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(A/N) Merry Christmas, everyone! It's me, Wormtail96 with my annual Christmas fic. This is a parody of Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle. The star: Bendy from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends playing as Eddy! It's about time I gave him a fic. So here it is! Can Bendy learn the true meaning of Christmas in this parody? Let's see... Read on!
The date was December 24th 2007 in Toon City. All the toons from all over the world had transported here, due to the magic of Wormtail96, to this city to celebrate Christmas. Yes, it was a most joyful time of the year, Christmas. Gifts are exchanged, friends and family gather and throw a party, and people are filled with more joy then before compared to the rest of the year. But of course, there are some people who just think of it as getting their hands on presents and nothing more. This Christmas, we will meet up with one of those people, or in this case, Imaginary friend, and see if the true meaning of Christmas will dawn upon him...
In Toon City plaza, a snow flake floated down from the sky, and then another, and another, and another, until...a whole blanket of snow began covering the city. As the snow flakes fell, eight Troglodytes were building snowmen and throwing snowballs at each other.
The first had Stitch's physical structure. He had electric blue untamed outer-fur, and his inner-fur (Underbelly) was a darkish green. He was also of a giant size and chubby/muscular compared to his siblings, and was also slightly bigger than Stitch. He was also wearing a black and grey colored jumpsuit, a black beanie hat, a grey scarf and black mittens. This was Ryan ‘Pride’ Pelekai, Stitch and Angel’s first born son.
The second had Stitch's physical structure. He had dark-orange un-groomed outer-fur, and his inner-fur (Underbelly) was a bluish-white. He was reasonably big and rather padded in body fat. He was also wearing a yellow and purple colored jumpsuit, a yellow beanie hat, a purple scarf and yellow mittens. This was Sid ‘Sloth’ Pelekai, Stitch and Angel’s second born son.
The third had Stitch's physical structure. He had darkish-pink, gelled outer-fur, and his inner-fur (Underbelly) was a sandish-brown. He was half giant-sized and was partially muscular. He also wore black sunglasses and was wearing a dark red colored spiked collar and a dark-blue and red jumpsuit. He also wore a dark-blue beanie hat, a red scarf and dark-blue mittens This was Dino ‘Wrath’ Pelekai, Stitch and Angel’s third born son.
The fourth had Stitch's physical structure. He had swamp green well-groomed outer-fur, and his inner-fur (Underbelly) was a yellow. He was kinda thin with giant forearms. He wore huge glasses and an orange and blue colored jumpsuit. He also wore an orange beanie hat, a blue scarf and orange mittens. This was Kooky ‘Envy’ Pelekai, Stitch and Angel’s fourth born son.
The fifth had Angel’s physical structure. She had rose/red beautifully groomed outer-fur, and her inner-fur (Underbelly) was a pink. She was also kinda chubby, and had a big butt. She wore a pink polka-dotted bow on top of her head, high-heels, a red pearl necklace and a light pink and red colored jumpsuit. She also wore light pink earmuffs, a red scarf and light pink mittens This was Salina ‘Lust’ Pelekai, Stitch and Angel’s daughter.
The sixth had Stitch's physical structure. He had dark-purple groomed outer-fur, and his inner-fur (Underbelly) was a Teal. He was also very overweight, hardly muscular, but slightly big for his age. He had a big star-shaped greyish/greenish birthmark on the left side of his face and was wearing a turquoise and swamp green colored jumpsuit. He also wore a turqoise beanie hat, a swamp green scarf and turqoise mittens. This was Morton ‘Gluttony’ Pelekai, Stitch and Angel’s sixth oldest son.
The seventh had Stitch's physical structure. He had lime-green tacky outer-fur, and his inner-fur (Underbelly) was a grey. He was pretty small, due to being one of the youngest, and kinda plump. He also wore a purple and black colored jumpsuit, a purple beanie hat, a black scarf and purple mittens. This was Kevin ‘Greed’ Pelekai, Stitch and Angel’s seventh oldest son.
The eighth had Stitch's physical structure. He had blue groomed outer-fur, and his inner-fur (Underbelly) was a lighter blue. He wore an orange bandanna around his neck with a crudely drawn picture of monster teeth on it. He looks like a younger and smaller version of Stitch. He also wore a grey and black colored jumpsuit, a grey beanie hat, a black scarf and grey mittens. This was Stitch Pelekai Jr., Stitch and Angel’s eighth oldest, or rather youngest, son.
