Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter or any of its characters, though I wish I did!

SIRIUS: I am so bored.

JAMES: Me too…I’m gonna go ask Lily out again.

SIRIUS: Prongs. Give it a rest. She’s sick of you.

JAMES: She just doesn’t know what she’s missing.

REMUS: Prongs, for once in your life, be serious.

JAMES: Then I’d have to be a man-whore.

SIRIUS: Oh Merlin. Not that again!

JAMES: (to Remus) Hey baby. You. Me. Hagrid’s hut. This Saturday. Be there.

REMUS: Okay then…

- Silence -

REMUS: I know! We played a game in Muggle Studies today. Do you guys want to pl…?

SIRIUS: No.

REMUS: Come on! It’s fun! It predicts the future! It tells us what we’re going to be doing in twenty years!

PETER: Really?

JAMES: You are so thick sometimes, Wormtail. It’s a Muggle game. It cannot predict the future.

REMUS: (ignoring James) The game is called MASH. Who wants to go first? Wormtail! Thank you for volunteering!

PETER: But…I…

REMUS: It’s easy! Just pick a number!

PETER: Umm… okay… five.

REMUS: Brilliant. Now listen while I explain the directions. There are eleven categories in the game, though there could be more or less than that. For each category, there are four choices. You have to count through the choices and cross out the one you land on. So, for you Peter, I would count: one, two, three, four, five. When I land on the fifth one, I cross it out. If there is only one more choice left in the category, skip that category.

1) Spouse

a) Helena Ravenclaw

b) Minerva McGonagall

c) Lily Evans

d) Dolores Umbridge

2) Wedding Robe Colour

a) Red

b) Green

c) Blue

d) Yellow

3) Spouse’s Robe Colour

a) Gold

b) Silver

c) Bronze

d) Black

4) Country You Will Live In

a) England

b) Spain

c) Japan

d) Canada

5) Place You Will Live

a) Mansion

b) Apartment

c) Shack

d) House

6) Kids

a) 1

b) None

c) 12

d) 4

7) Nickname

a) Idiot

b) P-dog

c) Sport

d) Mary

8) Method of Transportation

a) Broom

b) Hogwarts Express

c) Car

d) Knight Bus

9) Personality

a) Bashful

b) Grumpy

c) Happy

d) Dopey

10) Favorite Book

a) Pride and Prejudice

b) Captain Underpants

c) The Odyssey

d) A History of Magic

11) Pet

a) Cat

b) Rhino

c) Bull

d) Rock

(Five minutes later)

REMUS: Okay Wormtail, these are your results:

Spouse- Lily Evans

JAMES: Hey!

Wedding Robe Colour- Green

JAMES: Like Lily's eyes...

Spouse’s Robe Colour- Black

SIRIUS: Are you marrying a Death Eater?

Country you will live in- Canada

JAMES: See ya!

Place you will live- Shack

SIRIUS: You’re gonna live in a shack with Lily!

Kids- 12

SIRIUS: You’re gonna live in a shack with Lily and have twelve kids!

JAMES: WHAT???

Nickname- Mary

JAMES: Yeah, I could see that.

Method of Transportation- Car

REMUS: It’s how Muggles get around.

Personality- Dopey

JAMES: Actually, that’s how you are now.

Favorite Book- Captain Underpants

REMUS: He kind of looks like you, Pete…

Pet- Rock

PETER: I like rocks. They’re so cute.

SIRIUS: What!?

JAMES: And you are not marrying Lily. She’s going to marry me. Okay. I’ve got to try this.

Thank you all for reading this story. This is my first story, so please, no flames! Constructive criticism is welcome, though. I would like to thank Kyota-chan for helping me edit this!

-Candy