That Really Happened?!

Naruto Behind the Scenes & Bloopers

Includes Interview With Itachi

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, because if I did, Orochimaru would have never existed!

Oh, and before I forget: If you are an Itachi fangirl, or like Itachi, don't read the interview! NO FLAMEZ! SasuSaku

Also, I would like to make it clear that I have nothing against gay people, because some others have gotten the idea that I do. It's just that Sasuke would never like Itachi...

The Beginning

"All right guys, get into your positions! All of you asked to come here are going to be the stars of the new soon-to-be hit show, Naruto!" the new director of Naruto announced.

"Why does the show have to be named after Naruto? Why can't it be called Sasuke?" Sasuke argued.

"Because Naruto is an idiot! Everyone likes an idiot!" the director shot back flatly.

"NO WE DON'T!" everyone yelled all at once.

"See!" Sasuke pointed out.

"Well, the show should be named after me!" Neji disagreed.

"No, me!" Sakura screeched.

All the Naruto chracters start arguing over who the show should be named after!

"QUIET!! THE SHOW IS CALLED NARUTO BECAUSE HE IS THE ONLY ONE NOT ARGUING!" the director bellowed, clearly annoyed.

"THAT'S JUST BECAUSE THE SHOW'S ALL READY NAMED AFTER HIM!" Sasuke continued arguing, refusing to give up the fight.

"ALL RIGHT! TO MAKE THINGS FAIR, WE'LL MAKE THE REST OF YOU COOLER THAN NARUTO, EXCEPT FOR: Rock Lee, Gay uh, I mean Guy, Orochimaru, Shino, most of the villians and so on!" the director screamed, fuming.

"WHY US?" Rock Lee, Gay uh, I mean Guy, Orochimaru and Shino all inquired at once.

"Because I hate you! Now, if you don't shut up, I'LL TAKE YOU OFF THE SHOW!" the director ended it.

The all shut up because they want to be TV stars.

"Now, let's get the show on the road!" the director ordered.

This is the scene where Sasuke leaves the village...

Sakura sobs in agony, "I'M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU, SASUKE, I CAN BEARLY STAND IT! DON'T GO! IF YOU DO, I'LL CRY AND SCREAM AND"--Sasuke starts making out with her uncontrollably.

"GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOCK HER OUT!" the director screeched, really annoyed.

Sasuke and Sakura: still kissing

still kissing

still kissing

still kissing

still kissing

still kissing

The director rips them apart and glares at Sasuke

"WHAT?! I LOVE HER! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT MADE ME LEAVE HER!" Sasuke yelled very angrily.

"Shut up and follow the script! Besides, you'll come back to her, okay?" the director reassures him.

"I will?" Sasuke asked, like it was too good to be true.

"Sure." the director said unenthusiastically.

"SWEET, I WILL!" Sasuke jumps for joy.

I love Sasuke. He's a good kisser. I love Sasuke. I love Sasuke. I love Sasuke. Sakura thinks.

Next Scene

"YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO IT!" Sasuke bellowed, refusing to do something.

"YES I CAN!" the director shot back.

"I AM NOT GOING TO KISS NARUTO!" Sasuke yelled defiantely.

"I'M NOT KISSING SASUKE EITHER!" Naruto boomed, taking Sasuke's side.

"YES, YOU ARE!" the director put his foot down.

"ONLY IF WE GET A RAISE!" Sasuke suggested.

"OOOOHHHHHHHH, GOOD THINKING!" Naruto agreed.

"Fine, you each get an extra 10,000 dollars a year. Now go do the scene!" the director agreed reluctantly.

the scene

"Oh, yeah, Sasuke? I'm stronger than you! I can beat you any time!" Naruto boasted.

"Are ya gonna kiss him or not?" the director growls loud enough for only Naruto to hear.

"You can't beat me, Naruto! You're such a loser!" Sasuke put Naruto down.

"KISS HIM!" the director hissed.

"I CAN BEAT YOU, SASUKE!" Naruto argued as he moves in closer but can't bring himself to kiss Sasuke.

The director elbows Naruto, causing Sasuke and Naruto's lips to meet.

Their faces turn purple.

"Cough, cough, cough, I'm gonna kill you, Naruto! cough..." Sasuke choked out.

"CUT! We got it, but it took long enough!" the director said as he glared at Naruto.

"You directors sure are moody..." Naruto commented.

"Just for that, you aren't getting your raise." the director said, grinning at the fact that he got Naruto back.

"Ah ha ha ha ha!" Sasuke laughed.

"And now you aren't either, Sasuke!" the director said, making up excuses to get out of giving anyone a raise.

"I HATE YOU!" Sasuke cried.

The director snaps his fingers, causing a herd of Sasuke fangirls to attack Sasuke

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! GET OFF ME! I HATE YOU! AAAAHHHHH! STOP RAPING ME!! EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK!" Sasuke screeched in pure agony.

High pitched girly screams come from Sasuke.

This is the scene where Orochimaru battles Sasuke...sort of...

The director hears girly screams coming from the bedroom and walks in to find Sasuke being raped by Orochimaru!

"HELP! HELP ME! THIS GAYWAD IS CAUSING ME A LOT OF PYSHICAL AND EMOTIONAL PAIN!! AHHHHHHHHH!!" Sasuke screams in even more agony than before.

The director manages to get Orochimaru off of Sasuke and gives Orochimaru a talking to about raping people Now, let's begin the scene!

the scene

Sasuke is doing a good job fighting Orochimaru.

"Oh, you're good." Orochimaru complimented strangely as he gave him a curse mark.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Sasuke screamed.

end scene

"This is unfair! First, you punish him for raping me, and now you pay him to give me this weird hickey?! I DEMAND A RAISE!" Sasuke complained.

"Fine...10,000 extra a year..." the director said, balling up his fists.

Orochimaru peeking in on Sasuke in his trailer

A shirtless Sasuke is singing, "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, I'm so sexy, it hurts!"

Orochimaru rapes him again

High-pitched girly screams come from Sasuke again.

A herd of fangirls come to the rescue and see him naked and all start to rape him too, so Sasuke is being raped by about 2 million people at once, or rather being crushed by naked people...

I will write more! R&R, but no FLAMEZ! The interview with Itachi will be up in about a day or so...