Stitch Junior poked out his tongue, letting a snowflake land upon it. He giggled gleefully as this happend. The Stitch Kids then all began laughing as they began tossing snowballs at each other. Then Kooky pulled out a snowball bazooka, making his siblings go 'eep'. Kooky began shooting massive snowball cannonballs at his siblings, knocking them down flat and cothering them in snow. Only their heads and some of their feet poked out of the snow, wiggling to get out. Kooky laughed hysterically. He had been meaning to test out this new creation for a while now.
Wormtail96 presents...
Bendy's Jingle Jingle Jangle
While the Stitch Kids played, folks all over Toon City began putting up last-minute decorations for Christmas. The Eds had put up 'Santa, land here' posters on their roofs and The KND had sent up batman-esque light signals with a pictures of santa and presents. Lilo and Stitch had put up a holy reef on their door, Yin and Yang decorated their Dojo with tinsel, Danny Phantom was putting up christmas lights around his house, and all around town, toons were exchanging a good "Merry Christmas!" to each other.
"Come along, everyone!" Mr. Herriman instructed as he, Frankie and the large group of imaginary friends exited through the gates and towards Toon City. Herriman looked back to Madame Foster, who was at the door of the house, "We will be back in time for Christmas dinner, Madame." Madame Foster nodded, and then walked back into the house.
An imaginary friend was silently walking down the steps on one of the house's stairs cases with a flash light in one furry hand and a scroll of parchment in the other. He looked like a Doctor Suess character that had spikey yellow fur with black zig-zag stripes. His name was Bendy.
When Bendy reached the bottom of the stair case, he skidded on a rug, making him slip down into the hallway, knocking into a small pedestal. A ming vase that was positioned on top of the pedestal nearly tipped over, until Bendy saw this and grapped it with his feet. He sighed in relief and placed the vase back in its upright postion. He got back up on his feet, and continued on his misson. He opened the scroll of parchment and took a look at it. It was a map. But not just any map. This was a map that led to his Christmas presents! Normally, each Friend of the house got only one present, but due to a new system, each friend would not only get a gift from Foster's, but a gift from each other. (So you can imagine how much Bloo liked that.) It was kinda like a 'Secret Santa' system. Now, how did Bendy get his hands on this map, you ask? Well, let's just say, he had to 'slit a few throats'...
Bendy turned on his flash light and turned a hallway, after taking his look of his map. He opened a door and looked inside. It turned out to be a closet, after shining his flash light inside it.
"This does not make any sense." Bendy said, looking back at his map. The said nothing about a closet. Well, the map's quality was a tad crued. After further inspection, he noticed that the map was indicating to the door next to this one.
After opening the next door, Bendy saw that it led to a staircase, that led upstairs to a different room. He climbed the stairs, and when he reached the top, opened a green rustic door. When he entered, he saw the room was one of the many attics.
"Come on. Give me a break, here!" Bendy growled in annoyance. He had gone through a lot to get this map, and it better had lead to thing he wanted most: his Xmas presents. The map said the presents where in this room. Now, all Bendy had to do now was find out where exactly presents were in the room.
Bendy opened a truck full of junk and looked inside. No presents, just carbage. Bendy was now definately ticked! He glared at the map in his hand, "Oh, for God's sake! Who drew this map?! Eduardo?!" He slammed the trunk shut and started to walk off when he heard a creak. He paused as if frozen, and looked down at his left foot, shining the flash light upon them as well. He saw that the floorboard he was standing on was weaker than all the others, meaning one possible thing...
Bendy smirked, shouting, "Ah-ha!" as he placed the map into his non-existed pockets. He put the flash light into his jaws, leaving his hands free. Bendy then grabbed a large hammer off of the floor, raised it above his head and slammed it down onto the floor boards. He put the hammer down and started pushing the busted weak wood aside. His eyes widened at the site he saw before him: a whole mount of Christmas presents, all for him! He took the flash light out of his mouth and shouted ecstaticly, "MY CHRISTMAS STASH!!!"
The imaginary friend ran to a mount of carboard boxes, and positioned his flash light on top, so that it shone open Bendy's Christmas presents. As he did this, Bendy sang a little tune.
Bendy: Oh, Christmas Eve,
Oh, Christmas Eve,
It's the day before you get free presents!
