I Remember When I Was Human…

by Psychotic

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight.

Summary: Esme remembers a certain food that she used to love when she was human.

“I remember when I was human I used to love pineapple. I swear I was addicted to that stuff.”

“I don’t remember anything from when I was human.”

“We know that, Alice.”

“You’re supposed to feel sorry for me!”

“Too bad, so sad. Edward, what did you like to eat when you were human?”

“I think I used to like mashed potatoes, especially with turkey gravy.”

“You’re an odd duck, Edward.”

“Shut up, Alice.”

“Oh, I remember when I was human, I used to love nanners!”

“Um, nanners, Mom?”

“Yes, nanners. You know, the long yellow fruit that grow in bunches in tropical forests.”

“Oh! You mean bananas.”

“No, I mean nanners.”

“O…kay… I’m just going to add that to the list of odd words that Esme says… and declare you officially insane.”

“I am not insane! I just use different words.”

“You’re insane.”

“I am not! Stop saying that, or I swear I’ll – “

“Kids! What have I said about teasing your mother?!”

“Ah! Carlisle’s going to kill us! Don’t kill me, Daddy, please don’t kill meeeeee!”

“Mom, save us!”

“Hahahaha! Why should I? Teasing little brats.”

A/N: Another little chapter in all dialogue. I’ve decided these chapters are all going to be very short things, because it only is meant to show the word and the reaction to it.

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Psychotic Female of Many Names

12.29.08