Chappie Numero Tres.

Si, mi amigos, estas 'Ain't No Thang'.

This chappie ish in Tobyan's P.O.V. No, just so ya know, the only reason Tobyan and Autum are in here and not all the other six of the Lupin household...is...well...soon to come.

November 15th

I smirked as Leighza gasped and fainted. Mum had told Autum and myself that this would most likely happen. Well, not this exactly, but something quite close. She thought it be another book, buuut, aparently not.

The black-haired boy in the green jumpsuit was babbling on about him being more youthful than Autum, who would smirk, then reply, "I'm sure you are."

Leighza kept stealing glances at the brunette boy, her eyes wide, and her lower lip trembling. Ohdeargod...not the water works...

The carmel-headed girl whimpered loudly before letting out a banshie-like shriek, "What's happened?"

Autum automtically swarmed her nest friend, her arms outstrechted like a flying-squirelle. "Leigh! Didn't your mum tell you about this?!"

"Y-Y-Yes! B-But, it's n-hot th-huh sa-hame!"

I rolled my eyes and looked over again at the black-haired boy. He wasn't so bad looking. If I relaxed my eyes, his eye-brows ran into his hair and --

"...ninjas!"

I blinked and looked over at my sister, who was giving Leighza a supporting look, and dragging her over to the pink-haired girl, who was bickering with the girl with the buns. "Where do we sign up for our headbands?"

Headbands? Wha...

The girl, Sakura, I knew, was staring at my sister as though she were crazy. "Iruka-Sensei, of course."

Of course. "Autum, what are you planning?"

The black-haired girl shrugged, then smiled. "Well, I've always wanted to be a ninja."

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"Come on out, Autum! It can't be that bad!" Called out Leighza, laughoing already from the outfits that the Sakura girl had put her friend in. Naruto, the loud blond boy in the prange jumpsuit, was huffinf at a raven-haired boy, mummbling about being stronger than him. The raven, Sasuke, was rolling his eyes and stelling him that he was an idiot and needed to shut up.

Autum walked out in a dress that went to her knees. It was green with an orange star and a red lightening bolt going through it. The dress was tight around her chest, but got looser as it got lower. Her black hair was pulled back into two low braids, a green stripe down the center of each.

Leighza cocked her head to the side. Her gazed flicked to Sakura, "Is the dress supposed to fit her like that?"

She shook her head. "No."

I galred at her. "Better get a bigger sixe then, eh?" No one would be permitted to dress my sister as a slut.

"Other than that though?"

Leighza nodded. "It's wonderful."

I grudgingly nodded along with her. The outfit did fit my sister's personality. How she could blend in so easily with her surroundings, never standing out when she didn't want to.

Sakura looked at Leighza, contemplating on wether her hair should be up or down. I could tell that Leigh wouldn't have cared wither way, that all she wanted was to be at home with her precious school books. "Down," The pink-haired girl said desisivly. "Definatly down. Did you know that you have extremely large ears?"

Leighza blushed, and Sasuke, who'd been working on silencing Naruto, muttered, "Yuo're a vile little pink thing aren't you?" (1)

The three newcomers held back laughs. Well, the iglrs did, Toby smirked and rolled his eyes. His voice bleeding sarcasm, he asked, "Well, what are you going to put her in?!"

Sakura, being dumb enough to belive this, smiled, and reached into a bag. She handed Leighza the articles of clothing and told her to come out when she was done, or call her if she needed help with the fishnet.

As teh changing-room door shut, Sasuke looked at me, thoughtful. I arched an eyebrow as I took in this boys appearance. Well, if we were back in London, he could've been just a wonderful Naruto cosplayer. But, of course, I knew better. We were in Naru-Land, and that was that. After a while, I noted that Sasuke was still staring. "May I help you?"

"WHo are you?"

I blinked rapidly, scanning my brain for the last name of someone I could tell the truth to. "We're...related to Shizune."

Beside Sasuke, Naruto grinned, "You're related to Granny Tsunade's apprentice? Really? Weird...how?"

"Cousins. Distant, distant, distant cousins."

"Why--"

All of us shut up as Leighza entered the room. Whoa...

Her dress was black, and cut down to her navel. Or, rather, where her navel would have been, had it not been covered with bandageing all the way to her nose. Her hair framed her eyes even furthr, making the golden obs stand out further. Not one scrap of skin, besides an inch or three of her face, and her finger and toe tips, was visible. Her fingers were also covered by bandageing, and the dress fell right to her ankels, where her black ninja-boots were.

"Whoa..." I repeated, this time aloud.

Sakura turned to me, "Now, it's your turn."

She pushed me into the dressing room and handed me several articles of clothing before backing out.

I blinked and shrugged, putting on the clothes.

When I was done, my outfit was extremely similar to my sisters. I had a tunic-styled green shirt with fishnet to my elbow on one side, and bandageing on the other. My pants were black with many, many pockets. I assumed this was for my assorted weaponry. On the front of my shirt, instead of my sisters orange star and red lightening bolt, I had an orange lightening blot and a red star. I walked out of the room, only to be pushed directly back in, and wined as Sakura put a jutsu of some sort on my hair. (2) Finally, she let me leave, and I did so.

After the others nodded approvingly, and the girls and I thanked them all for their help and promised that we would be seeing them again, I turned to the two. "Sisters, shouldn't we be going to see Cousin Shizune?"

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1: Yay for Sakura bashing!

2: Heh! In all my stories, someone has magical-hair treatments.