Angry Argument

"FUCK YOU FUCKING CHEAT OF AN ALIEN!" screamed an angry Asian Spanish looking woman, her hair as tied up in a scorpion tail, and she had a face identical to her oldest son who was cowering behind the curtain.

"WELL YEAH, I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH THAT GIRL, SHE'S TELLING A BIG LIE" screamed her husband, who looked like their youngest son, except he was dressed in his typical orange and blue gi.

"WEKLLL YES YOU DID, SHE ADMITTED IT HERSELF" screamed the woman.

"OH YEAH SHE'S A TEENAGER!" screamed the man "TEENAGERS LIE ALL THE TIME!"

Behind the man was a woman, with shiny black hair, a face identical to the wife of the man's best friend and some Saiyan amour, Sailor Fuku crossover outfit.

"Oh Kakarot" said the women behind him "Why don't we do it again!"

The man turned his head around and frowned at the woman.

"You idiot, we never had sex, and my name is GOKU!" screamed the man.

"Oh, but we did, when we were 15 yr old living on Planet Vegeta" said the woman.

"Planet Vegeta was destroyed when I was a couple of days old and I was on earth destroying King Piccolo when I was 15!" yelled Goku at the woman.

The woman blushed and looked down, she didn't know what to do now that she found out that Kakarot wasn't living on Vegeta.

The scorpion tailed woman was shocked, her eyes widened, Goku wasn't lying after all, she could tell by the other woman's expression.

"Yes WE WERE, THIS WITCH AND LORD FRIEZA KIDNAPPED AND TOTURED YOU AND I HAD TOSAVE YOU" said the other woman, blushing and a bit mad.

-"Was Yamcha, Kuririn, Bulma, Launch, Yajarobe, Oolong, Puar, Chiaotzu and Master Roshi there with me?" asked Goku.

"NO, It was just you, your brother and Vegeta how could they be there when they're on earth minding their own business, they're just dumb earth fairies who don't give a shit about you, they think they can go SSJ6 but they can't, because they're just dumb earth-fairies!" ranted the woman.

Goku felt his anger rise over this "Earth Fairy" talk, he's eyes widened and his fist clenched.

"Yes now you know what they really fell about you, Kakarot!" said the woman in a love-sick voice.

"NOT IT'S WHAT YOU FEEL ABOUT THEM!" screamed Goku "You just go there calling them earth faeries and it's not really nice, Mary-sue they are my friends"

Mary-sue's jaw dropped, but then.

"Hi, Goku can you be my martial arts teacher?" said a handsome voice.

"WOW, he's hot" said Mary-sue looking at the man.

The guy, had a face like Bardock's his hair was long and spikey and he was handsome.

"Hi my name is Mary-sue and what's your name" asked Mary-sue.

"My name is Larry-stu." Said the guy "Wanna go out?"

"Sure" said Mary-sue and the two walked off smiling.

"Well that's their happily ever after" smiled Goku relieved that Mary Sue walked off with Larry-Stu.

"Goku, I'm sorry that I doubted you…" said Chichi "and I want to cook you dinner again…."

"No need" said Goku "We can have a dinner date somewhere else"

"Like some restaurant or something…."

"Ok, sure" said Chichi and the two shared a kiss.

THE END.