Mew Somomo: Welcome everybody to the first chapter of the forgotten Tokyo Mew Mew guys. Here we will torture, sorry, I mean ask them private questions and dare them to do stuff they would never do in a million years! I would like to take this opportunity to thank Kish’s Kitty and Sk8erGrl chan because they did Ask Kish (Kish’s Kitty) and The Ryou Show (Sk8erGrl chan) first. They are both excellent fan fics, so I suggest you check them out. Now, lets meet our victims, sorry, I mean guests! First up, the tree hugger you love to hate, Masaya Aoyama!

Masaya: Where am I?

Mew Somomo: Never you mind, you tree hugger. Next up, the hippie pastry chef, Keiichiro Akasaka!

Keiichiro: What the fudgicle?

Mew Somomo: Be quiet hippie!

Keiichiro: I am not a hippie! Why does everyone keep saying that?!

Mew Somomo: Because you are! Now, our next guest, Mr. Sarcasm himself, Pai!

Pai: Release me.

Mew Somomo: No. All of you be quiet, or I’ll have to tie you up. Actually, I may take a leaf out of Sk8erGrl chan’s book and chain you to the wall! Chains Masaya, Keiichiro and Pai to wall. Much better! Now our last guest, the only way to describe him is MIDGET! Please welcome Taruto!

Taruto: I AM NOT A MIDGET!

Mew Somomo: Yes you are. You are just in denial. Now if you have a question for any of these four, just review with your question or dare! I will make them do anything or reveal anything! Until next time, Ja Ne!

Keiichiro: Do we get any food?

Mew Somomo: Shut up hippie!

Keiichiro: I AM NOT A HIPPIE!

Mew Somomo: Yes you are! And I’m the only one who gets food until people R&R, so if anyone cares about them, hurry up and review!

Taruto: I’m so hungry…

Mew Somomo: QUIET MIDGET!