|Thanksgiving at DunderMifflin
Author: lala-haha-lala-ha PM
DunderMifflin on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Takes place before Jan was fired.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Words: 670 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11-22-07 - id: 3906452
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Declaimer: I own no part of The Office or anything else like that for that matter
Takes place in the beginning/middle of season 3
The next morning Dwight walked in with a Turkey, It was Wednesday. when Pam saw him come in but she didn't notice the Turkey at first, and was thinking of something else, so she ended up saying "Hey Dwi-urkey," she stuttered "did you clear this with Toby and Michael?"
"Fact: Michael is the ruler of this office it doesn't matter what Toby thinks."
Michael came out of his office, "Toby? Yuck! Maybe he won't show up and it will be a Thanksgiving miracle."
"Umm, actually Michael I think it's "Christmas Miracle" Jim said
"Well Jim I think your wrong, wasn't it miraculous when the Indians told the Pilgrims that birds where yummy and the killed one on Plymouth rock?
Jim just looked at the camera and shook his head. "Oh my GOD!" yelled Michael, "Thats a live turkey" He hid behind Dwight's desk since Dwight was still at reception.
"I brought it in so we could have a Thanksgiving feast in the conference room"
"Eww Dwight, we don't eat live animals."
"Of course we don't, we would first kill it then we-"
"No Dwight. When I told you to bring in a surprise Turkey yesterday I ment dead, without feathers or a face. I'm a vegetarian, I don't eat anything with a face."
Jim and Pam exchange looks, "Michael you ate a roast beef sandwich yesterday," Pam said.
"Yes I did," he says under his breath "Stalker"
"That has a face" Jim said.
"Not when I ate it, Im a vegetarian, they don't eat the faces."
JIm glances at Pam, "I don't think that how it works."
"Well what do you know Jim? Are you a vegetarian?"
Jim wasn't sure how to answer, because like everyone else in the world he didn't eat the actually heads of animals but he was one of the many people who ate meat, "No"
"Well then how would you know how it works?" he turned to Pam, "Pam can you take the Turkey on a walk through the parking lot?"
"Michael I don't actually think you walk turkeys."
"Pam what happens if Ryan walks in right now and sees me hiding behind this desk? He'll fire you right?"
"Why would he-"
Michael cut her off "Walk the turkey or I'm going to cry."
She didn't get up, Michael started to fake cry which made her unsure about which was worse, walking a turkey or hearing Michael's fake crying since it was high pitched and scratchy. She got up, "I'm walking him okay Michael?" She took the leash from Dwight, "I will show the turkey around the parking lot okay?"
As Pam walked into the elevator with the turkey Michael got up and walked to his office. "Now what are we going to eat Dwight said.
Angela: The party planing committee has be planing this, we have cookie's in the shapes of turkey's, and chocolate turkeys for everyone. Why would Dwight of all people, who knows I am a vegetarian bring a turkey for the killing to work?
Jan was walking into Dunder-Mifflin when she saw Pam with the turkey. She stop to say something to her but then held back for 2 reasons. 1.) She was a little scared of getting that close to the Turkey. 2.) This scene was beyond words.
She walked up to Dunder-Mifflin, she needed to speak to Michael, now, this was insane.