I can’t believe I’m a loser

Goku was running through a snowy village, that’s where his friends Suno, Eighter and now Yamcha and Puar lived.

He didn’t know how long Yamcha had lived in Suno’s village for, he had never told him.

So he ran to Suno’s house and a little red-haired boy opened the door.

“Hi Uncle-Goku, There’s this creepy skin-color changing man in my room” said Roshel, Suno’s son “Can you get him out?”

Goku smiled “That’s just Yamcha”

Goku went to Roshels’s room and saw a familiar body, but the skin color is different.

He looked at the man, it was Yamcha, but his skin is now the same color as Gohan’s.

Goku wondered, why Yamcha’s hair is all stung down like that, he reminded him of Sadako from the ring.

He looked at his friend and smiled “Yamcha, it’s me Goku”

“Goku….?” Asked Yamcha “Go away, Goku this is not a place for Vegeta kissers”

“WHAT!?” Goku closed his eyes and waved his hands at his friend “Are you insane? Vegeta and I never kissed and he’s with…..oh”

Yamcha started to sob, and hold his face in his hands, he didn’t want any mention of of that incident.

“Goku, just leave me alone ok?” said Yamcha “NOW!!”

“But Yamcha….”

“LEAVE ME ALONE!!!” he screamed a Chris Crocker style fashion.

Goku grabbed Yamcha and held him tight, he loved his friends and would never leave them.

“We’re friends, Yamcha” said Goku “and Vegeta and Bulma love you too, even though Vegeta calls you “Scarface” and Bulma worries about the risk you have of endangering Trunks”

“Really?” sniffed Yamcha “Then why did Bulma leave me, for him, did she want to be with Vegeta because he’s not hideous or deformed?”

“You’re not deformed” said Goku “You just have too scars on your face and an anorexic body that’s all, and you’ve only had that scar since your were 21..”

“YEAH, BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT BECOME MONSTERS IN FREAK ACCIDENT’S GOKU!?” screamed Yamcha “DON’T FORGET THE MAN THAT LOST HIS FACE!!”

“Yeah, but at least you don’t have a mouth, an eye and a nose missing like he did” laughed Goku.

“SO!? I’m still a monster!” said Yamcha.

Goku hugged him tighter “They still love you Yamcha, even Vegeta.”

Yamcha murmured “I can’t believe that I’m a loser”

END