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..::Chapter 14:: It’s Vicky!::..
CINDY: (shrieking) Thank you?! I could kill you!! You left us there with no means of escape—
JIMMY: It would’ve taken no effort to get us out with you—
CINDY: But instead of wishing us out, you devised some stupid scheme that was a split-second of getting us sent to some other planet!!
TIMMY: (after a small pause) How many S’s do you think were in that sentence?
Cindy jumps to attack him but Jimmy barely holds her back
TIMMY: Look, I’m sorry, you know my brain is freakishly small!
JIMMY: You can say that again.
COSMO: You know his brain is freakishly small!
TIMMY: But before one of you kills me, can we please get our dimensions back to normal! Either that or I need to go on Weight Watchers fast, this bulginess is killing me.
JIMMY: Be my guest, I can’t restrain her any longer!
TIMMY: I wish everyone was in their normal dimension and nothing like this ever happened again!
The entire universe was sucked into a giant black hole, which incidentally isn’t even black, more like a random blend of every color that looks black if you squint your right eye, and every dimension was spit back out, hanging in the middle of space. The people all floated back to their homes and the inter-dimension portals started to close
TIMMY: Nice working with you, Neutron.
JIMMY: Same with you, Turner. Although next time do try to save the hostages [ibefore[/i takeoff.
CINDY: (with a sigh) Boys.
The three of them shook hands and left to their rightful dimensions just as the three villains flew past the camera
BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS: We were this close, Eustace. This close!
EUSTACE: You know it was all your fault, don’t you? You were the one that got distracted by those mayors.
BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS: Me?! I can’t believe you could think for a minute that—
VICKY: What does it matter?! We still lost anyway!
BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS: That was negative.
VICKY: (sarcastically) Bye, Beautiful Gorgeous. How I will miss your joyful sarcasm.
BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS: Bye Victor—remember, I’m still prettier than you!
VICKY: It’s VICKY! And in your dreams!
EUSTACE: (muttering) Girls!
They all got through to their dimensions and every portal closed; the screen went black for a minute and then Professor Calamitous popped up from behind bars
PROFESSOR CALAMITOUS: Hellooooooooooo?
THE END