Boredomness Rules

A one shot in which you will look in Greg's mind. Just something I had to write, because, well.. I got bored. The bored stuff Greg Sanders could come up with on a bored day at the office.. uhr, Lab...

So yep, it’s about Greg. But you’ll see ‘enough’ of the team also. Grissom is sooo nice at the end.

Thanks Amanda for the beta-ing!

Good luck reading.
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I'm bored...

I can't be more bored...

I really can't get more bored.

There are absolutely no cases. Only Sara, Warrick and Nick have one so I can't hang around or spend fun time joking with Sara or Nick either.

I need to think of something to do, fast. I already finished all the case files I needed to finish.

There's no work for me to do in the lab, all of them lab techs are busy.

Archie Johnson doesn't need my help; he doesn't have much work either but still needs something to work on for the shift.

Just like DNA’s Wendy Simms. She’s working on the DNA for a priority case so she doesn’t have the time to give me something to work on.

Bobby Dawson I can't help. I have no idea how to do so. Not that Bobby minded that, he would rather work relaxed.

And I didn't had to go to Hodges. He would kick me out as soon as I walk in, as me being the person who did a prank on him last week. He obviously didn't like the prank.

'You can only come in if you have results.' as I quote him.

Grissom only told me he was disappointed in me for doing that, while hiding a smile.

Thát was fun. Now I'm still bored.

Maybe I could go listen to some music? Yes, I could do that. And while listening to the music I could have a look in some old case files, not too forget about those!

A little while later.

OK, so now I'm in a lab, listening to 'The Monkies' - 'I'm a believer'. I really have no idea why I'm listening to them at all. Maybe it's the beat. Maybe it’s because this was the only CD Brass had in his office.

Anyways, the music is soft, isn't it? I need to put it a little louder.

The music goes louder.

Ah, that's much better. Now, continue on the files...

A short period later.

Grissom just stormed in.

Obviously my music was too loud and he didn't enjoy me singing, more screaming my lungs out, neither.

A few lab tech's are grinning at me for what I just did.

Weird, the one moment I was reading the old case files and the other moment I was screaming 'When I saw your face, now I'm a believer!'

And now I'm walking towards the break room. Grissom's words still echo-ing through my head; 'I already told you, NO music when it’s thís loud!'

God, he seemed pissed.

So I can't listen to music. That makes the old case files boring, you know? I know they are important but at the moment I can’t concentrate without music. I’m a socialist. I'll have to think of something else.

Let’s go to Grissom after drinking two cups of coffee. Maybe he can help me with thinking of something to do.

After storming, more tripping, in and getting kicked out again.

He was in a conversation with Catherine and obviously didn't liked it that I fell and accidently made a jar with cockroaches fall down causing it to break.

He almost started to shout at me but Catherine made him realize it was not 'him' to shout at me for a little 'stupid' mistake.

So they both kicked me out, 'Go play a video game or something, Greg.' Catherine told me while jumping up a little bit because of the cockroaches on the floor.

It almost looked like if she was trying to do an little rain dance or something in that way. I started to laugh which resulted in her giving me an hit on the arm.

They closed the door behind me and I could hear some little screams and a Grissom saying, 'Come here Peterionus, get in the jar! Divando come back here don't walk upon Catherine’s leg, that’s like committing suicide!' as if they were little children. You could hear an Grissom-auw also.

I know Catherine didn’t seriously meant that I should go play a videogame, but that doesn’t mean I can’t play one. It won’t hurt someone, I guess.

A while later, in the break room…

I went to the locker room and got my DS Lite out of it. I don’t have to many games with me but I did have Resident Evil 4 with me.

I’m playing it now, and I’m telling you those so called zombies… suck. They sure don’t like me, or my character however.

Splash! That’s another one killed. Shot! Another one. Poef. No, that wasn’t another one, that was a chair falling because I accidently kicked too hard around.

Wow, I’m getting pretty good at this!

Archie joins the room, yep step along fellow.

Hey Wendy, how’s everything? Even if you have a sucky day, I still love you. Slime ball.

Nick comes in for a cup of coffee, nice I’d like some coffee too.

So, now Archie and Nick are standing behind me, Wendy is getting me some fresh coffee, Henry sits next to me, even Warrick and Hodges joined me here. All, except for Hodges, cheering for me in hope I kill more zombies.

‘Pretend that they are Ecklie, that should help,’ sure Nick, will do.

I almost finished the game. Almost, I’m close… The atmosphere is killing slowly. Yes! We, or rather I, did it!

Ecklie and Grissom only didn’t like that.

Our little cheering, I mean. Neither did they like our gathering.

‘All of you, get your asses back to work, Sanders you follow me!’ Yep, that’s how I end up in Ecklie’s office.

After Ecklie’s office….

Catherine took my DS Lite away. She’s not sure when she’s going to give it back. But she did say that ‘it’s a nice toy for Lindsey’ so that it could take some time before I ever see it again. I had to give her all my games also!

Ecklie gave me work for after work, what’s the use of that? He needs to think of better stuff… Ghehe, Work for after work.

