Let's try and be friends again

West City Hospital

"Vegeta, It still hurts" screamed Bulma "and it's my third child, I can be used to the pain by now".

"Hold on, Woman" said Vegeta "Soon, we will have a new prince or princess"

Bulma felt another contraction and started to push again, the princess had refused any midwives to give her any advice.

"By the way, Woman, I invited Kakarot" said Vegeta .

"WHAT!" screamed Bulma "You invited him, surely he would leave the hospital on another adventure until the Baby is ten!"

But then that is interrupted by a news bulletin "A 59 yr old woman has been arrested for murder or President Brain Jenkins, the woman is obsessed with out-dated card game Duel Monsters"

"Oh great, HER!" moaned Bulma "She's been on our back since we were 16!"

"Really Woman?" asked Vegeta "Tell me about her"

"She's this obsessed bitch, she's a material girl who uses this now-illegal deck, it wasn't illegal when we met her" said Bulma

"But Son-kun was knocked out by her when she won this card game they were playing, he was out for three days, but then that bitch lost her soul too and Son-kun woke up and unfortunately she woke up too"

"What was her deck like and why is it illegal" asked Vegeta.

"It was this pornographic deck and it had S&M items" said Bulma "She used to be friends with this kid and after she knocked him out he started to HATE JHER"

Bulma pushed even further, but the baby still didn't budge, she was about to give up and perform a caesarian on herself.

When.

"Hey, you guys" said Goku who was with his son, Goten.

"Oh, great" Bulma rolled her eyes.

"How are you, Bulma? I haven't seen you in five years" said Goku.

"Of course you haven't" snarled Bulma "BECAUSE YOU GO MISSING FOR FIVE MORE YEARS AND THEN SHOW UP FOR FIVE SECONDS AND GO MISSING AGAIN!"

"Oh" said Goku "You're really mad at me for going missing aren't you?"

"Or course I am" said Bulma "You go missing every five years, why would I be happy?"

"Sorry, it's just my duty; I have to train my students" said Goku "Even though it does ruin friendships and now it's ruining ours."

"Sorry doesn't cut it, Son-kun…" sighed Bulma "I never see you any more….not in the news getting arrested or a death note in the newspaper…"

"Yeah, I heard about Launch….and Yamcha…" said Goku "Well, I'm here fdor your baby's arrival"

"You weren't here for Trunk's arrival or Bulla's" said Bulma "So why are you here for my third child's?"

"Because I want to see you again" said Goku "and I want to keep our friendship alive Bulma"

"Well, Son-kun, it caused Tenshinhan to go berserk and it ruined 18 and Kuririn's marriage, you going missing" said Bulma "and I'm sick of it, what if they die and you miss their funeral again, I would be very mad at you"

"I'm sorry Bulma, I didn't mean to ruin our friendship" said Goku "But sometimes, I have to train in case a large alien stronger than Buu attacks the earth"

Then the conversation was interrupted by a scream form an angry teenager .

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY CHILD HAS FUCKING THREE ARMS AND TWO HEADS AND HER STOMACH IS SHOWING!" screamed the pissed off woman "I HAVEN'T HAD AGENT ORANGE SPRAYED AT MY FUCKING FACE!"

"No, but you did smoke pot and drink while you were pregnant, and that caused your child's deformities and your only twelve" said the nurse.

"SHUT THE FUCK UUUAARRRGGGP" screamed the bitch as she threw a glass and smashed it on the nurse's face.

"AAAGGGGH, Onii-chan" screamed the nurse and she felt the pain flow trough her head "Onii-chan help me"

She reached out and pressed the alert button "Onii-chan it burns, why did otousan have to smash me like that?"

"Oh, no" cried Goku "At least I didn't smash my friend's faces and Chichi wasn't that pissed when she found out that Gohan had a tail"

"Yeah, that's true" said Bulma "and she wasn't that young either"

Then Bulma gotthe big one and started to push, the baby's head was showing and Goku ran out to get the baby, then the small boy with turquoise hair and a tail was placed into Bulma's arms.

"Congratulations Bulma it's a baby boy" said Goku "and Vegeta gets another prince"

"Thank you Son-kun" said Bulma.

Goku smiled and looked up at Bulma "Hey Bulma can we be friends again?"

THE END