A/N: Hi! Yes, I am updating now, the day after. I am going to try for every day, every other day until this is finished. Then, I am going to work on Hermione’s Fire whiskey mistake and then after that I am going to create some new stories like Body Switching Marathon. So, enjoy today’s chapter and please review! (it makes me write faster) Any ideas welcome for any stories. And yes, my stories are going to have a tiny bit more swearing and possibly sex but for now at least with this story, no sex. Yet. In the next chapter there will be some I believe, and drunkenness but this is relevant to the story. Hermione discovers who she really is. Sounds strange I know…. Thanks to notwritten for reviewing!

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Chapter Seven

Lydia looked the two with a knowing eye. Each looked puzzled and most of all, soaked. It had been pouring rain all the time and neither had noticed. Severus looked most undignified for a man of his “class” Or, maybe it was ass. Whichever it was, he was soaked. Lydia couldn’t help noticing that he did have a very fine one.

Hermione was mortified. Snape had slipped her a truth potion. And she had swallowed it. And, told him practically everything. She resolved to watch what she drank in the future and to keep a better head about herself. Well, she amended anything from Snape. Bars were still open… Unless he was there.

Severus looked a drowned bat, Kathy thought. She smirked. “I wish that my boyfriend was here to see this”. For some reason, Kathy’s boyfriend thought that that Snape was her dad, although Kathy couldn’t see any resemblance and seriously, who would want to resemble Snape? He also thought that he could never look like a mess. If only he could see Snape now. She snorted.

Severus could’ve hit his head on a brick wall. He almost did but he knew it would look very peculiar to see him doing that. That was for trivial people according to Hermione. She and others thought that he was a robot who didn’t make mistakes or if did, covered them up. He wished.

Kathy’s boyfriend Jake came around the corner of the house, looking around him as if he were part of the mafia. Then he stopped dead in his steps. Snape, the guy who he was convinced was Kathy’s father, or a strange psycho older boyfriend looked like he had drowned. Next to him was the most beautiful girl in what seemed like he had ever seen.

He knew though, that what attracted Kathy to him was not what this girl would be looking for. He had to go to a hairdresser.

Hermione, unknowingly turning Jake Blunts world upside down was speaking. She had spotted Sevvie, she squealed, fake hugging him again. He stared at her with a look that said, You are so dead. She just grinned and continued squealing. Then he finally said, Stop. But then, once she stopped, he got started. “How would you like if I called you, Shavvie and kissed you. She stared at him. You wouldn’t dare, she breathed. “Oh, yes I would”. “Shavvie”. Then he did something that completely confused Hermione, which was a hard thing to do. He kissed her. One burning kiss was all it took to make Hermione Granger tough as nails weak at the knees.

Severus’s mind was spinning. The one thought that made the remotest sense was to get drunk. From the look on Hermione’s face he had taken her by surprise and she was also enjoying it. So was he.

As they broke apart, he smirked, although it was very hard not to kiss her again and said, “see? That’s what happens when you call me that name”. Sarcastically she replied, even though her voice stuttered a little bit. “Y-yeah and it made you so weak with passion you grabbed the first female in the area”.

He smirked. “That’s about right”. And with that he left. He and Hermione shared the same thought. I need a drink.

Lydia stared as Severus Snape came up to her, and asked where the nearest bar was. She replied, “Why do you want to know”? He stared at her like she was the dumbest person on the planet. Yeah, I know she said rolling her eyes But, Why? He answered with, Problems. She sighed. “Here it is probably best if you just buy it at the store, and do different stores if you want a good supply otherwise they will report you to AA and give you a pamphlet etc. He stared. “You’ve done this a lot”? She smiled. “Yes. When I was first divorced I was so depressed I did this all the time. I finally stopped when I knew about Kathy.

He nodded. “Yes, I just want to do this once. You recommend locking yourself in a room or so”? She smirked. “Me and Kathy are leaving for a 2 week vacation that just happens to be in 2 weeks which I believe lands on when we would leave as April Fools. You and Hermione will have the run of the house during that time. Don’t forget if you get particularly naughty, that you are washing my sheets. He blushed. “Don’t Worry about that”. Her eyes sparkled. “Oh yes, I do worry. I’ve seen the attraction between the two of you”. He stared at her and then laughed. “She is about 20 years younger than me. That is sick”. She smiled. “It may be sick as you call it, but I believe Hermione has experiences that are as old as you. She may be older then either her or you may think. Don’t deny it. I denied it and I got stuck with Mr. Psycho Path himself”.

After Severus had left, Hermione came in and asked about the same thing. Lydia gave the same answer. This was going to be very very interesting. Two people drunk in the same house, A very strong attraction. What would happen?