Diclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

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With a flicker the image on the screen came on in the darkness as the snake sannin and his servant looked on. Since Kidoumaru was one of the more intelligent of the Sounds they hoped his performance would be better. A spider symbol appeared don the screen for a few moments before Kidomaru appeared. ‘’Tired of all the same old games?’’ he said seriously to the screen before then stepping aside.

Behind him was a pile of old board games and super soakers. ‘’Well then you’re in luck’’ the spider-nin said happily showing off a sort of gun with a can attached to it. ‘’The most fun invention yet! Presenting….’’ He fired the gun at a nearby Sakon who was sipping from a coffee cup. ‘’...Kidoumaru’s silly string!’’ he shouted as the string caught the other sound nin and entangled him in a thick web.

‘’What the hell Kidoumaru let me go, I’ll kill you!’’ shouted the entangled sound nin as he wrested around. ‘’I’m not joking you bastard I swear let me go or I’ll kill you-you damn mother-‘’ He was cut off as Kidoumaru kicked him away, sending him flying down the hallway with his head bumping on the ground with his grunts of pain and curse words along the way.

Satisfied Kidoumaru turned back to the camera. ‘’Kidoumaru’s silly string is also good for silencing people’’ then the screen switched to an irate Tayuya who was screaming at a bored-looking Kidoumaru. As she opened her mouth to hurl another curse word Kidoumaru fired the silly string at her mouth, silencing her. Her eyes bugged out and she started to scream at the spider-nin, but it was all muffled.

Then she has up on screaming and launched herself at the sound nin who launched a spider-web from the nozzle of the gun and swung away. ‘’It also makes an excellent escape technique’’ the spider-nin’s voiced continued on off screen. Then the screen changed to show Kidoumaru in front of a billboard. ‘’Kidoumaru’s silly string is made from the best fibers produced by my giant mutant spiders’’ the billboard slid away to reveal one of Kidoumaru’s spider summons.

The giant spider was working hard at pumping out spider string. ‘’It is available is ready qualities, mostly because we have no safety polices!’’ the screen changed once again to the grinning face of Kidoumaru. ‘’But the best thing about it is’’ the screen expanded to reveal Kidoumaru in a tub with a martini on one of his hands. ‘’I’m getting all the royalties off of this bitches! Suck on that HAHAHAHAHAHAH!’’

The screen cut off and Orochimaru rubbed his chin thoughtfully. ‘’What on your mind sir?’’ the voice of Kabuto sounded. ‘’We are going to revise out royalties accounts’’ the snake sannin said seriously.