tonight!

He marched into the break room, where Sara and Nick were sipping coffee and discussing their latest case,

“Alright!” Greg yelled, “WHO ATE MY COOKIES!”

“Pardon?” Sara blinked a look of confusion on her face as she stared at Greg, “Have you had your nightly dose of coffee Greg?”

“No!” Greg yelled, “I don’t drink coffee without having cookies as well!”

Sara blinked again, “Since when?” she asked, not remembering ever seeing Greg eat cookies.

“Since forever!” Greg yelled, throwing his hands in the air as if it was obvious.

Sara sighed, “I’m sorry I don’t know who took your cookies.”

Greg glared at her, “Oh sure, admit it! You ate them!” he yelled, his finger pointed at her.

“Prove it!” Sara retorted.

Greg glared at her, “I’ll prove it! I swear on my cookies that I’ll prove that you ate them!”

Nick rolled his eyes, now they’d fight for this for days.

Greg suddenly turned to Nick, who was trying to escape through the door, “Did you steal my cookies?”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” Nick muttered with a shake of his head.

Greg glared at him both, “Mark my words, I will find who stole my precious cookies!”

Greg blinked, hang on – hadn’t he said that before. Whoa, déjà vu. No put off however, he glared at Nick and Sara again and left the room... well... He tried to leave the room, he was so determined he forgot to open the door and walked into it...

Sara tried not to laugh as Greg salvaged some pride by “pretending” to walk into the door on “purpose”. He glared at them again before stalking the hallways of the lab.

Greg spotted Catherine walking towards him and decided to “interrogate” her next,

“So...” He started.

“So...?” Cath replied, her eyebrows raised, “yes?”

“Did you steal my cookies – touch my cookies – tamper with them or help Sara steal them?” Greg asked all in one breathe.

Catherine blinked, utterly confused, “No,” she said.

Greg nodded, “Right, I’m convinced, you’re free to go,” he crossed her name of a list, ignoring the stare he was getting from her.

Onto the next suspect!

Warrick was just about to leave for the night when Greg caught up to him in the locker room, “I have one question for you.”

Warrick spun around in shock at the sound of Greg’s voice, “Jez Greg give me a heart attack why don’t you... what?”

Greg was glaring at him, “Did you take my cookies?”

“What?” Warrick blinked, obviously confused.

Greg shook his head, “No – it couldn’t be you – you don’t have the evil inclination for it. ONLY ONE PERSON COULD HAVE COMMITTED THIS HEINOUS CRIME AGAINST SNACK KIND!”

Greg ran back down the corridor, stopping at the trace lab, “I know who it was, it was you!”

Hodges blinked, “What? What are you talking about Sanders?”

“Admit it David!” Greg declared, “You stole my cookies!”

“I did no such thing,” Hodges scoffed, “Where did you get such a ridiculous idea?”

“I know it was you Hodges- admit it – you cookie thief!”

“I did not steal your cookies!”

“Did to!”

“Did not!”

“Did to!”

“Did not!”

“Did to!”

As Greg and Hodges argued loudly in the lab, Grissom sat in his office...

... Munching on some delicious cookies!!

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Grissom the cookie thief...Yes, yes, we’re insane! Hope that gave you a chuckle, please review with any comments, Kylie xx