So, I thought this out long ago and decided to write it down. YAY! Sushine is going to ruin lives! And make some better!

Disclaimer: If you think i own Naruto, you are extremely confused. My name is sunshine, not Kishi...

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It was a bright, sunny day in Kohona, perfect for the Naruto characters to film Shippuudon episode 40. Everyone hung around in their respective groups, teams sitting at tables, adults chatting with adults, and perverts hanging around the girl's restroom. Yet, as pleasant was the day, no one could deny the sense that something was going on, whether they would like it or not.

Perhaps the first foreshadowing was the fact that Kishimoto was missing, their beloved... Director and employer? Yeah, let's go with that.

“KISHI-CHAN?? WHERE ARE YOU?!” came the loudest and most earth shattering call from the loudest and most eye shattering ninja with handsome blue eyes and blond hair that made porcupines roll away in fear. This boy was immediately smacked down by his teammate and sister like figure, with bubbly pink hair and captivating green eyes. “NARUTO-BAKA!” she growled as she stepped and leaned over his shriveling form. Once he was quiet an silently begging for mercy, she seated herself once again next to the weird creepy boy with paper skin and abs for the world to see. “Ok, Sai, I know you and Kishi-chan are always fooling around after work, tell me what's going on,” Sakura demanded.

With that said, Naruto began to choke on some ramen that had come out of nowhere and was quickly in his mouth before being coughed up. “NANI?! Sai and Kishi?! GROSSS!!” he exclaimed as soon as his throat was partially clear. Oh, his poor mind! His teammate, who had always been a weirdo creepo, and his BOSS? Call the authorities!

The freaky artist boy merely shrugged. “Have you guys even seen Kishi's di-”

“LALALALALALALAAAA! I'm not listening!” Naruto yelled back as he covered his oh so poor ears with his hands.

“HEY! YOU KIDS SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO SET KAKASHI AND SHIZUNE UP ON A DATE!” came the loud, earsplitting rumble from the one and only Hokage of Kohona. The three youngsters, I mean, Teenagers, looked over to see Tsunade glaring them and from her table, where Kakashi and Shizune were across from her with huge blushes over their faces.

“Ah! Tsunade-sama, there'll be no need to try to set them up today!”

Everyone, including Lee, Neji, Ten Ten, Gai, Shino, Kiba, Hinata (who had been standing by the ramen stand since dawn), Shikamaru, Ino, Choji, and that old guy whose name starts with a J and is a super pervert, looked around for the source of the mysterious voice, yeah, and those sand siblings where there too, minus Gaara, cause he's got a country to run.

“What the.. Hell?” came the quieted yell of everyone's favorite bug boy with the pimping sunglasses

and flipping awesome hoodie.

“Oh! Shino-kun! It's such a pleasure to meet you in person! We should definitely go out to the insect museum later today, they have live rare purple horned smex beetle on display!” came the sugary sweet voice of a blond headed girl, no taller than five foot two inches, along with sparkling lime green eyes.

“Who the hell is that troublesome woman, and what the hell is a smex beetle?” yawned the world's laziest ninja, Kakashi coming in close second, Shikamaru. Immediately, that J dude's ears perked up and he came running over, his old white hair bouncing in the wind that his bulky body was making. “Did some one say SMEX?!” he bellowed. His eyes went wide with hearts as he looked her form up and down, ash her curve became perfectly clear while she was groping, I mean hugging, the life out of Shino.

“Ew! J-DUDE! PEVERT! DIE!” she yelled back at him as she kicked him about thirty feet away into a building. Said pervert could only mutter in reply, “My name's Jiraiya.”

“Yep! That sounds right!,” yelled back some nameless ninja extra. “Somebody find out who the skirt is!” yelled another.

“ASSHOLES!” the girl in question yelled back. Everyone in the room sweat dropped, which caught the girl's attention. “THAT IS SO COOL! I want to try!” she yelled, before squeezing Shino once more, making him turn a bit blue.

“Who is she, again?” someone from behind the crowd that now circled the airless Shino.

“Oh, yeah,” she said as she released Shino, who was finally able to breathe. “So, Kishi's on vacation, so he hired me to keep the episodes going. So, I'm the director, and I get to write the scripts,” she cheered. “So with that, here's the changes,” she said as she pulled a rather large scroll from nowhere.

“First, Kakashi is going to get locked up in a closet with Shizune, and Tsunade's going to go off to the hospital and stuff, so they end up making a couple of Kakashi juniors,” she said with absolute excitement.

“YES!” Tsunade yelled back. “With Shizune on maternity leave, that means sake for Hokage!”

“Second, Sasuke's already hacked off Oro,” cheers were heard throughout the area, “So, he's coming back to work. And, since Sakura's fifteen now, they'll be making out in the forest, and I think sex in two or three years.”

“SAKURA-CHAN! NO!” came cries from Naruto and Lee.

“YES! THE WORLD IS NOT AS CRUEL!!” Sakura cheered.

“GAMBLING!” cheered Tsunade.

“Third, Hinata, we ALL know you love Naruto, so... NARUTO YOU IDOT, GO SMEX HER UP!” the blond shrieked in his ear.

“YES! SMEX FOR MEH!” Hinata screamed.

“NO! Hinata! NOOOO! Your dad will MURDER ME!” Neji yelled as he chased after Hinata, who had ran full speed at Naruto to rape, I mean, hug him.

“And then, Ten Ten gets more screen time,”

“YES!”

“Neji and Ten Ten get to smex up in the forest,”

“HELL YEAH!”

“And Ino and Shikamaru, smex in the flowers!”

“Huh?” they both asked at the same time.

“Yep, in the flowers, at night, after a good long time of cloud watching! Of course, it's not sex, but smex, which is totally different. So, no removal of protective clothing, got it?!” she chirped.

“HA! Now I get to eat more!” Choji said as he danced around.

“So, let's get to filming episode 40, Sasuke arrives tomorrow morning, and I'm your new boss, Sunshine!” she said as she seated herself in a a directors chair and put a beanie on her head.

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