Grissom could only look pretty pissed at me. I think he tried to hold in. ‘Go… Read or something. Nothing should go wrong then.’ Sure Griss.

After searching the lab for a book…

Ah, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Every time I re-read the title, I almost read ‘Deathly Willows’. That’s scary. A Deathly Catherine, I mean.

I didn’t have my own book with me so I had a long trip through the lab first asking who had something to read for me. Hodges, I guess getting the opportunity to finally keep me quiet, then called me and he gave me this book.

I didn’t even knew he liked to read fantasy books.

After a few short minutes…

‘‘Yes my Lord,’ whispered Bellatrix, and her eyes swam with tears of gratitude again, ’At the first chance!’’

Gosh, that sounds like if Hodges is begging Grissom or Ecklie for something.

‘’ You shall have it,’ said Voldemort. ‘And in your family, so in the world … we shall cut away the canker that infects us until only those of true blood remain …’

Yeah, go kill, that way I have more work to do. Smart move!

After another few short minutes…

Grissom came storming in. He ordered me to hand him over the book. Exactly at the same moment that I yelled ‘Avada Kedavra!’. Voldemort had killed his victim and I couldn’t finish the chapter. Grissom looked pissed at me, grabbed the book, read the cover and again looked at me.

‘Very intelligent, Greg. Too scream sentences out of it, I mean.’ Thanks, Grissom. I find you intelligent too, and I still love you too.

Hodges stood laughing in the door-post. I guess he already knew I would do something like this.

15 minutes later…

I asked if I could check some stuff on the internet. Grissom agreed as he thinks I can’t do anything wrong when I check the internet anyways.

Better not disappoint his thinking.

20 minutes later…

Crap!

Crap, crap, crap!

I think I just shut off the electricity. Don’t even dare too ask how I did thát. Let’s hope Ecklie doesn’t find out I’m the one behind it.

25 minutes later…

Hehe, I think I acted too suspicious. Why, you ask? Oh, I tried to hide myself in the showers at the locker room. Grissom already followed me since he could see the lab I was in for the computer, so he decided to follow me when I sneaked out.

So yep, now I’m in Grissom’s office waiting for what he’s going to do. He still didn’t yell at me, magnificent.

He does look pissed, though. Smile, Grissom, smile, make the world a brighter place and use your smile because you really are scaring me now by looking that way.

Crap, now he’s just staring at me. I can’t stand that, he knows that. ‘Stop it!’

‘Why, Greg?’ he asked, really calm. Scares me even more.

‘Because you’re getting scary with all that staring, especially if it’s this dark and the only light is an flashlight that you ‘accidentally’ keep pointed at your face,’ I respond. I hope there wasn’t a sound of doubt in my voice.

‘Hmm,’ he answers, as if he understands it. Right on. ‘Why did you shut off the electricity, Greg?’

‘Like I did it on purpose, you don’t even want to hear my story?’

‘I know you did it, Greg. I could see you the whole time from here, remember?’ the calm in his voice stays there. He points the flashlight at me now, great.

‘Hey, get that light out of my eyes,’ no respond at all from him. ‘I didn’t do it. I don’t even know how I did it if I actually did it.’

‘Then why did you try to hide, Greg?’ He keeps on calling my name. Grr.

‘Because I think I did it, even if I don’t know how.’ And that’s the truth.

A knock on the door. Grissom sighs. ‘Come in,’ the door opens. Grissom first points his flaslight towards the person in the door. It’s someone with an Asian look. It’s Archie.

‘Grissom,’ he says, as suddenly all the lights jump on again. We all look up at the lights, but also defend our eyes against the sharp light. Man, that hurts. ‘As.. you notice, the electricity is back again.’

‘Did you come over here to tell me that? I could see that myself, Archie,’

‘No, not that.’ Archie looked at me, then towards Grissom again, ‘I just came to tell that the power got off to save all our systems.’

‘Explain?’ Grissom has his normal voice again, yay.

‘Well, Sara got an old computer from the crime scene, and I wanted to only check the hard drive but Sara decided it was better to just plug in the old computer,’ that’s Sara, yep. Always stubborn.

‘Oh,’ Grissom says, as if nothing has ever happened. Curious. ‘Well, Ok. Are all the computers backed up?’

‘Yes, they are. Everything is back to normal.’ Archie answers. Grissom nods, Archie nods back and leaves away, I decide to nod too. Grissom raises his eyebrow towards me.

‘Nothing,’ I grin.

‘Looks like Archie just save your butt. Now, get that same butt out of here before I kick you out,’ he says with a strict voice. I just walk out.

Shift just ended, so I’m going home. Enjoy myself by watching an episode of Star Trek which I saw about 50 times already.

I think the lab is way less boring. Yep, being bored definitely rules.

Sorry for this crappy stuff, lol. And sorry if I spoiled the first chapter of the 7th potter book, but I guessed most of you already read that first chapter.

So, Harry Potter is owned by JK Rowling, before I get my butt sued by someone for using it.

I hope you liked it anyways even if it was a bit OOC or random.

Thanks for reading. Please review, I really WILL give you some nice food after it!

- Andrea / SzmandaEads