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animefreak1457
Author of 21 Stories

Rated: T - English - Humor - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-27-07 - Published: 11-25-07 - id:3912655

Another one of those days is like when you feel frustrated and all. Yeah.

I don’t own Bleach.

AF screams in frustration as she stomps on the ground. Ever since C.T.E. was chasing all Hollows out, the two other directors were crew members watch from the sidelines as fire envelopes the girl… literally.

“Um…”

“Don’t. Talk.” S.A.N. sweat drops and grabs the camera.

“Okay. Now we’ll go to the other characters.” S.A.N. walks (trips, almost damages the camera, and bumps into other cameras) to the group of characters who are in normal clothes.

“Isshin-san! Tsuyosa-san! How’s it like to be in this story, TBS?” The men grin.

“Great! We’re hoping to see our children in action!” The two men later glare at each other.

“Gomen, Tsuyosa, but my children, especially Karin-chan, are the main characters in this story.”

“Hai. Hai. However, my children are playing most of the important parts in the story, especially my darling little girl.”

“Karin-chan is better.”

“No, Heiwa-chan is the best!”

“Karin-chan is the main character!”

“Heiwa-chan is considered to be popular!” S.A.N. ignores the men’s argument and goes to the man with slick black hair.

“A-Ano… Densetsu?” The man looks at the blushing S.A.N.

“Hm? Ah… hai. Well, I like my character to be the mysterious character, but many people considered mysterious characters not so mysterious.” S.A.N. sweat drops.

“Um… okay. Er… Ichigo-san! Rukia-san! How’s it like to be in another adventure together, again?” The orange-haired man and the raven-haired woman smile.

“It’s all right.” Rukia says.

“It’s a good thing that we are having some slack. Being the main character is a lot of work.” Ichigo sighed in relief. S.A.N. nods.

“Okay! We’ll continue on the interview later. Since C.T.E. is still chasing the Hollows away, we’ll start without her.”

Cue the jumping for joy.

Scene sixteen, take one.

“Since we are taking a scene in the bus, we need to take this scene between Karin and Heiwa. Karin, look nervous. Heiwa, put your hand on her head like you are trying to reassure her. The other girls will talk like nothing happened. Ready?” AF explained.

“Yes, ma’am.” All the girls said.

“Action!” The girls began to talk in excitement, and Karin looked nervous. Heiwa sighed and put her hand on Karin’s head…

“Miss AF, have you seen a scarf for Byakuya? He said that he might misplace it around here.” The designer said, and the girls screamed.

“BYAKUYA?!” AF paled.

“Oh crap. No! You are not supposed to do that! No! No! No!” The girls ran from their position to Byakuya’s trailer. AF groaned.

“Cut…”

Take two

“Action!”

Heiwa sighed and put her hand on Karin’s head, and Karin began to relax. Karin opened her mouth but closed it.

“Line?”

Take three

Heiwa put her hand on Karin’s head, and Karin relaxed under her hand…

“Uh… AF?” Everyone turned their heads to the blushing S.A.N. AF groaned.

“What is it now?”

“We found C.T.E. She’s actually in studio 14.”

Silence.

“Wait here.” AF get off the chair and runs out. It was silent until they heard something like…

BOOM!

RATATATATATATATATATA!

CLANG! CLANG!

“…” Later, the gates open to reveal a disheveled AF with much burns and blood, and an unconscious C.T.E. chained and dragged. AF smiled psychotically.

“I feel much better.” Everyone shuddered.

Scene thirty-one, take one

“Okay. Natsu and Yuzu, pretend that you are fighting against Rangiku, Ikkaku, and Yumichika. You three, remember that you are preventing them from advancing further. Got that?”

“What’s ‘advancing,’ AF?” Natsu asked the director, and AF face-palmed.

“God, just stick with what I said. Action!”

The guys pretended to fight, but Yumichika yelled out.

“Hold it!” AF fell off her seat and quickly stands up.

“All right! Cut! Yumichika, what’s the problem?!” He sighed.

