Author's Note: This is my attempt at a one shot between Leon and Count D. I was writting this when contimplating another story I'll be writting for petshop. (Sorry...that one won't be yaoi) Anyways...reviews matter. Please leave your opinion!

Resisting

It had been a rediculously slow week and besides the daily visists, nothing much else had been happening. The only pet he'd managed to sell was a cute baby blue jay to a sweet 5 year old girl. It was Saterday and so D decided that it wouldn't be so bad to just close early. Just as he turned the sign over and closed the door, a familar voice, accompanied by banging, assulted D's ears.

"Hey Count you in?"

D sighed and openend the door. "Hello my dear detective. What brings you here today?"

"Gotta ask ya 'bout a case. Gonna let me in or what?" Leon seemed irratable today.

"Of course, it's just about tea time." D moved to the side to admit the blonde man.

"It's alway tea time 'round here." Leon said as he shlumped to the couch and flopped down. D once again closed the door. Even a visit from the detective about a case was a welcomed devertion from boardom.

"Feet off the table detective." D said half heartedly as he prepaired the tea.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Leon begrudgedly pulled his feet off the table. D could pick up that Leon was in a particular aggresive mood.

"What's the matter detective? You seem toi be a little aggrivated today." He placed a cup in front of Leon and sat acrossed from his guest, holding his cup in his elegant fingers.

"Nothing. Jeez. Why the fuck is everyone on my case today!" Leon snapped catching D off gaurd. D now really wanted to know what caused his darling detective to act like this. He alway felt a soft spot for his dear detective whom never had anything go his way.

"Look D, sorry. I'm just a bit pissed. My fucking cheif had a hard on today and rode everyones' asses into the ground."

"It's alright detective. I understand." Suddenly D got a brillant idea. It not only would cure his boardom but it could also relieve the stress that the detective was going through. He hid a mischivious smirk behind his tea cup; this was going to be an interesting afternoon afterall. D assured himself before pouncing that the feelings were not love, just a fondness that was uncommon for his kind to feel for a human. With that in mind, he began setting things into motion. If all went well, both would be satisfied with the outcome.

"Tell me detective, besides work, is there anything else that is bothering you?" D thought that he might as well start subtly.

"What are you talking about?" Leon asked as he shoved a small piece of chocolate cake into his mouth.

"I'm not meaning to pry, but perhaps you are very angry today because you've had many pented up problems building off of one another and your cheif's attitude is was finally let it loose?"

Now Leon was suspisious. D never took this much interest in his mood or his problems. Where was he going with this. He decided to play along and find out what was going on.

"What the hell are you talking about?"

D took a polite sip of his tea before saying, "Perhaps things such as...women? Maybe you haven't been going on many dates? From what my understanding is, is that sexual frustration can interfier with regular life." D had to hold in his laughter as Leon sputtered up the tea he had been attempting to swallow (made black just for him).

"What the fuck!?" Leon couldn't believe his ears. How the hell did D take such a fucking leap?

"There is no need to be embaressed detective. There are plenty of men who don't, as you would put it...get any." D was enjoying the detective's confusion. Poor Leon, he would become even more confused in the next few minutes.

"Woah D...jeez. I...what the fuck. How the hell did you take that leap? I never said anything even close to women or dates! How the...why would you of all people say that!?" Leon didn't know what happpend. A second ago he was working up to a really good rant. Then, witout warning, D was stratiling his waste.

"D! What..." He tried to push D off him but it only ended up, somehow, with Leon on his back and D on top on his body stratling just below his manhood.

"Now now detective. You don't need to be afraid. Don't resist. I won't attempt to penitrate you." D didn't hesitate to kiss Leon's mouth when it opened to attempt protests. He felt Leon's body go utterly ridged before he felt hands on his shoulders push him back roughly, he smirked and let his hair fall into his face.

"D...knock it off. I'm not gay so you can just get the fuck off!" Leon's voice was a little shaky. D lowered his lashes and made his smirk even more suggestive.

"I never said you were Leon." D added a bit of huskness for effect. He moved his right hand to his hair and pulled it away from his Kami eye.

"So what...you're a fucking woman now!?" Leon was paniced.

"Just relax Leon. I promise I won't harm you. I only want to help relieve some of that stress and anger you've allowed to build up." He sent messages into Leon's eyes with his own. This caused Leon (to his horror) to relax, his arms falling from D's shoulders.

"No...I'm fine...and..."And then D was kissing him again and he wasn't fighting. His heart was racing and his brain was screaming at him to not be an idiot, to get up and run. He put his hands to D's chest and pushed feebly against him, the count was stronger than he looked. He then struggled and succeeded in pulling his lips from D's. He saw D's eyes open again and felt his hot breath on his face.

"Leon, don't resist." D whispered. He held emotions for this human even if it wasn't love. It was a fondness that he never felt nor should ever feel for a human. It was the ultimate taboo to be doing this and it felt so deliciously bad. The idea of seducing the detective was mouth watering due to the fact that the detective was so damndably stubborn. He wouldn't be cruel, he would satisfy the detective only after however...he made him ask for it. But he also knew he had to be careful, huumans held alot of emotions with fornication. He couldn't afford to envoke the rath of Leon Orcot even more than he expected from their usual game of cat and mouse.

"Stop it." Leon whispered back, a bit labored in forming the words. D was kissing his cheeks and ears by this point.

"Leon...I can't stop until you are rid of all your aggresion. If it helps in anyway...pretend I am a woman." D was enjoying himself. He had always wanted to experiance human love making and now he could. He was confidant in his abilities to seduce the detective to the point that he would come back and that they would fully appreciate eachother then. All this little confrintation was serving was to give the detective a small taste of what would be in store for him.

He was gay damn it. He wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't gay! So why did it feel so good when he felt D's lips press his again and even trace his lips with that female like tounge. Why wasn't he biting, kicking, and swearing? What had D done to him? It had to be drugs. D was suspected of drug selling anyways so maybe there was something in his tea. That was what it had to be. He pushed again against D's chest and D was swift in grabing his hands.

"Leon." D warned. He gave Leon a chance by slowly releasing his hands and moving his hands down ward, but he istantly regretted it when he had to re-pin Leon to the couch after he'd pushed him off and tried to jump off.

"Damn it D! I said NO! Let me go. What you're doing right now is illegal and I can arrest you ya know!" Leon yelled trying to pull away again. He fed his anger to conquer what he'd been feeling only a moment ago.

D remained calm, this was going to be harder than he thought.

He made his voice sultry as he looked down at Leon, tilting his head attrativly. "What exactly am I doing to you...Leon." He purred..

Author's note: EVIL CLIFF HANGER...HA HA HA...please review!