“Am I too believe that you two are the ones resposible for Miss Narcissa Black and Miss Evans’s Style changes?” McGonagall snapped at Bellatrix and Sirius who had been called to her office when she had found out what had happened.

“No it was the Lupin git.” Bellatrix said not showing the slightest bit of emotion.

“Miss Black, You do not speak like that in my office.” McGonagall yelled.

“Right, sorry, Proffessor” Bella said in such a mocking tone that even Sirius has to credit her nerve.

“Lestrange attacked Lily.” Sirius said.

“We aren’t worrying about mudbloods here Sirius. We are worrying about Narcissa.” Bellatrix snapped.

“Miss Black…..” McGonagall roared.

“Yeah because I can see why the stupid bitch is so much more important than Lily.” Sirius yelled back at Bellatrix very sarcastically.

“Mr Black!” McGonagall tried again.

“Oh, shut up Sirius. Like the mudblood whore even matters.” Bellatrix interrupted again.

“You never!….”

“Oh come on Bellatrix. She could kick your Ass to hell and back.” Sirius said interrupting the teacher again.

“I wonder if you will still be saying that about your whore when I am treading on her dead body.” Bella snapped.

“ENOUGH!” McGonagall said. “So far I have enough evidence to get you both expelled. But letters will be going to your families and you will have detention every Monday for the rest of the year. Am I making myself clear?” She yelled.

“A whole year?”

“Your joking?”

“That’s not fair.”

“It was his fault.”

“It was her fault.”

“DON’T MAKE ME BAN YOU BOTH FROM QUIDDITCH! NOW GET OUTTA OF MY SIGHT!” The teacher yelled.

Sirius and Bella were only too happy to oblige.

McGonagall groaned. Why were the Blacks always so difficult?

“Every Monday….the rest of the year….cleaning the castle….with house elves….and him?” Bellatrix said as if this was possibly the road to hell.

“Yes Miss Bella.” Slughorn said.

Bella just stood their as if she was trying to summon a knife to repeatedly stab her head of the house.

Sirius looked disgusted. “You can’t. This isn’t fair.” He said.

“It’s very fair Mr Sirius.” He said.

“Can I at least clean different areas than him?” Bella asked.

“No. The idea is for you two to work together.” Slughorn announced.

Bella was in shock. Sirius moaned. And they couldn’t help exchange a glace that symbolized how much they hate this punishment.

“Now off you two go. And I will see you at 8 oclock.”

“HE WHAT?!?!?!” Rodolphus roared.

“THAT IS JUST URGHH.” Narcissa screeched.

“YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS?” Rabastan yelled.

“THEY ARE INSANE.” Shannon screamed.

Bellatrix smiled slightly. Her friends were the meaning of the word Dramatic.

“No it’s true. Mcfathead and Slugporn decided we should work together on the destruction of my life.” Bella snarled grumpily.

“Cleaning?” Narcissa asked

“With house elves?” Shannon said looking horrified.

“That’s it.” Bella said defeatedly. “Anyway I better go. Detention calls.” She smiled.

“Are ya happy now Bell?” Sirius snapped as the house elf passed him some socks to fold.

“Yeah Sirius. I am thrilled. Can’t you just look at me and see how happy I am” Bellatrix snapped sarcastically.

“Sarcasm is for dumb people.” Sirius said stupidly.

“Well why aren’t you using it then?” Bella asked.

This was about their 28 argument that night. They couldn’t just leave it be and work.

“Because I have a brain that is bigger than a speck of dust.” Sirius said.

“I guess you’d need it too be to fill that enormous head. How do you even get it through doorways.” Bella snapped giving a house elf a sharp kick out of the way.

“Egos can be useful.” Sirius said indifferently.

“Well you could use yours as a hot air balloon.” Bella said.

“Maybe you could join me with your fatass holding you up.” Sirius snapped.

“Awww Sirius. That’s so sweet. I didn’t know you looked at my ass.” Bella remarked sarcastically.

“Again with the sarcasm.” Sirius said.

“I just don’t want to waste anything good on you.” Bella said.

“Bitch.” Sirius snapped.

Bellatrix shoved him down the stairs.

Sirius slipped down 10 flights of stairs. Bruising every part of his body on the way down. He landed in a painful heap at the bottom.

“Oops my foot must have slipped.” Bella smiled.

“We need to blow her up.” Sirius said rubbing a bruise on his head.

“Sirius we can’t do that.” Said a blonde haired Lily.

“Well maybe not her. Just her potions cauldron.” James said thoughtfully.

“Prongs you are a genius. We can just ask Frank to do it. He’d love that.” Sirius smiled.

“Yeah, of course. We can add some potion to make it blow up.” James smiled.

“If I get black hair as an outcome of your plan. One of you is going to end up dead.” Lily warned.