Oh, Christmas Eve,
Oh, Christmas Eve,
All of them for me!
With his little Jingle finished, Bendy ran back to his presents and picked up a purple one with a green ribbon. He sat down with it like a little child, neatly undone the ribbon and gently took off the tape on the part where the wrapping was folded. He picked up the gift and slid the box out of the wrapping. He did want to leave any evidence that he had opened his presents, and he would simply re-wrap them for Christmas day.
However, Bendy's wide grin dropped when he pulled out the gift from the box. It was a...yellow and black stripped beanie hat!
"A beanie hat?" Bendy asked, confused. "Well, I guess it will go with my yellow and black stripped scarf."
Bendy then grabbed another red christmas present with Xmas tree patterns on it. He just ripped off the wrapping and knocked off the lid. It was a...pair of purple socks?!
"Socks?!" Bendy asked incredously, "You must be joking!"
In anger, Bendy grabbed an orange present with a blue ribbon, ripped off the wrapping with his teeth and opened it. It was...a package of toiletires (as in shower gel, cloths, deodorant, toothpaste, a tooth brush, soap, shampoo, soap, a luffa, etc.)
"Say it isn't so?!?!?" Bendy exclaimed in shock.
He frantically ripped open another present and the gift inside it made him foam at the mouth. A DVD with the title...Tron.
"TRON?!?!??!?! WHO WOULD BUY A DVD OF 'TRON' FOR A CHRISTMAS GIFT?!?! I MEAN, WHO LIKES 'TRON'?!?!? I SURE DON'T!!!" Bendy took in a deep breath, and then screamed, when throwing the DVD at the flash light, knocking it off onto the floorboards. "I HATE GETTING RUBBISH LIKE THIS FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!!"
While Bendy ripped through the wrappings of his shoddy presents in search of at least one decent gift, the knocked over flash light rolled over 'till it face a mirror. The light shone upon the mirror and it reflected out of the window and into the sky. When the beam of light reached the peak of the sky, it began shimmering like a star.
On the deck, at the helm, three certain villains where popping the corks on wine bottles and pulling Christmas crackers. They were Captain Barbossa, Oogie Boogie and The Horned King.
"I believe it be your turn next, Horned King." Barbossa said, handing The Horned King an Xmas cracker, while Oogie Boogie pulled the cork off of a wine bottle.
"Very well." The Horned King said dryly, taking the Xmas cracker.
Oogie chuckled, as he said, "Yeah, give it a pull. Ya might get a paper crown." After saying this, Barbossa placed a purple crown on top of his own hat, while Oogie placed an orange one on his own.
"Well, of course I will. They all come with paper crowns." HK replied with a snap, as he pulled on the cracker. With a small bang, it revealed a yellow paper crown. "Behold, a paper crown." HK deadpanned as he placed the paper crown on top of his head.
"Oh, all right." Oogie snarled. "Lighten up, will ya?"
Just then, the monkey on Barbossa's shoulder began screeching. It was pointing out towards the sky.
"What is it, Jack?" Barbossa asked his pet monkey, now known as Jack.
Oogie then saw what Jack the monkey was pointing to. It was the shimmer of light created by Bendy's flash light. But, of course, he did not see that. "Hey, look at that! There is something twinkling in the sky."
"Where?" Barbossa asked, looking through his telescope up into the sky.
HK snatched the telescope off of Barbossa, saying, as he looked through it. "He said the sky, Barbossa."
Barbossa snatched the telescope back, and saw the shimmer in the sky through it. "Ah, now I be seeing it." He closed the telescope, saying, "Well, then, I don't suppose it would hurt by inspecting what the Hubb-bubs all about."
With that said, Barbossa began walking towards the side of the ship where the boats were. As he clampered in, he turned to Oogie and HK, "Well...aren't ye be coming?" HK and Oogie just rolled their eyes and followed the Captain to the boat. Once they were all in, the boat lowered into the sea. "Straight towards shore, men!" Barbossa ordered. He saw HK and Oogie looking at him, strangely. He snarled, "That means you two!" The other two villains groaned angrilly as they grabbed the oars and began rowing.
And so, Barbossa, Oogie Boogie and The Horned King began their 'journy' to discover the mystery of the shimmering light in the sky. Man, what idiots...
Well, anyway, Read and Review, Folks! And once more, Merry Christmas!