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Author: tinkapjill40
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Reviews: 66 - Published: 11-19-07 - Updated: 02-05-08 - id:3900556

Disclaimer: I don’t own Twilight.

Edited 1-20-08

Bella’s POV:

I woke up in the morning. I was excited, Edward was back from his hunting trip and it was a Saturday.

“Edward?” I said my voice filled with sleep.

“Good morning, my love.” It felt good to hear his voice again. It still pained me when he left.

“Was there anything good to hunt?” I asked.

“Just the usual. Look outside it is snowing,” he said.

“Edward, it snows like every day.”

“But this storm brought a lot of nice snow, Bella,” Edward brought up. “We are having a movie party at my house. Care to join?”

“I would love that,” I said playfully.

“Great, Charley had to work today. He wrote you a note, so get up and get dressed.”

I got dressed and of course he was already in different clothes. I tried to beat him, but of course it is impossible.

We got into his Volvo and drove to his house. All the Cullens except for Carlisle and Esme were standing outside in winter clothes. I got out of the Volvo and started to walk toward where the Cullens were standing. Being my Bella-self I tripped and snow flung on Jasper’s back. He must have thought it was Edward, because he threw a snowball at Edward. Edward ducked and it hit the Volvo and the snow crushed down on my face. The whole Cullen family started to laugh except for Edward who I could tell was trying to hold back his laughter. I rolled up a snowball as quick as my human hands could and threw it, but Jasper quickly dodged it.

“Dang it,” I muttered.

Edward obliviously noticed my shame and quickly built a snowball and hit Jasper with it. Just then Carsile and Esme came out.

“Hey, what is going on?” Carsile asked.

“Just having a little fun with the snow,” Jasper said.

“Well, if you are going to do that lets make it fair. We will divide into teams: Jasper, Emmet, Rosalie, and Esme will be one team. Edward, Alice, Bella, and myself will be another. Now let’s go easy on Bella for a bit to let her see how vampire snowball fights are,” Carsile said.

“No way! Bella would get hurt,” Edward practically yelled.

“Good point. Bella why don’t you just watch,” Carsile said.

“Sounds good, I’m not that good with snow anyway.” I would have argued anyway. I hate that wet stuff.

“Here at least sit down,” Edward said.

“Um, I’d rather stand than sit on that stuff.”

“I don’t think that was what he meant,” Esme said.

“What do you-“

Before I could finish Edward was back and before him was a snow chair with some blankets on it.

“Wow! It looks great!” I said stunned.

“Um, I’d rather sit out with Bella. You know to protect her from stray snowballs,” Esme said.

“Oh right,” The rest of the Cullens said sarcastically.

Esme sat next to me in the huge chair Edward had built.

“Hey, let’s make this interesting,” Jasper said to Edward.

“O.K what do you have in mind?”

“If my team wins you have to wear a tutu for 24 hours.”

“Fine but if my team wins then you have to wear that tutu for 24 hours.”

They shook on it and ran to opposite sides of the yard. Before I knew it both teams had a snow fort made. They were all moving so fast it was hard to see. All I could see is that Edward hit Emmet which made him fall down. Then Rosalie hit Edward in the stomach making him crash into the Volvo. Alice then did a move that knocked everyone down. I couldn’t really see what she did, though Jasper copied the move, but missed Edward. Esme must have been timing it because a timer went off.

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We walked into the house at human speed while Edward’s shoulders were slumped and he reluctantly followed. Carsile, Esme, and I were the only ones who tried to hold back our laughter. It took a while to convince Edward that his team did lose so he did have to wear the tutu.

“Come on everyone, tutu boy” Jasper snickered while putting in the movie we, well the vampires of the family, all agreed to watch. Everybody took their seats. I sat next to Edward on the couch, but I didn’t sit as close as I usually did because of the over-powering tutu.

“So what are we watching?” I asked being the only one who didn't know.

“The Vampire on 31st street,” Carsile answered.

“Oh, this is going to be very interesting,” I said sarcastically.

The movie started and surprisingly, it was kind of creepy. Though, i just used it to cuddle closer to Edward. Occasoinly, i hugged Edward and laid on his tutu. When the movie was over, Alice pulled out a brown box. I instantly recognized the box.

“Holy crow!” I yelled.

“What is wrong?” Edward asked.

“Recognize the box, Bella?” Emmet asked.

“Please………no.”

“Bella, it would make Edward feel better,” Alice said.

“Anything that will embarrass me would make you feel better.” I said frustrated.

“What is going to make me feel better?”

“Oh, like you didn’t read her mind Edward,” I said with a slight edge to my voice.

“Oh, I see,” Edward said excited.

“Edward!” I yelled.

“What love?” he said calm.

“You’re excited?” I said disappointed.

“Bella,” he was still calm.

“What?” I said.

“Must I remind you I’m in a tutu? You could at least let me see what you were like when you were younger.”

“Fine but while you have your fun and games I’m leaving,” I said stubbornly.

“Oh no you’re not. How would you get home?” Edward said triumphantly.

“I’ll hitchhike and if I’m forced to I’ll walk in that snow. I’m determined to get away from you’re taunting.” I said and tried to stomp off.

Edward grabbed my wrist and pulled me onto his lap. Which was not easily done. The tutu was huge and absolutely over powering.

“I knew this would happen. I never even get close to the door.” I murmured.

The Cullen family was laughing before I even finished my sentence. I tucked my head into his chest. I felt a little better, but it was probably because of Jasper.

“What movie are you going to torture me with first?” I asked anxiously.

“How about Birthday Cake Catastrophe?” Jasper asked.

“I think I need to go to the bathroom! I’m hungry too! I have to go feed my cat,” I said franticly.

I jumped off of Edward’s lap and dashed to the door but Edward was at the door in two seconds and herded me back to the couch.

“You don’t even have a cat Bella,” said Edward.

Before I could even stand up the movie was in and playing. Edward pulled me on to his lap and held on to my wrists like a pair of handcuffs.

In the movie me and Renée and some other relatives were around a table with a Birthday cake

in the center. They were singing Happy Birthday. Then when they were done singing Renée said, “Blow out the candles Bella.”

“Ahhhhh! Fire! Run! Run! Rrrrrruuuuuunnnnnn!” I yelled and ran to the kitchen and returned with a pitcher of water. I dumped it on the cake and the fire went out.

“Bella saves the day,” said the over excited little girl.

Then the clip ended and the Cullens cracked up laughing.

“See Bella it wasn’t that bad,” Edward said between laughs.

“Says the boy in a tutu,” Jasper teased.

“Yeah Bella at least we know not to light your candles on your birthday cake,” Emmett said.

“You didn’t even have to go to the emergency room,” Rosalie said laughing.

“Now listen up everyone. Everyone when they were younger had embarrassing moments.” Carsile said in a serious tone.

“Yeah Bella just had a lot more,” Jasper teased.

"Jasper," Esme scolded trying to hold back her laughter.

"Sorry, Bella. It isn't nearly as bad as tutu boy over here," Jasper comforted.

"On;y 21 more hours. Only 21 more hours," Edward kept on repeating to himself

“OK, put in another one!” Alice chirped.

O.K. tell me if I should write more. Please review.



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