Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of these commercial parodies.

The halls of Otogakure where mostly abandoned as a lone gray-haired figure strolled through the halls, the torchlight flickering of his mirrored spectacles as he turned a corner.

At the end of the long hallways he walked down, scarcely making a sound even with the items in his hands. At the end of the hallway as a large snake-embossed door with ornate detailing.

The room was dark and quiet; the man sat on the chair in the center of the room facing a large screen opposite to him. On the armchair was a set of colored buttons arranged in different orders.

The door opened and Orochimaru glanced at it to confirm who it was. Kabuto walked in with a set of videotapes in one gloved hand. On them where a variety of different kanji and symbols.

‘’I trust the filming went well’’ rasped the snake-sannin. ‘’Of course they did’’ Kabuto said respectfully, walking up to the veiwscreen and selecting one of the tapes before entering it in.

Onscreen appeared Kimimaro who was holding a glass of milk in one hand. The background was a shining perfect day, the kind you see on movies or in commercials like this one.

‘’You know having an advanced bloodline, fending off a terminal disease and being a shinobi are tiring, for that I drink Oto Milk! It’s 25 percent more healthy then the leading brand available’’ he said.

Then the screen switched to Rock Lee. ‘’See this guy? He drank his milk and he is happy and healthy.’’ The veiwscreen showed a few more images with Rock Lee smiling and performing exercises.

‘’However this guy did not drink his milk.‘’ The image switched to Gaara scowling and looking murderous. ‘’Look at how mean and surly he is, now see how Oto milk can brighten a day!’’

Then the screen changed to a happy and grinning Gaara holding up a glass of milk. ‘’Yes we do tend to satisfy out customers, because we only make the milk with the highest quality cows available.

This time the screen changed to a spotted cows grazing in the middle of a field but then changed to Tayuya who was sleeping on a couch with the words big fat sow underneath. ‘’Sorry but I think Sakon put that, I haven’t had time to edit that out’’ Kabuto apologized.

Orochimaru waved him away. ‘’We’ll do it later’’ then the screen changed to an information page detailing a variety of nutritional facts that disappeared after a few brief seconds.

Then the image was of a smiling Kimimaro. ‘’Drink Oto milk, It’s happy healthy and a great way to stay in shape’’ with that he smiled and drank the milk and then put it down, this time he had a milk mustache.

The happy image was cut of by the bone-user suddenly vomiting blood over the camera screen before the whole thing faded away into paths of gray and white static before finally dissolving into a black screen.

‘’We’ll have to edit that last part out but in all it looks good’’ Orochimaru commented. This whole commercial business was tiring but unnecessary, after the Sound had run out of funds they had to resort to selling various commercial products.

And the only was to get those products to the public was for commercials, So Orochimaru ordered the only bunch of peoples loyal- or stupid enough to do something as ridiculous as this.

The Sound Five.

‘’Who’s next?’’ he asked as Kabuto pulled the video out and replaced it with another one in the pile. ‘’I think it’s Tayuya’’ the gray-haired medic-nin commented the image of the apple-haired girl appeared.

‘’Great’’ Orochimaru muttered.

Author's Notes: Part one of a up is Tayuya with her commerical.