NL: Hello, everyone! I bring to you the remake of one of my first stories ever…Law & Disorder! Starring my OC, Rika! The daughter of Sora from Kingdom Hearts!

Mystery: A funny humor fic of her and her team of cartoon characters to solve mysteries of the city of Crime City! Also, if you’re a reader of NL’s Kingdom Hearts: Link to Life story, be warned – this story WILL contain future spoilers for it! Heck, this dramatis persona has spoilers!

NL: Now, I present – the characters.

Law & Disorder

It’s Called a Dramatis Personae

Heart of Gold Detectives

Rika Itonami – Daughter of Sora and Kairi. Independent young girl who’s always up for a mystery and wants to make her parents proud

Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes) – A darn-fool duck kicked out of the acting business

Porky Pig (Looney Tunes) – Daffy’s st-st-straight-man

Yakko, Wakko & Dot Warner (Animaniacs) – Dot’s cute and Yakko yaks! Wakko packs away all the snacks while Bill Clinton plays the sax! They’re the Animaniacs!

Bender Bending Rodriguez (Futurama) – Bite my shiny, metal ass!

Experiment “Stitch” 626 (Lilo & Stitch) – A WMD

John “JD” Dorian (Scrubs) – The doctor of this company, best friends with Time Zone ; both try to stand up to Janitor, but fail miserably

The Janitor (Scrubs) – The man out to get the doctor, JD, of this company

Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs) – JD’s grudging and sarcastic mentor; has a rivalry with House

Gregory House (House) – A misanthrope doctor. Sounds weird, huh? Has a rivalry with Dr. Cox

Ford Prefect (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy) – Map-man for the company; some thinks he’s actually an alien.

Arthur Dent (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy) – A very confused man who wonders why he’s here

Trisha “Trillian” McMillan (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy) – Arthur Dent’s would-be girlfriend

Zaphod Beeblebrox (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy) – A homeless dude who lives in the company’s building and is running to become mayor of the city

Marvin the Paranoid Android (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy): Paranoid robot with the need to point out the obvious at the last second of a case

Eddie (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy) – The Company’s supercomputer; acts like a happy-go-lucky game show host

Maleficent (Disney’s Sleeping Beauty) – Evil landlord of Rika’s company building

Pete (Disney) – Spy/grunt for Maleficent

Gantu (Lilo & Stitch) – See “Pete”

PJ (Disney): Pete’s bumbling son.

625 (Lilo & Stitch): Gantu’s “assistant”

Team Limit Inc.

No Limit – NL or Limit for short, founder and leader of the detective agency Team Limit Inc.

Mystery – Cousin to NL, sorceress and scientist of the team; likes hurting her cousin

Wolf – Second-in-Command and partner to NL, strategist, emo, master swordsman, likes to tell people his problems

Time Zone – Time for short, driver and tech guy of the team, time traveler, likes making sound effects, often a target of Janitor’s wrath; best friends with JD, both try to stand up to Janitor, but fail miserably

Rukia Kuchiki (Bleach) – NL’s old friend, and NL’s secret crush

Danny Fenton/Phantom (Danny Phantom) – Intern for the company and secret superhero; has a crush on Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee (The Life and Times of Juniper Lee) – Intern for the company and serves a secretary

Ben Tennyson (Ben 10) – A boy with a strange watch who is the donut boy for everyone and has big dreams

Blooregard Q. Kazoo (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends) – Imaginary friend, Ben’s best friend and janitor for the company

Bart Simpson (The Simpsons) – Troublemaker and delivery boy

Garfield the Cat (Garfield) – Pet cat and lover of lasagna

Doctor Zoidberg (Futurama): The doctor of the company – somehow everyone’s still alive

Ajax’s Detectives

Kuro Higure – Life-long friend of Rika’s, son of Riku; leader of the group

Luigi (Mario) – The neglected brother of super-star Mario

Toad (Mario) – The happy-go-lucky partner of the Kuro

Yoshi (Mario) – Always hungry dinosaur

Mokona Modoki (xxxHolic/Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle) – Cute little rabbit-like universe-traveling being

Jay (View Askewniverse) – Stoner and attempting to run against Zaphod for mayor of the city

Silent Bob (View Askewniverse) – A mystic sage of incredible wisdom and power

Kronk (The Emperor’s New Groove) – Funky cook for the company

Kara/Supergirl (DC Comics) – Cousin to Clark Kent and secretly the incredible superheroine

Elliot Reid (Scrubs) – One of the two doctors of the detective group and JD’s secret crush

James Wilson (House) – One of the two doctors of the detective group and House’s supposed only best friend

Freakazoid (Freakazoid!) – Insane superhero that belongs in an asylum and the detective group can’t get rid of him

Sakura Kinomoto (Cardcaptor Sakura) – Sweet young girl with some trippy cards

Penry Pooch/Hong Kong Phooey (Hong Kong Phooey) – Janitor and secret superhero of Kung Fu Mastery

Spot (Hong Kong Phooey) – The cat to Hong Kong’s success

Earthworm Jim (Earthworm Jim) – A worm with a fancy suit

Dexter (Dexter’s Laboratory) – The detective group’s resident scientist and genius

Tom & Jerry (Tom & Jerry) – Two ultimate weapons of disaster

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NL: Well, that’s the characters! Trust me; this is just the basic cast. There are MORE important characters, but I just want to mention the detective agencies.

Mystery: This better be worth all the hype…. Read and Review!