“My feathers are falling off from my face.” Everyone fell down, and AF sighed.

“Fine. We’ll fix it.”

Take two

“And… action!” AF yelled, and the group fought: Natsu against Ikkaku and Yumichika, and…

“YUZU! RANGIKU! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!” AF yelled, and the crew winced at her tone of voice. S.A.N. looked around to find a note.

“Um… AF? Here’s a note.” AF snatched the note and read out loud.

“ ‘Gone to find the kids. They got lost… again. P.S. We took some people to find them.’” AF sighed.

“Cut…”

Take three

“Action!” Natsu and Yuzu were fighting against the group. The fighting continued until…

Sniff. Sniff.

The crew members, actors, and AF turned green and turned around to see a pot that has the ingredients blurred out. S.A.N. smiled.

“Anyone hungry?”

Everyone ran away.

Take four

“And… action!” S.A.N. yelled, and Yuzu looked up and clenched her fists.

“Because… I don’t want that to happen again. I-”

“I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU, SCHOOLBOY! IF I HEAR ANOTHER OF YOUR SICK JOKES, I WILL TELL MOM ABOUT THIS!!” Everyone saw AF yelling at the cell phone again, and S.A.N. stood up, walked to AF, and put the megaphone next to her ear.

“STOP INTERUPTING THE SCENES, DAMMIT!” AF fell down, and S.A.N. turned to everyone who had their jaws dropped.

“Let’s start over.”

Scene thirty-four, take one

“Okay. Toshiro and Urahara, you two will fight against Karin, and she’ll have a headache. All right?” The men nodded, and Karin nodded.

“Action!” Urahara and Toshiro charged, and Karin was about to defend until…

“BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP!!!” Everyone covered their ears and turned to see the younger Karin with a foghorn on her hand.

“WHAT?!” AF yelled, but the young Karin blushed.

“Do you know where the bathroom is?”

Cue anime fall.

Take two

“And… action!” Karin continued to block the attacks from the two men, and she holds her head.

“Ow…” AF raises an eyebrow.

“It’s not ‘ow.’ You’re supposed to hiss in pain.” The fighting stopped, and Karin shook her head.

“No, I have a headache already. Do you have aspirin?” The crew members groaned, and AF sighed.

“Alright. Cut, and someone give her asprin.”

Take three

“Action!” The group was about to start fighting when… was it raining eggs?

“You, twerps! Get down here this instant!” AF yelled when she saw the five young kids dropping eggs from the pillars.

Take four

“Action!” AF said, and Karin pretended to have a headache. S.A.N. turned on the stereo for the voices for Karin’s head.

I LIKE BIG BUTTS, AND I CANNOT LIE!

“WRONG ONE, S.A.N.!!” AF screeched, and the crew members fell down into a fetal position, muttering about being in their happy places.

Take five

“One more time… and action!” The fighting continues, and Toshiro pulled his sword back.

“KARIN-NEE!!” The three actors lost balance and fell on the ground, and AF slammed her sketchbook on her own head. The young Karin was there, standing behind the crew members, and S.A.N. walked to the little girl.

“Um… Karin? Is there something you need?”

“Have you seen Heiwa, older Heiwa?” S.A.N. looked around to find the older Heiwa, but she wasn’t around.

“I’ll go see if she is in the trailer.” S.A.N. left, and AF sighed.

“Alright. Everyone, take a break.” Everyone cheered and left, and S.A.N. came back with a blushing face. AF raised an eyebrow.

“Um… Karin? Heiwa’s busy, so I think you should go do something else.” The young Karin nodded and left, wondering why S.A.N. was red. AF looked at S.A.N. weirdly.

“Something happened to her?” S.A.N. nodded and whispered in AF’s ear, making AF blush deep red. AF turned around and muttered, “My mind’s scarred.”

Only the directors knew what happened, and they wished that they didn’t.

Me: -.-

S.A.N.: She's resting now because... (flips medical board) her mind just got scarred by the infomation I gave her.



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